Pissing in a Tent

[Johnny Vodka]

Would anyone be brave enough to use one of these?

Picture taken last week in a car park in France as yet unused.

How does the jobby fit down the tube then?

 

[UnderOpenSky]

The bag is for the solid matter... You dig a hole for the tube.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Who'd want to sleep in a tent while someone takes a dump beside you?

 

[EastEnder]

I have peed in many a receptacle whilst in a tent at night. The problem I find is if it's an especially small tent, with insufficient headroom to adopt a pose in which gravity can best assist. Makes it very difficult to shake out those last few dribbles...

 

[sojourner]

I wouldn't shit in a tent, that's just wrong.

 

[dishevelled]

This is the thread.

A female perspective please.

I'm trying to be romantic. I have the tent but no toilets. Toilets are available if you fancy the walk.

I piss in a bottle and pour it out.

Without mentioning golden rain... would you even think about it.

 

[wayward bob]

how hard is it to walk to the loos ffs?

eta: heh i'm nothing if not consistent :thumbs

 

[dishevelled]

how hard is it to walk to the loos ffs?

eta: heh i'm nothing if not consistent :thumbs

I don't think you've grasped the thought and concept. Thanks

 

[wayward bob]

eh? female perspective? check√ pissing? check√ tents? check √

you not talking about the practicalities of camping? what you're asking to be pissed on in a tent?

 

[dishevelled]

eh? female perspective? check√ pissing? check√ tents? check √

you not talking about the practicalities of camping? what you're asking to be pissed on in a tent?

I am so, so sorry bob... I assumed... sorry

 

[wayward bob]

*utterly lost*

 

[dishevelled]

*utterly lost*

I apologise

 

[Miss-Shelf]

I am so, so sorry bob... I assumed... sorry

You're not being clear

If you're talking being pissed on in a tent say so

If you're talking about you being able to piss in your wide neck bottle/the porch, say so

 

[dishevelled]

If you're talking about you being able to piss in your wide neck bottle/the porch, say so

That one

 

[wayward bob]

you said there's toilets a walk away. what the fuck is it with dudes and al-fresco toileting entitlement? walk, it's not rocket science.

<disclaimer> many years litter picking at glastonbury convinces me that using a fucking toilet is basic etiquette - let alone "romantic"

 

[Miss-Shelf]

That one

I always try to make myself some sort of pissing in/near the tent

NOT walking to toilets in the middle of the night

If I was drunk now I would post my near disaster pissing in my friends van to avoid opening the door and waking her up when we were at a festival last summer

 

[dishevelled]

you said there's toilets a walk away. what the fuck is it with dudes and al-fresco toileting entitlement? walk, it's not rocket science.

<disclaimer> many years litter picking at glastonbury convinces me that using a fucking toilet is basic etiquette - let alone "romantic"

It's a female and I'm bothered

 

[dishevelled]

I always try to make myself some sort of pissing in/near the tent

Me too. What should I take

 

[wayward bob]

about getting to the loos? pelvic floor or other disfunction aside is it *really* that hard?

 

[Miss-Shelf]

Me too. What should I take

Buy a covered bucket -maybe one each if you want to be really romantic

 

[Miss-Shelf]

about getting to the loos? pelvic floor or other disfunction aside is it *really* that hard?

I am lazy plus have old lady bladder

 

[dishevelled]

about getting to the loos? pelvic floor or other disfunction aside is it *really* that hard?

Yep. It is actually. My problem. Sorry

 

[cyberfairy]

I once decided to piss in a plastic pint glass in the middle of the night rather than hunt for the loos. I pissed more than a pint. Lesson learnt.

 

[DotCommunist]

the campers friend:

 

[cyberfairy]

Also used a saucepan once. Left it outside caravan and found happy campmate making me baked beans with it the next day.

 

[wayward bob]

Yep. It is actually. My problem. Sorry

no, all you had to do was be clear about the issue. i'm not shaming anyone for having specific requirements and i appreciate the need for advice. but without context you got my general "piss on the grass" lecture

 

[cyberfairy]

the campers friend:

I once thought up an awesome sitcom about camping called Elsam Point.

 

[DotCommunist]

I once thought up an awesome sitcom about camping called Elsam Point.

Farewell To Armitage Shanks

 

[dishevelled]

I once decided to piss in a plastic pint glass in the middle of the night rather than hunt for the loos. I pissed more than a pint. Lesson learnt.

My problem isn't solved there then.

 

[Miss-Shelf]

I once decided to piss in a plastic pint glass in the middle of the night rather than hunt for the loos. I pissed more than a pint. Lesson learnt.

I had this problem on overnight train from Paris to Italy. They kept toilets locked till train left so I pissed in a plastic cup and it was not enough so had to bring in a replacement half way through
had better pelvic floor in those days