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Derail but it’s so interesting how ADHD brains differ. I’m completely the opposite- give me a narrative that I’m interested in and I’m fine. But I really struggle with factual books including (auto)biographies. I think the only biography I’ve managed to finish was Douglas Adams, and that was written by Neil Gaiman iirc so written well and really entertaining.

Harry’s does sound like it’s got quite a narrative though :D
Im my family it's all factual stuff, I can't ever remember my parents owning a single novel
This time next year it'll be a quid in the local charity shop.
I wonder if it'll end up like 50 shades- charity shops jut fling those into the skip out the back, no point trying to sell them.
 
How is it taking so long for the Mail to read this shit.

Anyway, apparently Harry's revealed that Willy's willy is circumcised.

And on his own cock...

He also revealed that his penis had become injured during a gruelling charity trek through the North Pole in 2011.

'Pa was very interested and sympathetic about the discomfort of my frostnipped ears and cheeks, and it was an effort not to overshare and tell him also about my equally tender penis,' he wrote.
 
Regarding EII's popularity, for people of a certain age, the Queen had a 'did her duty during the war' thing going on as well. For younger people, I think she had just been there for so long, they weren't in the habit of thinking about alternatives. I got that impression when I said 'fuck the queen' in conversations with random people. 'You can't say that.' 'I just did.'
 
She very nearly lost a lot of support after Diana died and she took a few days to show herself or say anything.

She definitely was not liked then.
And Charles and Camilla were not popular at that time and for a long time.
Yes, I remember. Then she explained that her first priority had been looking after the two bereaved kids in the immediate aftermath, and the antipathy seemed to melt away.

I don't think Charles and Camilla are particularly popular even now.
 
I accept the polls that on
I disagree. People will buy it. This entire affair is completely different to other royal family news, in that it’s engaged a totally different set of people, namely those who dislike the monarchy and are enjoying them being publicly humiliated. If anything, it’s royalists who significantly won’t be buying the book.

Not sure I can remember many 130 page threads on here about them either.
I expect you're right, especially if it's Amazon's no.1. It's rather disheartening nonetheless, to think there are millions of people prepared to shell out hard-earned cash on Harold's dismal memoirs. I don't suppose these customers are all fawning toadies, but big sales will only encourage him to write another tawdry tome, wallowing in his anguish.

I do think there's a difference between (a) reading and posting on this thread and taking an interest in the absurd soap antics of these mediocre people, and (b) actually spending money on the book.
To my mind, it's worse if Brits (or perhaps just the English) are buying this tosh (rather then people from other countries) - to me it suggests a nation of fawning lickspittles, doffing their caps at these dysfunctional toffs who can't even put toothpaste on their brushes without the aid of a flunkie.

Isn't this deferential balderdash the mentality whereby fuckpigs like Cameron or Johnson are deemed to be suitable leaders of the country - whereas surely a sane electorate would rule them out precisely because as old Etonians, old Oxfordians etc, they come from an uber-privileged bubble and therefore have no grasp of real life as lived by ordinary people?

Nation of toadies. It makes me seethe with rage :mad:
 
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Yes, I remember. Then she explained that her first priority had been looking after the two bereaved kids in the immediate aftermath, and the antipathy seemed to melt away.

I remember that.
I didnt believe it at the time. It felt like all of them were hiding.

I wonder if Harry says anything about it in the book?
 
Im my family it's all factual stuff, I can't ever remember my parents owning a single novel

I wonder if it'll end up like 50 shades- charity shops jut fling those into the skip out the back, no point trying to sell them.

A bit like my pawn shop movie rating system. I used to shop for videos at pawn shops and you could tell the good from the bad by starting with the number 10 and subtracting the number of copies on the shelf from that to get a fairly reasonable rating of the movie.
 
I accept the polls that on

I expect you're right, especially if it's Amazon's no.1. It's rather disheartening nonetheless. to think there are millions of people prepared to shell out hard-earned cash on Harold's dismal memoirs. I don't suppose these customers are all fawning toadies, but big sales will only encourage him to write another tawdry tome, wallowing in his anguish.
I do think there's a difference between (a) reading and posting on this thread and taking an interest in the absurd soap antics of these mediocre people, and (b) actually spending money on the book
It’s just celeb gossip with a royal coat of arms. Of course it’s going to sell like hot cakes. People love gossip. Even this hive of baby eating anarchists is creaming themselves over It’s Royal Jeremy Kyle Show
 
I remember that.
I didnt believe it at the time. It felt like all of them were hiding.

I wonder if Harry says anything about it in the book?

I think you're focusing on all the trivial shit like his fucked up childhood. Not the important issues like being ridden like a stallion out the back of the pub and almost losing his cock in the arctic. Or...

Top tips for snagging bargains at TK Maxx revealed by Prince Harry​


Prince Harry has revealed he would shop in TK Maxx for ‘everyday casual clothes’, despite getting an official clothing allowance from his dad. The Duke of Sussex said he was ‘particularly fond’ of the discount store’s annual sale, where he could buy designer items at cheaper prices. Writing in his autobiography Spare, Harry shared his ‘system’ for snagging bargains and optimising his time spent shopping. ‘Each year I received from Pa an official clothing allowance, but that was strictly for formal wear. Suits and ties, ceremonial outfits,’ he wrote.

I have no interest in reading his book but my god he seems to have covered a whole lot of shit.
 
A bit like my pawn shop movie rating system. I used to shop for videos at pawn shops and you could tell the good from the bad by starting with the number 10 and subtracting the number of copies on the shelf from that to get a fairly reasonable rating of the movie.
British charity shops are normally stuffed full of third rate biographies, there's always at least one Spice Girl biog in here.
 
I think you're focusing on all the trivial shit like his fucked up childhood. Not the important issues like being ridden like a stallion out the back of the pub and almost losing his cock in the arctic. Or...

Top tips for snagging bargains at TK Maxx revealed by Prince Harry​




I have no interest in reading his book but my god he seems to have covered a whole lot of shit.
TKJizz don't have a sale do they? I thought they were the sale.
 
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