Prince Andrew, Duke of York, named in underage 'sex slave' lawsuit

[moochedit]

Hopefully some mps will get caught up in this chinese spy scandal as well

 

[teqniq]

 

[Saul Goodman]

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ChatGPT knows a poem about that.

The Sweaty Nonce and Yang Tengbo

In gilded halls where time stands still,
Lived a prince of no great skill.
A man of sweat, of damp disgrace,
A crimson flush upon his face.

His mind? A sieve—ideas slipped through,
Like tea through leaves or morning dew.
They called him “royal,” though all he brought,
Was clammy palms and empty thought.

And so it was, on one bleak day,
He wandered far from royal fray.
In search of friends or foolish games,
He stumbled upon Yang Tengbo’s name.

Yang Tengbo, smooth, a shadow’s friend,
The sort of man who knows the end.
A spy in silk, with eyes like knives,
Who traded truths for lesser lives.

“Your Highness,” Yang Tengbo purred,
His words as sharp as whispered birds.
“You seem unburdened by great wit.
Let’s sit and talk—a little bit.”

The prince, who dripped like kitchen pipes,
Nodded through his foggy stripes.
They sat in corners, dim and gray,
Where secrets slipped like night to day.

And oh, he talked—how much he told!
Of scandalous plans and vaults of gold.
Of military posts and shifting tides,
He gave away the country’s sides.

“Another pint?” Tengbo would ask,
The prince complied—an easy task.
For every drink, a bit more leaked,
Until Yang Tengbo had all he’d seeked.

At dawn, the prince awoke, alone,
Sweat pooling in his collarbone.
His head was thick, his mind was light,
But something wasn’t quite alright.

The papers hit the streets at noon—
“A Sweaty Fool, A Nation’s Ruin!”
Yang Tengbo vanished, slick and sly,
While our poor prince could only sigh.

A nonce he was, and nonce he stayed,
His folly sung, his debts unpaid.
A cautionary tale he’ll be,
Of sweat, betrayal, and idiocy.

And Yang Tengbo? A ghost, a breeze.
He sailed away with secrets seized.
For fools will sweat, and spies will grin,
At princes who spill like tonic and gin.

 

[LakieLady]

Oh dear, poor Prince Noncey, he's persona non grata at the family Christmas and will have to spend it with his ex.

Not welcome in Norfolk

 

[SpookyFrank]

This Yang geezer says he's not a spy, so that's that all cleared up.

 

[PTK]

This Yang geezer says he's not a spy, so that's that all cleared up.

What secret information would Prince Andrew be privy to?

 

[brogdale]

What secret information would Prince Andrew be privy to?

He knows who else was noncing at Epstein's

 

[Saul Goodman]

 

[kebabking]

What secret information would Prince Andrew be privy to?

Not much - but that's not the point of this kind of op.

Andrew, and others that could be called establishment figures (and this works in any environment) are called anchors, they are people who, if you're seen with them, others in/around that circle assume that you're safe/one-of-us, and that's how you get access to people with the information you need.

There's then a secondary option - that you let the anchor know that they have been compromised by your association, and you blackmail them into getting the information/access you want.

Andrew, and there are many like him in any sphere, is driven by greed, and by his sense of self-importance. Feed those things and you'll be amazed at the red flags such people will walk right past for their new friend.

 

[DaveCinzano]

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[spitfire]

This Yang geezer says he's not a spy, so that's that all cleared up.

My first lesson in spy school was to never admit you are a spy.

 

[spitfire]

Ah fuck. Not again.

 

[danny la rouge]

 

[Elpenor]

Ah fuck. Not again.

You need to reread the training manual they gave us on day 1 of spy school!!

 

[PTK]

You need to reread the training manual they gave us on day 1 of spy school!!

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Just because you went to spy school that does not mean you are a spy.

 

[PTK]

What secrets does the People's Republic of China want to know?

 

[T & P]

I’m pretty sure the photo of Andrew the BBC News website is at least one year old, so kudos to their content editor for using it regularly even though there must more recent shots of him

 

[brogdale]

I’m pretty sure the photo of Andrew the BBC News website is at least one year old, so kudos to their content editor for using it regularly even though there must more recent shots of him

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Would be nice if they could choose one in which he's happy and smiling, though...

 

[T & P]

What secrets does the People's Republic of China want to know?

How to stop their soldiers from sweating would be extremely valuable. Imagine the increase in physical endurance if dehydration was no longer an issue.

 

[Saul Goodman]

 

[Rompipalle]

I’m pretty sure the photo of Andrew the BBC News website is at least one year old, so kudos to their content editor for using it regularly even though there must more recent shots of him

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It’ll just be King Chuck, Camelot, Willie, his missus… and the sproglets.

Everyone else can just naff orff.

 

[brogdale]

It’ll just be King Chuck, Camelot, Willie, his missus… and the sproglets.

Everyone else can just naff orff.

Didn't King Windsor trouser loads of £ from the journalist choppers? Cunting off his bro for taken some Chinese money seems a bit...er...rich.

 

[Rompipalle]

Didn't King Windsor trouser loads of £ from the journalist choppers? Cunting off his bro for taken some Chinese money seems a bit...er...rich.

I have no idea. I think they’re all just a bunch of self-serving greedy bastards and have no concept whatsoever of the reality of other people’s lives.

The past year of… well, complete absence, really… has shown that there is no need for the Royals. Somehow, the entire UK has soldiered on without them popping up every now and then, in order to do nothing very important.

I wish no actual harm on any of them but I wish they would all just bugger off and never be seen again.

 

[T & P]

I have no idea. I think they’re all just a bunch of self-serving greedy bastards and have no concept whatsoever of the reality of other people’s lives.

The past year of… well, complete absence, really… has shown that there is no need for the Royals. Somehow, the entire UK has soldiered on without them popping up every now and then, in order to do nothing very important.

I wish no actual harm on any of them but I wish they would all just bugger off and never be seen again.

Oh, I don’t think you’ll find much disagreement there on these boards

 

[Rompipalle]

Oh, I don’t think you’ll find much disagreement there on these boards

No, but it bears repeating anyway.

 

[Pickman's model]

Oh, I don’t think you’ll find much disagreement there on these boards

I think they will, many people here would be very happy to see them suffer harm

 

[T & P]

I do find it hilarious that the request by Charles/ The Firm to Andrew that he ‘uninvites himself’ was not just leaked to the media (when you think about it, not that many direct communications between that family do), but it was leaked within a day or so of the news breaking properly, and obviously to pretty much all main media outlets. That’s not an indiscreet aide leaking stories for £££, that’s blatantly official policy decided and sanctioned at the highest level. And yet, they seemly lack the balls to directly ban him from attending, much less so release any official statement on the matter.

 

[A380]

So will the Chinese bloke get his money back now?

 

[Rompipalle]

So will the Chinese bloke get his money back now?

He’s probably going to Sandringham for Christmas, instead of Andrew.

 

[tim]

It’ll just be King Chuck, Camelot, Willie, his missus… and the sproglets.

Everyone else can just naff orff.

There'll be this pair too to bring some festive jester jollity.