Pissing in a Tent

[silverfish]

Excellent, i'm silvergreens sock puppet

 

[hiccup]

Used a 1/2 litre water bottle once. It wasn't big enough. When the alternative is pissing all over your sleeping bag, it turns out that it's actually quite easy to stop mid-flow.

 

[Badgers]

This thread has made me want a big enamal mug

 

[sojourner]

Yep, Tort gave me this handy festi camping tip ages ago. I have a she-pee, and those big 3litre juice bottles with very handy little placcy handles on them

 

[wayward bob]

wtf is wrong with you people? whats wrong with just going to the fucking loo? do you all piss in a can when you're in bed?

 

[sojourner]

Because when the drugs start wearing off, you can piss a LOT and I can't be fucking arsed walking up and down a field 10 times

 

[wayward bob]

camp closer to the loos

 

[Badgers]

camp closer to the loos

That comes with a downside

 

[sojourner]

camp closer to the loos

Fuck no! Bleurghhh!

 

[wayward bob]

with due reference to prevailing winds

you just have to pick your spot ffs. a long way away but on the edge of a pathway does me fine at festies.

i've camped every year for the past 20+ years and i've never pissed anywhere except a fucking toilet

(edit: oh except maybe once or twice in a potty )

 

[Sweet Meiga]

wtf is wrong with you people? whats wrong with just going to the fucking loo? do you all piss in a can when you're in bed?

You see, it's not always easy to get to the loo. It's not easy for me to make this confession but very recently I pissed into some used bedlinen, using them as a diaper. I didn't want to go to the loo lest I wake everybody up.

 

[hiccup]

You see, it's not always easy to get to the loo. It's not easy for me to make this confession but very recently I pissed into some used bedlinen, using them as a diaper. I didn't want to go to the loo lest I wake everybody up.

I think I'd rather be woken up tbh

 

[stuff_it]

This thread has made me want a big enamal mug

Mr _it has one for bollock washing, one time his mate made himself a cuppa in it.

 

[Sweet Meiga]

I think I'd rather be woken up tbh

You king of the vagabonds? That's cool, I love vagabonds

 

[Sweet Meiga]

I think I'd rather be woken up tbh

 

[UnderOpenSky]

This thread has made me want a big enamal mug

If your serious about going equipped for the job, these things are the don.

 

[lizzieloo]

We always have a bucket for pissing in, you can sit down like a proper loo.

 

[UnderOpenSky]

wtf is wrong with you people? whats wrong with just going to the fucking loo? do you all piss in a can when you're in bed?

I can stagger to the loo with a towel round me and back again whilst hardly waking up. When it's below 0 outside it's a slightly different experience.

 

[paolo]

Mr _it has one for bollock washing, one time his mate made himself a cuppa in it.

I sometimes have romantic visions of full-time life on the road.

This is not one of those times.

 

[panpete]

I voted used a bottle, but I'm a woman so I didn't, I used a used plastic ice cream box.

I was at a festival and as festival loos make me heave I decided to wee in a spare plastic ice cream box and tip it out onto the grass.

 

[wayward bob]

cos no-one ever walks or sits or lies on the grass, right?

 

[panpete]

cos no-one ever walks or sits or lies on the grass, right?

I did it near a horse pen where no body would sit

 

[wayward bob]

yeah but every other fucker does the same and then you're just all paddling round in piss

 

[gentlegreen]

Camping has made me think that as I get older I may need a bucket with a lid downstairs (I sleep downstairs and the bathroom is upstairs) - quite apart from my notion that I need a second compost bin filled with straw to make better use of it ...

 

[wayward bob]

ah fuck this thread has reminded me about someone talking about emptying their mooncup down the campsite showers

glad i wear flip-flops

 

[felixthecat]

Yep, Tort gave me this handy festi camping tip ages ago. I have a she-pee, and those big 3litre juice bottles with very handy little placcy handles on them

This is the answer to lady campiing piss crises.

She-pees - I hope the inventor is a fucking billionaire

 

[weltweit]

I piss in the bushes behind the tent, never in the tent, yeuch :-(

 

[sojourner]

yeah but every other fucker does the same and then you're just all paddling round in piss

Nah, I always take mine to the bogs and flush it away

 

[sojourner]

This is the answer to lady campiing piss crises.

She-pees - I hope the inventor is a fucking billionaire

Yep! I have the purple latex one and it has served me brilliantly. Although the idea of standing up to piss with one came a cropper at Glastonbury 2007 when I didn't realise how much I'd have to pull me kecks down to use it, then accidentally let go of them and they dropped into the puddle of piss on the floor

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Many a day I think god fucked blokes about by denying us tits, then the piss in a tent situation crops up and I realise we are made of win.