If he's anything like his great-grandfather and great-uncles, he'd prefer to visit a brothel.
What an utterly dickwipe thing to say. Utterly misses the possible dynamics of the situation, i.e. 1 relatively-powerless young female in a world of powerful people.
"Double bubble"? So seeking fair recompense for violation is "going for double bubble" now, is it? wanker.
Yeah, 'cos Dershowitz hasn't been nailed before, he's actually a superhuman lawyering machine, rather than a pompous, self-regarding liar and plagiarist whose former students know all his tricks.
Read up on him some time, and not on his wikipedia page, which he constantly edits to remove truths he doesn't like known. Just because he may be able to spot an ambulance chaser (takes one to know one), doesn't mean he can take them on and win if they've got a case.