Prince Harry

[Chilli.s]

Be so funny for them to engage in a court battle between themselves for who gets to call themselves whatever. Royal, HRH, Prince, Duchess or whatever. With the amount of cash they have it would be that top tier justice that proles can't afford fighting it out. Press forbidden to report natch.

 

[T & P]

Fresh Prince of Quebec.

 

[Celyn]

Be so funny for them to engage in a court battle between themselves for who gets to call themselves whatever. Royal, HRH, Prince, Duchess or whatever. With the amount of cash they have it would be that top tier justice that proles can't afford fighting it out. Press forbidden to report natch.

It's a Knockout?

 

[Dogsauce]

Didn't they have to give-up trying a few years back after it turned-out that the hotel chosen for the test case had actually been permitted to use "Royal" by Edward VII when he was Prince of Wales and on a shooting/dirty weekend?

Seems he and numerous other Royals had dished-out this particular privilege very freely over the centuries.

I’m curious when the Royal Hotel on Armley Town St gained it‘s Royal charter, maybe one of the previous monarchs enjoyed watching the regulars fighting in the street outside amongst shoppers on a Saturday lunchtime, or admired the entrepreneurialism of the landlord growing weed in the attic (until the roof recently burnt down).

 

[ska invita]

Is all this stuff why Prince had to change his name to a squiggle?

Here's hoping Harry takes to writing SLAVE on his cheek

 

[ska invita]

Incidentally i dont think a day has gone by recently without a negative story headline.. getting quite creative with finding new angles

 

[stavros]

They absolutely nail what I think Beatrice and Eugenie are like though.

True, and Camilla is pretty good too. With perhaps the exception of William, they're all fairly low-hanging fruit. Go for her maj, and ideally speak ill of the one who struggled with seat belts.

 

[Celyn]

Here's hoping Harry takes to writing SLAVE on his cheek

Does he know enough of the alphabet?

 

[Proper Tidy]

finding new angles

Think they are more saxon tbh

 

[Celyn]

Apparently he wandered into Edinburgh to say that tourism is bad and we must not go around spoiling places by visiting them.

Fine. I really don't think I could afford a big weekend away holiday in Girvan anyway.

Oh. Right you are, then, Sir.

You just carry on flying about hither and yon. Because that is somehow different.

 

[Calamity1971]

Apparently he wandered into Edinburgh to say that tourism is bad and we must not go around spoiling places by visiting them.

Fine. I really don't think I could afford a big weekend away holiday in Girvan anyway.

Oh. Right you are, then, Sir.

You just carry on flying about hither and yon. Because that is somehow different.

He said , and I quote, ' just call me Harry' , what gives you the right to question him? He's one of us now for fucks sake. Christ's sake Celyn give ya self a shake !

 

[Celyn]

He said , and I quote, ' just call me Harry' , what gives you the right to question him? He's one of us now for fucks sake. Christ's sake Celyn give ya self a shake !

Quite so.

You are completely right, and I am truly sorry for my failure to realised that His Royal Highness is in fact a truly humble being who never flies around the globe on a whim, who never demands expensive security, and who is completely qualified to shout at me and everybody about cutting our travelling because if people keep going to places that Harry likes, then there are too many people, and the places are therefore spoiled.

It's obviously all right, really, because I can't go anywhere at all. So that's good. Being poor is a good non-travelling person, only worrying about local bus fare. I am sure The Useless Overpaid Poshboy Formerly Known as Prince will soon visit all of us who cannot afford little holidays to give us a hand-wave and a plastic medal.

<departs singing "Harry Krishna ...."

 

[cupid_stunt]

Formerly Known as Prince...

...and now an unpronounceable symbol.

 

[Celyn]

I could find a very pronounceable name for him.

 

[kenny g]

Hear he gave someone an unexpected hug yesterday whilst mentioning he is now Harry. Look forwards to either coronavirus super spreader allegations or future Court cases.

 

[Pickman's model]

Hear he gave someone an unexpected hug yesterday whilst mentioning he is now Harry. Look forwards to either coronavirus super spreader allegations or future Court cases.

or both

 

[Celyn]

Hear he gave someone an unexpected hug yesterday whilst mentioning he is now Harry. Look forwards to either coronavirus super spreader allegations or future Court cases.

Well, he and his wife do wander around the world quite a bit for such a concerned couple of eco-warriors. And meet and hug/shake hands with a lot of people. Good point, kenny g.

Just think, were they confined to a small quarantined room in Milton Keynes, they'd have all the privacy they want. Oh yes.

 

[SpineyNorman]

If you think about it this whole royal parting of ways thing is just like when workers power split. Harry and megan cast as permanent revolution.

 

[kebabking]

I note with some humour that the Canadian government has said it will no longer provide/pay for their security from 31st March for them when in Canada - I forsee much squealing....

 

[Pickman's model]

I note with some humour that the Canadian government has said it will no longer provide/pay for their security from 31st March for them when in Canada - I forsee much squealing....

let the pigs squeal

 

[D'wards]

Now they are "ordinary folk" (yeah right) they should pay for their own ruddy security.

Like the Beckhams or the Wests (Kanye and Kim, not Fred and Rose) do.

 

[extra dry]

Harry warned 'doors will be closing' for him and Meghan Markle after Royal Family exit

Good greif, even Canada is getting into the mess.

And yes its the Express, sorry.


I was going to shot low and hard with a 'better than a coffin lid'

 

[souljacker]

If they thought they could leave but still keep all the benefits of being royalty, maybe they are as thick as I've always assumed.

 

[2hats]

If they thought they could leave but still keep all the benefits of being royalty, maybe they are as thick as I've always assumed.

Have they never watched any films about the mafia?

 

[two sheds]

That'll be where their protection comes from next.

 

[platinumsage]

The running away from the nasty British press worked well then

Main headline on the front page of Fox News US website:

 

[Petcha]

A couple so crass they make even the Beckhams look classy. I assume this deal at least means we won't be footing the bill for their bodyguards anymore?

And who the actual fuck would want to watch any of their 'product' on Netflix anyway?

 

[kebabking]

anyone remember the woeful 'documentaries' that Edward did about royal history/castles?

it'll be that. but shitter.

what a pair of absolute fucking morons.

 

[Sasaferrato]

A couple so crass they make even the Beckhams look classy. I assume this deal at least means we won't be footing the bill for their bodyguards anymore?

And who the actual fuck would want to watch any of their 'product' on Netflix anyway?

My thoughts entirely. He has the IQ of a butt plug, she was'Z' list actress that I had never heard of until their engagement.

Even the the not particularly intellectually stellar William, managed a History of art degree.

 

[MickiQ]

anyone remember the woeful 'documentaries' that Edward did about royal history/castles?

it'll be that. but shitter.

what a pair of absolute fucking morons.

It's rather sad than your only source of income is dishing dirt on your own family