next Tory leader will be

[Toast Rider]

reqouted for posterity

this is the UK you are talking about

Yes, but even in the UK it's the twentieth century.

He's held no cabinet positions, has very little experience as an MP iirc. I don't see it. I WON'T see it!

 

[DexterTCN]

...(actually that sounds wrong, and instead was intended to allude to her facile stunt in Parliament. I wish there was a delete button. Why am I talking to myself?)

You know we can hear you, yeah?

 

[Gerry1time]

England 2-1 after extra time.

 

[scifisam]

Mogg. Mogg as PM and Trump as President -even their names are a joke - and we can all give up on the world ever getting out of this bizarre dystopian comic book version of the world.

 

[stavros]

Paul Dacre will be out of job soon.

 

[Pickman's model]

They need to bring Major out of retirement

Major recently

 

[Pickman's model]

Yes, but even in the UK it's the twentieth century.

Or is it...

 

[Toast Rider]

Someone's making a move. This didn't just happen. This has been planned to the day, the headlines, the opinions pages.

And although Mogg is not PM material...Johnson isn't FO material and the DUP are no-ones allies but that didn't matter.

It's not about the representation of the country on the world stage it's about the tories.

Or is it...

oh, you got me.

 

[Dogsauce]

Don’t think Mogg is in a particularly safe seat, he’d be ripe for a decapitation strategy, although it might serve the opposition better to leave him there, some freakish mannequin spouting jibberish to remind the world how fucking odd the tories actually are.

 

[Kaka Tim]

some freakish mannequin spouting jibberish to remind the world how fucking odd the tories actually were.

I like this version. well - we can dream

 

[Winot]

Hunt

 

[Old Spark]

Dominic Raab

 

[not-bono-ever]

Amber Rudd- she is unispired and dogmatic enough to carry the Mayhem torch and is wealthy enough to have fuck all else to be getting on with

 

[MickiQ]

Don’t think Mogg is in a particularly safe seat, he’d be ripe for a decapitation strategy, although it might serve the opposition better to leave him there, some freakish mannequin spouting jibberish to remind the world how fucking odd the tories actually are.

Mogg is in a safe seat, over 10,000 majority, it would take something like a 15% national swing to Labour to take it, Amber Rudd though only has a few hundred votes, a good downpour on polling day could make or break her.
I can't see Mogg as Tory Leader though they would rip themselves apart they're barely clinging together as it is.
My money would be on Gove, slimely shit though he is, he's not a total fucking headbanger.
Trouble is the wife still rants on about him from his days as Education Sec, she go on and on if he was PM

 

[8ball]

mordant has the best hair of the lot- is that enough?

I hope not. I hate feeling conflicted when a Tory appears on the telly.

 

[spanglechick]

Can't believe the odds on Gove. He makes people feel queasy just by looking at him.

 

[8ball]

Can't believe the odds on Gove. He makes people feel queasy just by looking at him.

But at least it's appropriate to feel that way.

 

[spanglechick]

At any rate no one would be stupid enough to challenge May until the Brexit Shit-show is done. Then bojo or hunt will be able to sweep in and say how it should've happened. Ditto Corbyn.

 

[killer b]

I think it'll be gove. The bastard.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Mogg is in a safe seat, over 10,000 majority, it would take something like a 15% national swing to Labour to take it, Amber Rudd though only has a few hundred votes, a good downpour on polling day could make or break her.

She could be moved to a safe seat, just along the coast, take Worthing West as an example, sitting MP is Peter Bottomley, who's 74 & therefore may decide not to seek re-election or be persuaded not too, he has a Tory vote share of 55% & majority of 12,000. I am sure there's other seats that she could be selected for, in time for any general election.

 

[Don Troooomp]

a cunt.

That much is guaranteed.
However, it's a case of how big a cunt and how useless a cunt as not a one of the fuckers has the slightest clue about much.

 

[krtek a houby]

Just can't see Mogg getting it. It would be too bizarre. Can he even relate to humans?

 

[Red Sky]

Batman

 

[Mrs Miggins]

If Jacob Rees-Mogg becomes Tory leader, the UK really will become the laughing stock of the world. The fucking state of the man.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Just can't see Mogg getting it. It would be too bizarre. Can he even relate to humans?

Can the Maybot relate to humans?

 

[krtek a houby]

Can the Maybot relate to humans?

Fair point.

 

[Pickman's model]

Can the Maybot relate to humans?

Only badly

 

[Grump]

Often, in leadership contests, the winner is an outsider that hardly anyone has heard of. The better known names tend to maul each other and stab each other in the back, leaving room for someone to slip to the front. Remember the treachery between Johnson and Gove last time. The tories might be mean but they aren't stupid, Mogg hasn't a hope, if I placed bets I would have a tenner on Elizabeth Truss.

 

[killer b]

Lol. I'd take that bet.

 

[Sprocket.]

Sir Graham Brady.