Prince Harry

[cesare]

lol.

They both have her nose.

 

[Aladdin]

My view was that if he wanted to write the book to make some money, good luck to him; but bragging about killing 25 Taliban is ludicrously imprudent. He's just put himself on the target list of scores of scrotes who'd probably forgotten about him. It really makes you wonder why nobody proofed the manuscript and told him "this is not a good idea".

He has spoken about his tours of duty before . .. someone eta MagnaMcginty posted a link to an interview on the Harry and Meghan thread..

Post in thread 'Harry & Meghan vs. Mail on Sunday/ tabloid press' Harry & Meghan vs. Mail on Sunday/ tabloid press

 

[Spymaster]

The taliban don't seem to do overseas missions and are fighting isil who seem to be main flavour of freelance headbanger allegiance. Might not have upped the risk that much.

It doesn't need to be "the Taliban" though, does it. Just some bellend down the road who slightly sympathises with them, and has a gun.

 

[moochedit]

He said it because having a ghostwriter (as I assume he had)

Somehow i can't see harry up at 3am typing up his manuscript in microsoft word

 

[MickiQ]

Both have their Dad's hair as well

 

[Spymaster]

He has spoken about his tours of duty before . .. someone eta MagnaMcginty posted a link to an interview on the Harry and Meghan thread..

Post in thread 'Harry & Meghan vs. Mail on Sunday/ tabloid press' Harry & Meghan vs. Mail on Sunday/ tabloid press

I doubt anyone would find the fact that an Apache gunner has killed people in that theatre, surprising. The stupidity is in a highly visible, public figure, confirming it, particularly in the way he's done.

 

[Petcha]

I'm loving it that this has been accidentally put on the shelves in Spain by some small time bookshop after the colossal attempt at secrecy. He must have got paid a fuckload of money for his weekend interviews. They must be desperately editing their trailers.

And it keeps coming...

'I didn't need to see such things live': Prince Harry admits he made a 'mistake' watching Meghan Markle's sex scenes with Suits co-star​

 

[Aladdin]

It doesn't need to be "the Taliban" though, does it. Just some bellend down the road who slightly sympathises with them, and has a gun.

Yep.
And he was not thinking of his kids when he wrote about it.

I doubt anyone would find the fact that an Apache gunner has killed people in that theatre, surprising. The stupidity is in a highly visible, public figure, confirming it, particularly in the way he's done.

Agreed.
Maybe he is trying to force the royal family to protect him...?

 

[Elpenor]

I thought he wasn’t on helicopters, I thought he was basically at an OP calling in coordinates of suspected taliban positions for bombing?

 

[danny la rouge]

lol.

You’re a baldy cunt and you don’t look like Mum. I’m hoping for a reconciliation.

 

[JimW]

It doesn't need to be "the Taliban" though, does it. Just some bellend down the road who slightly sympathises with them, and has a gun.

Of course, but that's just getting slightly more on the radar, as I said the main international islamist ideology is anti-Taliban too so it would be a free range twat which was always a threat and only a touch more now. Maybe.

 

[Aladdin]

You’re a baldy cunt and you don’t look like Mum. I’m hoping for a reconciliation.

That's the joke though...
I think when he said " I hope to get my father and brother back" he really meant..."I'll get them back good!!!"

 

[Aladdin]

I thought he wasn’t on helicopters, I thought he was basically at an OP calling in coordinates of suspected taliban positions for bombing?

That was his first tour of duty.

 

[Aladdin]

I'm getting way too into this shit..

 

[Spymaster]

I'm getting way too into this shit..

It's all weirdly intriguing. For a brief moment this morning I actually considered buying the book. Obviously I gave myself a slap and am now back to normal, but as I said to Mrs Spy; I can't guarantee that I won't have a thumb through it when I see it on the shelf in Oxfam.

 

[frogwoman]

I just think they're all awful and hope this hastens the demise of the monarchy

 

[Yossarian]

From Reuters:

Harry describes how during a trip to the North Pole he suffered from early stages of what appears to be frostbite, including to his penis. He recounts telling his father about his injuries at a dinner on the eve of William´s wedding.

"My father showed interest and sympathized with me when I mentioned that my ears and cheeks had burned due to the cold. I struggled to contain myself to not talk too much and tell him that my penis had also been affected."

 

[Aladdin]

Wait til they make a film of the book...
What red headed actor could play Harry?

Or ...
perhaps they'll continue with the next royal family musical....Ed Sheerin as Harold.

 

[Elpenor]

From Reuters:

Harry describes how during a trip to the North Pole he suffered from early stages of what appears to be frostbite, including to his penis. He recounts telling his father about his injuries at a dinner on the eve of William´s wedding.

"My father showed interest and sympathized with me when I mentioned that my ears and cheeks had burned due to the cold. I struggled to contain myself to not talk too much and tell him that my penis had also been affected."

Was this perhaps one of the times he took coke?

 

[RainbowTown]

The Taliban's now responded:

Taliban taunts 'loser' Prince Harry after he revealed he killed 25

Prince Harry claimed in his memoir that he killed 25 Taliban fighters during his second tour of duty in Afghanistan, writing hat he did not think of those killed 'as people' but rather as 'chess pieces'.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[JimW]

So not really circumcised, it just snapped off when he crossed his legs.

 

[Yossarian]

Was this perhaps one of the times he took coke?

I think he's lying to cover up his fling with Princess Elsa.

 

[Aladdin]

Was this perhaps one of the times he took coke?

It was when he climbed Everest for charity...I think.

 

[JimW]

It was when he climbed Everest for charity...I think.

He'd only popped out to the shops but it was top grade gear.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

I thought he wasn’t on helicopters, I thought he was basically at an OP calling in coordinates of suspected taliban positions for bombing?

I think he did both. Full access to the toy box because privileged.

 

[moochedit]

I just think they're all awful and hope this hastens the demise of the monarchy

Sames as but sadly i suspect a lot of people will just blame "evil Megan" and say "poor william/charles" etc.

 

[Smokeandsteam]

I just think they're all awful and hope this hastens the demise of the monarchy

I agree. But, at least we’ve got a bit of comedic moneys worth over the past few days.

 

[danny la rouge]

It's all weirdly intriguing. For a brief moment this morning I actually considered buying the book. Obviously I gave myself a slap and am now back to normal, but as I said to Mrs Spy; I can't guarantee that I won't have a thumb through it when I see it on the shelf in Oxfam.

It is weirdly intriguing. I can’t get enough for some reason. I started with “shut the fuck up and get a real job”, now I’m posting memes on my WhatsApp chat!

Won’t be shelling out for his book, though! We’ll have read it all by tomorrow morning!

 

[Aladdin]

This is going to sound daft but the more I read of the excerpts printed online..the more I like the guy... He is the antithesis of stuffiness and royal shite.

And if his life, warts and all, as described in his own words.. is offensive to his own family then they're not fucking worth it for him. He is dead right to fuck them off...
Shower of fake cunts.


Eta Obvs I do not like the fact he killed people.

 

[Smokeandsteam]

This is going to sound daft but the more I read of the excerpts printed online..the more I like the guy... He is the antithesis of stuffiness and royal shite.

You are right. It does sound daft.