Prince Harry

[Yossarian]

If you could be penalised in the US for admitting past cocaine use in a memoir then Republicans would have used that law to get Obama arrested.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Moss wasn’t married to a US citizen, and wasn’t there on a presumably diplomatic passport. Is there any evidence (rather than wishful thinking) that he’s about to be deported to live out the rest of his sad last days in Williams wine cellar? Ultimately, he could always just say he wrote a load of bollocks to sell his book.

Marrying a US citizen doesn't grant you the right to live in the US, you must earn that and prior to that he has clearly lied on visa applications at some point with regards to his drug use. Fuck knows what sort of passport he travels on, wouldn't have thought it would be diplomatic, but clearly he has slightly more state backing than you or I would.

fwiw Moss never admitted to anything, the US after seeing the grass's pictures demanded she submit to regular piss tests for alcohol as well as drugs, so she told them to stuff it until a couple of years ago when she sobered up.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Drug taking appears to be quite a common thing for Hazza and may explain some of his odd behavior...

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

If you could be penalised in the US for admitting past cocaine use in a memoir then Republicans would have used that law to get Obama arrested.

Obama never filled out a US visa/ESTA application, cos he was born in the US.

 

[kenny g]

I never paid any attention to Diana’s going-ons when she was alive, but ‘her horizontal activities’ would have been notorious only in the eyes of the misogynist tabloid press. She was in a miserable marriage and cheated on by her husband, so I can’t fault her for seeking affection elsewhere.

I actually remember the press keeping tabs on the number of men she was thought to have had relations with since things went south with Charles, In particular a cartoon in the Scum when a fifth alleged lover had been revealed, depicting her making a fifth notch mark on her bed’s wooden post. Because a woman having five sexual partners in eleven years clearly makes her a slut.

I mentioned she and Andy were renowned for their horizontal activities. Absolutely no use of "notorious".... Her body, her choice.

 

[not-bono-ever]

All the money, cosseting and privilege in the world and the royals are miserable

 

[kenny g]

Fucking hell I saw some of the quotes on this thread and thought you lot were making them up. i.e. his losing his virginity thing. Then I heard it it on the radio.



I mean, just... Why.

It's taking oversharing to a new level. In volume 2 I suppose we will be hearing about his biggest ever shits.

 

[Pickman's model]

Marrying a US citizen doesn't grant you the right to live in the US, you must earn that and prior to that he has clearly lied on visa applications at some point with regards to his drug use. Fuck knows what sort of passport he travels on, wouldn't have thought it would be diplomatic, but clearly he has slightly more state backing than you or I would.

fwiw Moss never admitted to anything, the US after seeing the grass's pictures demanded she submit to regular piss tests for alcohol as well as drugs, so she told them to stuff it until a couple of years ago when she sobered up.

i imagine harry never filled out a visa application, that someone did it on his behalf, and he'd just say i assumed they'd got it all right

 

[Pickman's model]

It's taking oversharing to a new level. In volume 2 I suppose we will be hearing about his biggest ever shits.

i don't know why you think that. iirc david niven says how he lost his virginity in 'the moon's a balloon'. crowley does in his autohagiography. laurie lee does in 'cider with rosie'. harry's following a well-worn path with it.

 

[Aladdin]

It's taking oversharing to a new level. In volume 2 I suppose we will be hearing about his biggest ever shits.

It's almost as if he is getting back at the royals for leaking stuff about him and his wife to rhe press.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Wasn’t he a gunner on a helicopter? 25 doesn’t sound unbelievable if so

Yeah. None of this is new.

Britain's Prince Harry says killed Afghan insurgents during tour

Britain's Prince Harry says he killed Afghan insurgents during sorties against the Taliban while on his second tour of duty in Afghanistan where he was a gunner in Apache attack helicopters.

www.reuters.com

 

[Tanya1982]

Marrying a US citizen doesn't grant you the right to live in the US, you must earn that and prior to that he has clearly lied on visa applications at some point with regards to his drug use. Fuck knows what sort of passport he travels on, wouldn't have thought it would be diplomatic, but clearly he has slightly more state backing than you or I would.

fwiw Moss never admitted to anything, the US after seeing the grass's pictures demanded she submit to regular piss tests for alcohol as well as drugs, so she told them to stuff it until a couple of years ago when she sobered up.

I know she didn’t admit it. I brought her up as another celebrity who ended up being dragged over the coals about drug use. The post above my Moss reference having introduced the concept of legal jeopardy over drugs.

I do not believe that the Americans will deport him over this. It seems like a waste of time to even speculate about the possibility.

 

[girasol]

And, of course, now he's a target - I bet the Taliban will try to take him down after such a public admission. What an idiot!

 

[Petcha]

I know she didn’t admit it. I brought her up as another celebrity who ended up being dragged over the coals about drug use.

I do not believe that the Americans will deport him over this. It seems like a waste of time to even speculate about the possibility.

Didn't George Osborne also have to deny the powder in the picture was coke?

Harry's pretty specific here. He said he first used it at a shooting party when he was 17 and used it at various times afterwards but he didn't really like it (lol)

I dont know how the law works. Can they investigate based on that?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

It seems like a waste of time to even speculate about the possibility.

Sorry, you clearly have better things to do with your time, person of affairs and all that, for sure...

 

[bored@work]

I can't work out why he said it. I'm torn between "i need to show how loyal i am to this country"* and " i need something to show why I've lost the plot". Either way - I'm not convinced of anything other than his increasing descent into madness.

(*fwiw I'm not sure killing people around the world for geopolitical reasons is a good display of loyalty...)

 

[Tanya1982]

Drug taking appears to be quite a common thing for Hazza and may explain some of his odd behavior...

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Jan Moir is the cunt who wrote a load of homophobic filth about Steven Gateley’s death. Nice to see she’s still beavering away for the Mail, rather than arse down on a dog bowl in any kitchens belonging to other Boyzone members.

 

[Pickman's model]

And, of course, now he's a target - I bet the Taliban will try to take him down after such a public admission. What an idiot!

this might be the first and last time i wish the taliban luck

 

[Tanya1982]

Sorry, you clearly have better things to do with your time, person of affairs and all that, for sure...

What are you talking about? Affairs?

I’m here, talking about it, so I clearly don’t currently have anything better to do with my time than discuss the book. I jus5 think it’s a waste of time pretending he’s at risk of deportation.

 

[Petcha]

Obama never filled out a US visa/ESTA application, cos he was born in the US.

I can't remember. Does the form ask about drug use?

The only thing I remember about it was if you'd ever committed an act of genocide which I found sadly amusing

 

[brogdale]

 

[Athos]

All that moaning about how his family are at risk, and how Charles declined to use taxpayers money to pay for private security for a 'non-working' royal, and he's made them all a much more obvious target for the sake of flogging his shabby book.

 

[danny la rouge]

I did that gag in this thread yesterday! (I went with quiche. Quiche is a funnier comedy food).

 

[moochedit]

I can't remember. Does the form ask about drug use?

The only thing I remember about it was if you'd ever committed an act of genocide which I found sadly amusing

Pretty sure it did when i went about 10 years ago.

Are you a druggie?
Are you a commie?
Are you a nazi?
Etc..

 

[Tanya1982]

I can't remember. Does the form ask about drug use?

The only thing I remember about it was if you'd ever committed an act of genocide which I found sadly amusing

I don’t remember that part. Genocidal episodes must’ve paled in comparison to these aforementioned ‘affairs’ I was having to admit to

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I can't remember. Does the form ask about drug use?

The only thing I remember about it was if you'd ever committed an act of genocide which I found sadly amusing

 

[Pickman's model]

All that moaning about how his family are at risk, and how Charles declined to use taxpayers money to pay for private security for a 'non-working' royal, and he's made them all a much more obvious target for the sake of flogging his shabby book.

good

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

What are you talking about? Affairs?

There's more to affairs than illicit bonking.

 

[moochedit]

Is there anything about the "#princeofpegging" stuff yet?

 

[Magnus McGinty]

They're all done for, aren't they. I thought things would be going south when Brenda died but not that it would be so quick.

Nah, this country is full of subservient bellends who will circle the wagons.