aah, the charming homophobia we all know and love.
you and phil really do make a lovely couple
What homophobia? If anything, I'd say that your insinuation that myself & Phil were somehow a couple with the implied derogatory connotations that came with your assertion makes you the homophobe.
Just out of interest, when you picture me & Phil making love (which you have done, don't even try to deny), do you picture me adopting the insertive or receptive role? And what noises do you imagine I make?