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Popelore is weird - don’t the cardinals also make new popes sit on a chair with a hole in in the seat then lift them above their heads, Jewish-wedding-style, so they can inspect their genitalia?

I heard similar, but someone actually physically inspected...

'What did you do today dear?' 'Not a lot, grabbed the Pope by the nuts... ' :)
 
I'm sure weirdcatholic dot com can be sure to have the most accurate information on this vital topic

Interesting site with a mountain of weird stuff I might have a look at sometime, the author definitely seems to have done his research.

You can find some of my work on the National Catholic Register, and if long lists light your fire you can check out my bibliography. I have a graduate degree in Theology with concentration in Church History, as well as undergraduate degrees in Film Production and English, and I’m a certified catechist for the Diocese of Trenton. I’ve taught religion, sacrament prep, and Church History to children, teens, and adults since 2003.

My main area of interest is medieval popular piety, which is a slippery subject because it lacks genuine primary documentation. (The voice of the medieval commoner is always mediated by the lettered elite.) In particular, I’ve spent a lot of time on how attitudes towards death, dying, the soul, and the afterlife evolved from antiquity to the middle ages, particularly in the way those shifting attitudes are reflected in theology, folklore, funerary practices, and accounts of ghosts, revenants, spirits, and other apparitions. You’ll find Weird Catholic returns to these subjects with some frequency.
 
They're quite common at Sikh funerals but the body is usually displayed at the house before it's moved to the temple, where it's kept closed. Everyone files past the stiff to pay their respects but I've generally tried not to look, save for the odd peek out of curiosity. It's all a bit odd.
Similar in Ireland and my dad's era in Catholic Liverpool.
 
They're quite common at Sikh funerals but the body is usually displayed at the house before it's moved to the temple, where it's kept closed. Everyone files past the stiff to pay their respects but I've generally tried not to look, save for the odd peek out of curiosity. It's all a bit odd.
My (hindu) F-i-L's funeral involved an open casket at the undertakers. The room was very small, so only his children and wife were inside. I stood outside in a corridor with the other spouses and grandchildren. We were given bits of bark and invited into the room to put them in the coffin. My daughter and I, and the two other spouses, declined the offer, but the other three grandchildren did go in.
 
Wandered into thread thinking wtf how come they’re all going on about prince harry this much. Very reassuring to find it’s actually a thread about the genitalia of cardinals. Good.
Have you not heard about the dog bowl? Horsey lady? The 25 dead taliban?
 
My (hindu) F-i-L's funeral involved an open casket at the undertakers. The room was very small, so only his children and wife were inside. I stood outside in a corridor with the other spouses and grandchildren. We were given bits of bark and invited into the room to put them in the coffin. My daughter and I, and the two other spouses, declined the offer, but the other three grandchildren did go in.
They do have open coffins in some churches here as well. The one I saw was in a C Of E church, with a mostly West Indian congregation
 
I did not say that happened! Just the holding aloft on chairs thing
Think it’s also a Balkan thing
It looks fun. I’ve seen it done a couple of times, but sadly never been held aloft myself. Well, not under those circumstances.

I had lots of banknotes pinned to me at my big fat Greek wedding (never seen the film). I hated it - it seemed like a really vulgar tradition. I was looking forward to plate smashing, but it wasn’t done on the day. We saved that for the marriage itself.
 
My (hindu) F-i-L's funeral involved an open casket at the undertakers. The room was very small, so only his children and wife were inside. I stood outside in a corridor with the other spouses and grandchildren. We were given bits of bark and invited into the room to put them in the coffin. My daughter and I, and the two other spouses, declined the offer, but the other three grandchildren did go in.
Seeing as we're talking about funeral practices from other cultures, last summer, I attended some of the funeral/post-cremation ceremonies of my wife's Chinese uncle in Malaysia. One of them included sifting through a large metal bowl filled with the deceased's ashes, using tongs to pick out the larger bones to put in the urn. There was some confusion when some wires were found in amongst the bones before they realised it was his pacemaker.

The tongs were proffered to me, but I politely declined.
 
Seeing as we're talking about funeral practices from other cultures, last summer, I attended some of the funeral/post-cremation ceremonies of my wife's Chinese uncle in Malaysia. One of them included sifting through a large metal bowl filled with the deceased's ashes, using tongs to pick out the larger bones to put in the urn. There was some confusion when some wires were found in amongst the bones before they realised it was his pacemaker.

The tongs were proffered to me, but I politely declined.
Good thing there wasn't an explosion when they cremated your f-i-l Improbable research: the problem of exploding pacemakers
 

Looks like he's going to make a few quid on his memoir. Will he pay tax on his UK earnings or is he one of those nondom people now?

I’ve only seen them in the movies tbf. Is it not standard to lift the bride and groom in their chairs during the horah?
At the one and only Jewish wedding I went to, yes, they did lift the bride and groom on chairs at one point, don't know what that bit was called, probably the horah you're referring to.
 
That's pretty normal in England - I've never seen an open casket. I'm 48, so seen the normal amount of deaths.

I'd be tempted to think that the thinking/hoping/fantasising that Diana was still alive would be part of the normal grieving process for children, if the casket had been open they'd simply have come up with a reasoning get around seeing it - it was a fake/wrong body etc...

Wasnt aware of that in the UK.
Caskets / coffins are open here for wakes and closed once everyone has given their condolences to family and the family have had private time to say their goodbyes.
 
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hmm caskets are different that coffins

one being fucking heavier than the other

carried a few coffins took about six of us ... caskets your talking about 8 at least


and aye the brits down really do the open coffin stuff before the funeral as much

never done the funeral home view in the uk and they rarely do proper wakes body at home

having a funeral in the united kingdom can take weeks to get the body released
 
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