Pissing in a Tent
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UnderOpenSky
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Glastonbury this year, I've ended up on a pint to piss ration of 1:1, which is not great for getting in and out of the Other Stage crowd and back to my mates.
I misjudge my timings during Rudimental and it becomes clear I won't make it in time. It's a busy crowd so I've managed to smuggle the little fella out the front of my shorts and into the edge of the pint cup, hiding things slightly with my hoodie.
Relief comes, silent compared to the noise of the music and crowd, and I congratulate myself on a job well don......except, oh, I don't appear to be stopping..... and the cup is getting alarmingly heavy. I can't see the level but instinct tells me this could be a photo finish.
I've turned to my mate stood next to me, (oblivious to my situation) and asked him in a subtle manner if he wants another pint, thus allowing me to take his empty cup under the guise of binning it and perform a quick switch.
Pint and 3/4'sAlso, too close to the top of each cup to manoeuvre safely out of the crowd
Sorry Glastonbury soil levels
I got a wide mouth 1 liter water bottle for the purpose. Except I can sometimes fill and need more space.
Ranbay
The same rules apply
Nope I'm a dude, pissed in pint cups and the poured it under the floor.
You might as well say 'Go to the toilets!!' I don't want to get up and go outside... to the toilets or anywhere else. I want to piss into my bottle and go straight back to sleep.
weltweit
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I wouldn't share a tent with someone that planned to piss in it !!
High Voltage
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One of the chaps I used to work with used to go to Le Mans 24 hr every year with a load of male friends. Over the years they got everything down pretty much pat - apart from toilet arrangements - then one of them had a stroke of genius
A small tent
And a hole dug with one of these
Then over the hole a camping toilet with the bottom knocked out. When you're "done" bung some of the kept earth down the hole
A small tent
And a hole dug with one of these
Then over the hole a camping toilet with the bottom knocked out. When you're "done" bung some of the kept earth down the hole
I wouldn't share a tent with someone who was prepared to leave it in a pissing down storm to find a bush or tree
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
needed to pass a difficult one
weltweit
Well-Known Member
One fewer in my tent makes me happy.
And you are embellishing, a pissing down storm was not mentioned in the original stories of pissing in the tent. But storm or not I would not be pissing inside my tent, I might be persuaded to stand in the awning and piss out of the tent, but not inside.
Not even close.
Where would you piss if you'd just built snow a shelter in a white out.
weltweit
Well-Known Member
Probably within sight of my shelter
kittyP
Pluviophile
And run the risk of it blowing/running back in over neatly and cleaning peeing in a bottle?
weltweit
Well-Known Member
Pissing in a bottle means you have a piss smelly bottle which I think creates more issues than it solves.
kittyP
Pluviophile
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
he pisses guiness laced with ammonia
panpete
Blokes name, birds body.
I remember being a kid, camping in our garden with my sister, and not being able to go outside for a wee, as our Dad had told us off earlier for noise.
My sister had the bright idea of offering me a big plastic beaker to wee in, while staying in the tent, but she never bargained for the fact that I would fill the beaker to the brim and need another container to wee in.
My sister had the bright idea of offering me a big plastic beaker to wee in, while staying in the tent, but she never bargained for the fact that I would fill the beaker to the brim and need another container to wee in.
panpete
Blokes name, birds body.
'Piss-smelly-bottle' made me laugh out loud.
You can rinse the piss smelly bottle.
When I was at a festival and didn't want to use the festie toilets, as they made me heave, I pissed in a tupperware box, threw the wee plus tissue onto the grass, and rinsed the box with water, so it would not smell of dried in piss.
I didn't want to shake my lettuce, or keep the pissy tissues, and i didn't think to look for a bin to put the pissy tissues in, so at the end of my stay, there were quite a few bits of tissue on the grass where I threw my piss.
On a different note, out of the tent, I like the idea of she-pees, and the freedom that blokes get, where they can just piss anywhere, but have never used one, because I don't fancy carrying a smelly shee-pee around with me and I don't know how to get around this, unless I am carrying water to rinse it off.
panpete
Blokes name, birds body.
I'm too squeamish to use festie loos.
I remember wanting a number two, and only having festie loo's as an option, when I opened the portaloo door, there was a heap of turds piled high on the loo, and someone had put a mr kipling/cupcake style cake ontop. lol
I managed to hold my poo until I could get to a public loo.
Ranbay
The same rules apply
Walked in to the living room last night, my son was pissing into a Ribena bottle, (he's 4.5 years old) he said it was because he didn't want to miss something he was watching on the TV, he then put the top on it and said, we should keep the lid on he says, in case anyone spills it.
Proud dad
Proud dad
kalidarkone
Bringing YOU round.....
I always kept a small bucket with a lid, in my T4. Perfect. I'd empty it every morning behind the back right hand side wheel.
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