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Pissing in a Tent

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At a really muddy Glastonbury, I woke up desperately needing a piss. I wouldn't have been able to get jacket and wellies on and get to the loo in time so I pissed in a Tupperware box with a lid. Unfortunately I was still drunk, lost my balance and spilled piss all over our porch. My husband was shouting 'you disgust me' from the bedroom as I'm on all fours mopping up piss with wet wipes. [emoji33] [emoji3]

I have a bucket now for festivals but only use it if I really need to.
 
sparklefish said:
At a really muddy Glastonbury, I woke up desperately needing a piss. I wouldn't have been able to get jacket and wellies on and get to the loo in time so I pissed in a Tupperware box with a lid. Unfortunately I was still drunk, lost my balance and spilled piss all over our porch. My husband was shouting 'you disgust me' from the bedroom as I'm on all fours mopping up piss with wet wipes. [emoji33] [emoji3]
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is pmsl appropriate at this point? :oops::D
 
wayward bob said:
it really would help everyone if you were more specific. start a thread in nobbing and sobbing if this feels like the wrong place.
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It's about pissing in a tent thread. I can do it fine. I'm more concerned about females and the pissing in a tent.
 
I was thinking about the relaxing time together as opposed to fucking about with torches going for a piss when there's no need to
 
This side of a nuclear apocalypse I see no reason on earth that could induce me to enter a tent unless it was a very big one with tables and lounge music, or maybe one with a harem of dusky female bodyguards and with a big bowl of rubies and diamonds on a very soft carpet . Tried festival camping once and once only . Never took to it . Or it to me .
Pissing in bottles is a pursuit that should solely be reserved for a Tory conference or something .
 
ive done it in a bottle and when no bottle was around Ive rolled right up to the edge and just poked him out the zipper, peed, shook, then got him back into safety, must've been funny to anyone watching from outside haha
 
The last time I went camping, we were breaking camp in light rain and one of the people I was with came dangerously close to picking up my bottle of "apple juice" because I hadn't dealt with it quickly enough :oops:
 
These are a couple of quid in the chemist in Tulse Hill, the men's one even has a lid ;)

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I got this one. :) £5.92 delivered.

The female one in your photo looks like it's desperate for the golden rain shower... and the edges look dangerous very unforgiving. Makes you wonder who'd buy it. :eek:
 
bi0boy said:
The worst thing is when you start pissing in a bottle and it becomes increasingly clear that it's not going to be big enough...
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Glastonbury this year, I've ended up on a pint to piss ration of 1:1, which is not great for getting in and out of the Other Stage crowd and back to my mates.

I misjudge my timings during Rudimental and it becomes clear I won't make it in time. It's a busy crowd so I've managed to smuggle the little fella out the front of my shorts and into the edge of the pint cup, hiding things slightly with my hoodie.

Relief comes, silent compared to the noise of the music and crowd, and I congratulate myself on a job well don......except, oh, I don't appear to be stopping..... and the cup is getting alarmingly heavy. I can't see the level but instinct tells me this could be a photo finish.

I've turned to my mate stood next to me, (oblivious to my situation) and asked him in a subtle manner if he wants another pint, thus allowing me to take his empty cup under the guise of binning it and perform a quick switch.

Pint and 3/4's :eek: Also, too close to the top of each cup to manoeuvre safely out of the crowd :facepalm: Sorry Glastonbury soil levels :oops:
 
Was well handy at Glastonbury

had some funny looks taking it down the loos to empty, but much better than getting up in the night and walking down there.
 
dishevelled said:
The female one in your photo looks like it's desperate for the golden rain shower... and the edges look dangerous very unforgiving. Makes you wonder who'd buy it. :eek:
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Yes, Mrs R's has a much wider edge, that one looks easy to miss, especially when spannered.
 
One year at Glastonbury we had a piss tent, that was just for pissing in...... the girls lifted the ground sheet and pissed on the floor.

True Story
 
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