Redundant? Looking for work? Vacancies posted here!

[pengaleng]

everyone, I need a part time office minion job. Hire me, I'm fucking excellent.

p.s - NO cocking sales pls.

 

[cesare]

everyone, I need a part time office minion job. Hire me, I'm fucking excellent.

p.s - NO cocking sales pls.

You got an updated CV? I can tout it round for you.

 

[pengaleng]

yeah man I'll email that shit to you.

I just did it

 

[5t3IIa]

Me me! What about me!

 

[pengaleng]

I get first dibs

 

[cesare]

Email me the cvs teeps and 5t3IIa.

Also, get yerselves on LinkedIn to build up your contacts, that's where most jobs come from innit.

 

[Fuchs66]

I think I've mentioned this place before around here but if you fancy relocating to the Netherlands, its a brilliant place to live and work and the organisation always has vacancies due to the regular turnover of professional staff (non-career organisation).

http://www.opcw.org/jobs/

 

[pengaleng]

Email me the cvs teeps and 5t3IIa.

Also, get yerselves on LinkedIn to build up your contacts, that's where most jobs come from innit.

I've sent it

 

[cesare]

I've sent it

Got it now

Tell Garf to get on LinkedIn as well, work gets passed around.

 

[5t3IIa]

May I please have email address? I has roached your biz card way back

 

[cesare]

May I please have email address? I has roached your biz card way back

You roached it Those things are fucking expensive, I coulda given you cardboard out of the recycling (lol) if you was that desperate

You've let me down, you've let yourself down, but most of all - you've let climate camp down.

 

[pengaleng]

LOLenvironment.

 

[5t3IIa]

Oh god I was desperate I use filters now

Look: just get me a job and we'll call it quits

 

[cesare]

LOLenvironment.

google 'drippy little posh fucks'

 

[Me76]

Two part time vacancies at a charity available here

Based in Old Street, London

 

[Fuchs66]

google 'drippy little posh fucks'

You having a go?

 

[Fuchs66]

I think I've mentioned this place before around here but if you fancy relocating to the Netherlands, its a brilliant place to live and work and the organisation always has vacancies due to the regular turnover of professional staff (non-career organisation).

http://www.opcw.org/jobs/

I'm obviously using the wrong approach here judging by the total lack of interest how about:

There are some really seedy coffee shops in the town

 

[pengaleng]

nah I'd gladly up sticks and move to my motherland if the other half wasn't banned from there

 

[Treacle Toes]

Two part time vacancies at a charity available here

Based in Old Street, London

Current vacancies at bassac members, partners and affiliates

We are currently not advertising any vacancies.

 

[Fuchs66]

nah I'd gladly up sticks and move to my motherland if the other half wasn't banned from there

Cor, you a cloggy TP? Didn't know that

Banned? from the Netherlands how do you manage that????

 

[pengaleng]

Cor, you a cloggy TP? Didn't know that

Banned? from the Netherlands how do you manage that????

well, not really banned, woman issues lol

I are cloggy, a shit one tho.

 

[Fuchs66]

AAAAHHHHHHH Say no more

 

[geminisnake]

I'm obviously using the wrong approach here judging by the total lack of interest how about:

There are some really seedy coffee shops in the town

I am trying to get my son interested but the job needed 4 yrs experience

So 20 yr old looking for IT techy work. Has HND in computing and IT, some experience of shop work and fixing pcs for said shop. Some customer and phone skills, very good at explaining things to pc idiots.

 

[Fuchs66]

The definition of experience is very flexible, as are the qualifications required. The make it or break it part of the application process is the interview

(of course a reasonably well constructed online application form helps too)

E2A I'd advise anyone who is interested and whose quals are even vaguely similar to those required, to apply, what's the worst that can happen? They say no.

 

[Nigel]

No doubt I am teaching the wise people of U75 to suck eggs with this post. However a few of the people in my office have never faced anything like this before and had no idea what to think/do now dealing with redundancy.

Redundancy Help Home Page
Some really good reading in here and helpful advice
http://www.redundancyhelp.co.uk/

Benefits calculator
Find out about entitlements online
http://www.entitledto.co.uk/default.aspx

Housing benefit
Pretty essential that if you are out of work your rent (if you rent) is paid
http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/MoneyTa...tsAndOtherSupport/On_a_low_income/DG_10018926

Check your eligibility for council tax benefit
Council tax is generally most people’s biggest monthly expense and if unemployed you may will get discount
http://local.direct.gov.uk/LDGRedir...r Council Tax Benefit with your local council

Jobseeker’s Allowance
JSA is the main benefit for people of working age who are out of work.
http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/MoneyTa...rSupport/Employedorlookingforwork/DG_10018757

Half price travel in London
The Bus & Tram Discount Scheme is available to help those people on Income Support
http://www.tfl.gov.uk/tickets/faresandtickets/5568.aspx

Voluntary work in the UK
If you end up out of work for a period of time then you might wish to volunteer to improve your CV
http://www.do-it.org.uk/partners/howdoitworks

Free Open University training courses
If you end up with time on your hands then free training will improve your CV
http://www.open.ac.uk/openlearn/get-started/get-started-learner.php#1

Hope that someone finds one or two of these of use.

With the OU Open Learning, these are not courses.
Is there any information about getting reductions/bursuries for doing OU courses?

 

[Me76]

Current vacancies at bassac
Bookkeeper
Communications officer
Internship

Just a bit above from where you were looking.

 

[Biddlybee]

Current vacancies at bassac
Bookkeeper
Communications officer
Internship

Just a bit above from where you were looking.

Only 21 hrs a week for the comms officer... I'd love to work part-time

 

[quimcunx]

PM me your email address if you're interested in a fundraising and events manager job.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I've only 3 more weeks at this temp booking then who knows

Anyone want a secretary that does restricted hours?

 

[free spirit]

PM me your email address if you're interested in a fundraising and events manager job.

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