Prince Andrew, Duke of York, named in underage 'sex slave' lawsuit

[scalyboy]

“An ye’ll be penguin food in the morning”

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Fair point. How about calling him The Sweaty Nonce or His Royal Nonceness instead?

I'm already claiming His Royal Highnonce as the official moniker.

 

[Serge Forward]

His Royal Nonceness, Nonce Andrew is his full title

 

[scalyboy]

His Royal Nonceness, Nonce Andrew is his full title

The Grand Old Nonce of York

 

[danny la rouge]

The Grand Old Nonce of York

He had 10,000 men,
He also had some underage girls
But he can’t remember them.

 

[magneze]

And when he was up he was up
And when he was down he was down
And when he was only halfway up
He decided to go back down again before he broke a sweat

 

[Wilf]

The Grand Old Nonce of York

Paedipus Rex.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Judging by what is coming out from her lawyers, that Prince Savile-Fritzl-Len-Fairclough-Cyril-Smith really has been avoiding all the normal serving papers protocols

Post, courier, e-mail - the saga to serve papers on Prince Andrew

What is the latest in Virginia Giuffre's attempt to sue Prince Andrew and will the case ever begin?

www.bbc.co.uk

It also seems that her lawyers are more than happy to allow the press to feast upon this performance. Yank lawyers are bastards to screw about with. He will settle befoe this goes to court surely

 

[Wilf]

Judging by what is coming out from her lawyers, that Prince Savile-Fritzl-Len-Fairclough-Cyril-Smith really has been avoiding all the normal serving papers protocols

Post, courier, e-mail - the saga to serve papers on Prince Andrew

What is the latest in Virginia Giuffre's attempt to sue Prince Andrew and will the case ever begin?

www.bbc.co.uk

It also seems that her lawyers are more than happy to allow the press to feast upon this performance. Yank lawyers are bastards to screw about with. He will settle befoe this goes to court surely

I'd have thought that increases his risk of a criminal prosecution. I know there's no necessary link between a pay off and a criminal prosecutions (Ronaldo say), but it certainly wouldn't help his case. His options are narrowing, but I'd have thought his only strategy has to be to use every device possible to disrupt the New York case, including appealing if he loses. His strongest defence is probably the complex set of jurisdiction issues.

 

[brogdale]

Having drawn Windsor into engaging a US attorney to represent him, the victim’s lawyers have now served the papers to them.

Prince Andrew’s US attorney served with sexual assault lawsuit, Virginia Giuffre’s lawyers claim

Papers delivered to office of royal’s lawyer in Los Angeles after his legal team contested first serving of proceedings on 10 September

www.theguardian.com

 

[equationgirl]

Having drawn Windsor into engaging a US attorney to represent him, the victim’s lawyers have now served the papers to them.

Prince Andrew’s US attorney served with sexual assault lawsuit, Virginia Giuffre’s lawyers claim

Papers delivered to office of royal’s lawyer in Los Angeles after his legal team contested first serving of proceedings on 10 September

www.theguardian.com

hurrah!!

 

[Wilf]

'No, not listening, not had any papers, na na na naa!'
- So, you're acting for the prince are you?
'Yes, we do have that honour...'
- Great, well, here's the fucking papers.
'Doh!'

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

He's been so easily manipulated into having the papers served that the only plausible explanation is his various lawyers are giving proper instruction, only to be ignored by some quite mind-blowing arrogance and entitlement from The Defendant. There's no way the lawyers can be this shit, surely?

 

[Tankus]

Release the Kraken
He should get Alan Dershowitz to represent him

Oh wait, he cant

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[prunus]

He's been so easily manipulated into having the papers served that the only plausible explanation is his various lawyers are giving proper instruction, only to be ignored by some quite mind-blowing arrogance and entitlement from The Defendant. There's no way the lawyers can be this shit, surely?

I refer you to exhibit "Rudy Giuliani".

 

[Raheem]

I refer you to exhibit "Rudy Giuliani".

Not a crap lawyer. A mediocre but audacious con artist with an easy target.

 

[prunus]

Not a crap lawyer. A mediocre but audacious con artist with an easy target.

Pretty bad lawyer too I think... Well, I'm not retaining him anyway.

 

[Raheem]

Pretty bad lawyer too I think... Well, I'm not retaining him anyway.

Not really a lawyer at all was what I was getting at. He didn't provide Trump with legal advice, he took advantage of him and sold him horseshit.

 

[Wilf]

You've got to admit Rudy is relaxed about who he is, happy in his own skin. For example, if he was in a hotel room with a substantially younger woman, he'd still be willing to 'make himself more comfortable' on the bed.

 

[cupid_stunt]

You've got to admit Rudy is relaxed about who he is, happy in his own skin.

But, having seen him decomposing melting in public, is it actually his own real skin?

 

[neonwilderness]

I think we can all agree this case isn't going away anytime soon, no matter which castle of mummy's he hides in.

 

[DaveCinzano]

I'm not sure why but Bill Gates appears to have hired the Windsor Nonce's PR firm, judging by his performance here

 

[killer b]

What the fuck.

 

[DaveCinzano]

"Well, he's dead, so, ah....."

Smooth, Bill, real smooth

 

[killer b]

Maybe he's trolling all those people who've spent the last couple of years shrieking that he's a member of a murderous paedo gang

 

[DaveCinzano]

Maybe he's trolling all those people who've spent the last couple of years shrieking that he's a member of a murderous paedo gang

Triple bluff

 

[two sheds]

Not sweating though from what I could see did he mention pizzas?

 

[Throbbing Angel]

He doesn't even know what a Pizza Express is!

 

[danny la rouge]

 

[Raheem]

TBF, it's pretty clear that the pizzas in that photo are props that no-one is going to eat.