next Tory leader will be

[hash tag]

OK, one Tory is much the same as the next but it's looking Like a leadership battle is coming up soon. So, who's next I wonder?
Gove, Hammond, hunt, Johnson, mogg...

In the meantime, someone needs to get a handle on brexit rather than all this ego, fu king about stuff

 

[cupid_stunt]

May as well be the number 10 cat, TBH.

 

[maomao]

a cunt.

 

[Badgers]

a cunt.

Post of the year

 

[Buddy Bradley]

YouGov suggesting that there are plenty of people with a better chance of it than Boris, at least:

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Taken before lunchtime today:

Prime Minister After Theresa May
Jacob Rees-Mogg 4/1
Michael Gove 4/1
Jeremy Corbyn 9/2
Sajid Javid 6/1
Boris Johnson 9/1
Gavin Williamson 10/1

Just now:

Prime Minister After Theresa May
Boris Johnson 3/1
Michael Gove 4/1
Jeremy Corbyn 5/1
Sajid Javid 5/1
Jacob Rees-Mogg 7/1
Jeremy Hunt 12/1

 

[elbows]

 

[hash tag]

May looks so different with all that make up on - a new career beckons for her!

 

[chilango]

Hope it's Gove.

 

[The Pale King]

Jess Phillips

 

[elbows]

A 3D semi-holographic recreation of Winston Churchill, like what they occasionally do with dead singers these days. Hopefully combined with some aspects of internet culture, earning him the monicker Sir Willy Mashup.

 

[Badgers]

They need to bring Major out of retirement

 

[Nine Bob Note]

I've lost all faith in Alex Chalk, so I'm throwing my weight behind Suella Braverman

 

[steveo87]

I'm sure Blair will have a go.

 

[hash tag]

There are too many too choose from. I think quietly, pretti Patel would fancy a crack at it.

 

[jakethesnake]

Mogg for the lols

 

[not-bono-ever]

There will be only one contender I suppose- one to focus everyone

 

[steveo87]

Mogg for the lols

He's already ruled himself out if the Foreign Secretary job.....

 

[hash tag]

 

[Badgers]

He's already ruled himself out if the Foreign Secretary job.....

How the world views the UK

 

[cupid_stunt]

Mogg for the lols

The Right Honourable Member for the 1800's, no thanks.

 

[hipipol]

Given the options available, I suggest digging up Thatcher and fixing her well rotted skull to a pole. Such is the totemical power of the ultimate Holy Tory Relic expect a new Crusade where a massive horde of ageing Fascistically inclined Fantasists cross the Channel, enabled by a 3 quid token in the Sun, melt Brussels by non stop chanting of "Brexit means endless stupid Tory infighting", after which a reborn Britannia with rise, 10,000ft of majesty, the Empire will return, we will once more be the worlds biggest .......(insert historical stupidity here... plenty to choose from tbf)....blah, blah, etc

 

[DexterTCN]

This is going to be a nightmare.

It's actually better that May stays. I mean...I know how that looks, coz she's the worst.

This swing to the right is getting worse all the time. You cannot have a position that give johnson and mogg and others the chance to be in the charge of the uk.

This is terrible.

 

[Toast Rider]

Mogg is hardly PM material. There is no fucking way that will happen

 

[not-bono-ever]

Mogg is hardly PM material. There is no fucking way that will happen

reqouted for posterity

this is the UK you are talking about

 

[DexterTCN]

Mogg is hardly PM material. There is no fucking way that will happen

Someone's making a move. This didn't just happen. This has been planned to the day, the headlines, the opinions pages.

And although Mogg is not PM material...Johnson isn't FO material and the DUP are no-ones allies but that didn't matter.

It's not about the representation of the country on the world stage it's about the tories.

 

[not-bono-ever]

mordant has the best hair of the lot- is that enough?

 

[stavros]

Adam Werritty

 

[DexterTCN]

mordant has the best hair of the lot- is that enough?

Michael Fabricant, surely?

 

[Toast Rider]

mordant has the best hair of the lot- is that enough?

Cock

(actually that sounds wrong, and instead was intended to allude to her facile stunt in Parliament. I wish there was a delete button. Why am I talking to myself?)