Sandwich spread is Satan's vomit - fight me

[farmerbarleymow]

It's utterly fucking vile, like a jar of sick. So come on you freaks and fess up to liking this filth.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Yeah, I've spelled tastebuds wrong but so fucking what.

 

[Skinny Ethel]

Younger brother used to use it. We all wore breathing apparatus when he did.

 

[cupid_stunt]

A rare occasion where I totally agree with you, farmerbarleymow.

But, Marmite is still God's gift, and seagulls are the devil's gift.

 

[tommers]

I don't even know what it is

 

[farmerbarleymow]

A rare occasion where I totally agree with you.

But, Marmite is still God's gift, and seagulls are the devil's gift.

You're a conflicted soul who will burn in hellfire.

 

[moomoo]

It’s delicious!

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I don't even know what it is

 

[Elpenor]

Is this margarine?

 

[Skinny Ethel]

No its shit in a jar.

 

[Skinny Ethel]

Tangy my fucking ringpiece.

 

[Sue]

I don't even know what it is

Is this margarine?

How is this even possible????

 

[cupid_stunt]

You're a conflicted soul who will burn in hellfire.

 

[weltweit]

I sometimes eat it .. quite nice

 

[Skinny Ethel]

When the bus fares go up i might empty a jar just before i get up near my stop in protest

 

[neonwilderness]

It's utterly fucking vile, like a jar of sick. So come on you freaks and fess up to liking this filth.

Have you tried air frying it?

 

[skyscraper101]

I haven’t had it since the 80s but I don’t remember it being much cop.

On its own it’s a hard no. I could see it livening up a beef sarnie or something but only if there was no horseradish sauce or mustard.

 

[Happy Tree]

It's so astringent it makes you gag. But in a nice way.

 

[Elpenor]

Looks like baby food after it’s been vomited up

 

[Elpenor]

How is this even possible????

I guess I don’t like sandwiches that much

Or perhaps I don’t like ruining the taste of a sandwich

 

[cupid_stunt]

I guess I don’t like sandwiches that much

You're Kemi Badenoch?

 

[bcuster]

I don't even know what it is

I've never seen it before

 

[tommers]

Looks shit.

 

[Sue]

You're Kemi Badenoch?

Dammit, beat me to it.

 

[weltweit]

All you haters - all the more for me

 

[Callie]

I like the tiny onions

 

[Callie]

At least...I think they are onions

 

[petee]

like Miracle Whip? that stuff is gross.

 

[Happy Tree]

It's like drinking vinegar with diced carrot in it. In fact, that's what it is.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I've never seen it before

Order some just like you've bought some of that other filth.