Prince Harry

[Santino]

I think the 'funny' bit is the Billy Big Bollocks stuff about riding MILF's and slaying talibs, and then admitting to getting filled in by an RAF bloke....

Yes, exactly this kind of blokey keyboard warrior nonsense.

 

[Pickman's model]

I think the 'funny' bit is the Billy Big Bollocks stuff about riding MILF's and slaying talibs, and then admitting to getting filled in by an RAF bloke....

I rather agree with Agent Sparrow - this is all (and I mean the whole goat rodeo: the move, the spat, the interviews, the book, and not just what's in the book) a wild outpouring of emotion. There's nothing calculated, whether cleverly or foolishly, about it.

I rather doubt there will be any kind of personal reconciliation after this stuff. It's just a better funded version of getting hammered and posting on Facebook that your ex is a slag while you're in the middle of a divorce.

His future, and that of his family, is bleak. He's dropping further down the list of royal importance, he's burned his family bridges, and in order to earn a crust he's going to have to make new allegations for each new media project. He'll not get paid to write a new book that just says the same as the last book...

Interesting parallel for the history buffs is George, Duke of Clarence. Younger brother of Edward IV. His childhood featured panicked escape on a ship to refuge in Belgium at the age of 8/10, the violent death of his father and another older brother, then Edward became king and suddenly he's the Heir to the throne. But Edward then marries - to someone George doesn't like - has a string of children, and George drops down the line of succession like it's going out of fashion. They fall out, George finds new friends - better friends - who use him to rebel against Edward. Eventually Edward, after years of betrayal and realising the George will never be reconciled, and that he'll always be a threat, has him drowned in a  dogbowl, I mean barrel of wine...

It's a lot easier for harry to kill someone from a helicopter seat and 1500 yards than it is for him to deck mr potato head in his kitchen. If he was in any sense a patriot he'd have seized a knife and ended William there and then

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Yes, exactly this kind of blokey keyboard warrior nonsense.

Yep that's what this book is. More microphone warrior though as he didn't write a word of it.

 

[kebabking]

It's a lot easier for harry to kill someone from a helicopter seat and 1500 yards than it is for him to deck mr potato head in his kitchen. If he was in any sense a patriot he'd have seized a knife and ended William there and then

The man had his necklace torn off. You don't simply get up after something like that.

It's just pathetic handbags.

 

[Dystopiary]

 

[clicker]

I really can't see how it'll end. I also have no horse in this race and wish them all a speedy demise.

H has been paid a lot of money to make himself look a complete twat imo. He's coming across like a struggling boy band member, who's flounced, gone solo and is now hawking his first album.

I must've missed an episode, because I can't work out the 'they lied to protect my brother, but not me' angle. I do wonder what he's holding back and will he spill once a reconciliation fails to materialise.

 

[danny la rouge]

I must've missed an episode, because I can't work out the 'they lied to protect my brother, but not me' angle. I do wonder what he's holding back and will he spill once a reconciliation fails to materialise.

The Firm have always covered up Will’s affairs, in the UK at least. I speculate that he is alluding to that.

 

[kebabking]

BREAKING: That necklace breaking tussle in full!

(about 2.30 for the filthy deed itself...)

 

[Aladdin]

Maybe I'm getting old, but I find nothing funny about a man being physically assaulted by his own brother and then everyone having a big laugh about how he should have fought back.

He also says Willie demanded he shave his beard off shouting "I'm the future king..I demand you shave your beard"
Harry says his grandmother decided he didnt have to shave it off and Wille was livid.

What adult man has to check with another adult in their family to get permission to have a beard?

 

[mojo pixy]

The implosion of the House of Windsor is long overdue and it’s rapid collapse from the inside is glorious.

It will all turn out to be more of a wet fart than an implosion, the firm will just ignore him as they do all kinds of awkward stuff. Sadly I suspect there's plenty of life left in them yet (nothing a big axe couldn't mend but we're not there any more and that's probably why we can't have nice things like eg democracy)

 

[AmateurAgitator]

But it's funny as fuck watching the royal leeches tear each other apart

Yeah I guess so

 

[moochedit]

I must've missed an episode, because I can't work out the 'they lied to protect my brother, but not me' angle. I do wonder what he's holding back and will he spill once a reconciliation fails to materialise.

#princeofpegging

 

[brogdale]

It will all turn out to be more of a wet fart than an implosion, the firm will just ignore him as they do all kinds of awkward stuff. Sadly I suspect there's plenty of life left in them yet (nothing a big axe couldn't mend but we're not there any more and that's probably why we can't have nice things like eg democracy)

Though I suspect you're quite right about this not representing an implosion, it is interesting to see how the MSM are struggling with the new reality of being offered open season to mock/attack another member of the RF. After the Loch Ness noncer this is starting to really knock the mystique thing, or however much of that remained.

Who knows, maybe even some of the credulous tools out there might just start to think about the whole edifice if we keep on seeing family members taken down by the media?

e2a: these people are all awful cunts, but to see this level of derision regarding a member of the RF is quite something...

 

[Petcha]

I think they're running out of material now

Charles and Camilla wanted Catherine to spell her name with a K because there were too many Cs in the royal family, Harry's memoir claims​

 

[danny la rouge]

He's done this book because he was paid a fuckton of money to do it.

And that’s a funny bit too. He’s done it because he had his cash cut off by Daddy and “only” had his Mum’s millions to live on. It’s a big “well I’ll show them how I can make a living, they’ve forced my hand” strop. And actually they probably should have seen it coming.

 

[moochedit]

I think they're running out of material now

Charles and Camilla wanted Catherine to spell her name with a K because there were too many Cs in the royal family, Harry's memoir claims​

Sorry who is catherine?

 

[Chilli.s]

Sorry who is catherine?

That Russian one who likes to mount stallions?

 

[danny la rouge]

Sorry who is catherine?

The Queen consort in waiting.

 

[DotCommunist]

too many cunts more like

 

[moochedit]

The Queen consort in waiting.

Oh yeah billys misses
Used to seeing her name as "kate"

 

[danny la rouge]

too many cunts more like

I believe, your honour, that was the joke. (Although I’m finding it hard to tell which are real revelations and which are parodies. I’m still 50/50 on the Taylor Swift one).

 

[cesare]

<snip>

e2a: these people are all awful cunts, but to see this level of derision regarding a member of the RF is quite something...

I wonder if Harry expected national television hilarity

 

[moochedit]

I believe, your honour, that was the joke. (Although I’m finding it hard to tell which are real revelations and which are parodies. I’m still 50/50 on the Taylor Swift one).

I just checked the mail website front page (you can shoot me when the revolution comes) to see if that catherine headline was there. It wasn't but the top headline says he wasn't really billys best man and billy was pissed at the wedding. He could smell it on his breath

 

[danny la rouge]

I wonder if Harry expected national television hilarity

I mean, that’s the reaction everywhere isn’t it? What the fuck was he expecting?

Mrs LR tells me Liz Hurley has felt it necessary to deny she was the horsey older woman!

 

[JimW]

Still find the fight funny even if that makes me a blokey cunt.

 

[cesare]

I mean, that’s the reaction everywhere isn’t it? What the fuck was he expecting?

Mrs LR tells me Liz Hurley has felt it necessary to deny she was the horsey older woman!

I think the last thing he expected was to be laughed at

Leaves him scope to fill a niche void as royal comedian though, and make future millions that way

 

[AmateurAgitator]

But it's funny as fuck watching the royal leeches tear each other apart

Its still annoying to be constantly reminded that these people exist and that people are so focussed on this stuff.

I will admit that theres some funny stuff on this thread though

 

[Pickman's model]

Its still annoying to be constantly reminded that these people exist and that people are so focussed on this stuff.

You never look at cash or stamps then

 

[Agent Sparrow]

I wonder if Harry expected national television hilarity

The “what the fuck have I done” come down after the righteous anger has subsided is going to be immense

Or he’ll double down. Never seen any of that sort of behaviour on here

 

[cesare]

Still find the fight funny even if that makes me a blokey cunt.

I find the incongruity of him recounting killing dehumanised people v complaining about a sibling fight very odd.