people who drink mellow birds

[skyscraper101]

Respec to this thread for ranking no. 5 in Google search for 'Mellow Birds' above their own twitter account, and amazon too

 

[gentlegreen]

I bet we're boosting their sales purely by association.

 

[gentlegreen]

No it doesn't! Two teaspoons in a mug. Boil kettle.

I bet you make your tea in a mug.

 

[Orang Utan]

I bet you make your tea in a mug.

Of course.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Respec to this thread for ranking no. 5 in Google search for 'Mellow Birds' above their own twitter account, and amazon too

Apart from the ads and sample images, it is now number 2.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I bet you make your tea in a mug.

And what's wrong with that, I ask?

 

[Orang Utan]

Respec to this thread for ranking no. 5 in Google search for 'Mellow Birds' above their own twitter account, and amazon too

That's just your profile innit. Someone who has never been on U75 won't see it if they Google Mellow Birds

 

[DotCommunist]

Apart from the ads and sample images, it is now number 2.

my work here is done

 

[Orang Utan]

And what's wrong with that, I ask?

Some people use loose leaves in a fusspot, sorry teapot

 

[farmerbarleymow]

That's just your profile innit. Someone who has never been on U75 won't see it if they Google Mellow Birds

I don't log into google, and get the same result on my new phone - number 2 in the rankings, below Tesco.

 

[skyscraper101]

That's just your profile innit. Someone who has never been on U75 won't see it if they Google Mellow Birds

I tested with a private window, still comes up as no.5 for me but I'm not expert on google search ranking algorithms

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Some people use loose leaves in a fusspot, sorry teapot

I've got three teapots, but I only use them now and again as I usually don't want to drink a full pot of tea before it goes cold. So its easier just to use teabags in a mug as you go.

 

[Orang Utan]

I wish this place wasn't googleable.

 

[gentlegreen]

I've got three teapots, but I only use them now and again as I usually don't want to drink a full pot of tea before it goes cold. So its easier just to use teabags in a mug as you go.

You need to try my magic blend that never stews.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I tested with a private porn window, still comes up as no.5 for me but I'm not expert on google search ranking algorithms

I've just done the same, and still number 2. World Domination Awaits!

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I wish this place wasn't googleable.

But this is just suburban, so it doesn't really matter if it is indexed. I imagine anyone who actually drinks mellow birds won't know what the internet is, so you're safe in your weird coffee habits.

 

[skyscraper101]

maybe we should just populate the internet with mellow birds threads, and start a facebook hate page and generally diss them everywhere until they capitulate under bad publicity and are forced to give up.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

You need to try my magic blend that never stews.

Sounds like hippy nonsense if you ask me.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

maybe we should just populate the internet with mellow birds threads, and start a facebook hate page and generally diss them everywhere until they capitulate under bad publicity and are forced to give up.

We could start vile rumours about it being secretly laced with ebola as a means to cull the world population, and circulate it on twitter to see what happens. We might get sued mind, so I'll leave it to you to do that part.

 

[pogofish]

maybe we should just populate the internet with mellow birds threads, and start a facebook hate page and generally diss them everywhere until they capitulate under bad publicity and are forced to give up.

What's more worrying is that the old Mellow Birds advertising with Kenneth More seems to be so poorly represented online - In their day, those ads must have been about the most successful in UK advertising history and did a lot to make the stuff a household name. They couldn't have hit on a better combination of bland promoting bland!

 

[Orang Utan]

You need to try my magic blend that never stews.

I don't think anyone wants anything that comes out of your festering abode

 

[pogofish]

one heaped

Some instants need more!

 

[existentialist]

I bet we're boosting their sales purely by association.

Shit. Any chance of getting it moved into community?

 

[gentlegreen]

I don't think anyone wants anything that comes out of your festering abode

I only make it at work.

 

[Orang Utan]

I only make it at work.

Do you clean the pot?

 

[gentlegreen]

Do you clean the pot?

Burn the witch !

 

[existentialist]

Do you clean the pot?

Come on, you KNEW the answer to that! One swoosh around with last night's washing up water to swill the piss out, and it's good to go!

 

[gentlegreen]

Nothing but tea ever in that pot.
It's finally emptied and left upside down on Friday when I go home.
Where would I get washing up water from ?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Look! You can get matching mugs too.

 

[gentlegreen]

I can't believe Joanna Lumley ever actually touches the stuff.