Name suggestions invited for new Leicestershire prison

[elbows]

Looking at the article there is supposed to be local cultural/community references in the naming suggestions.

The wikipedia page for the area wasnt all that inspiring, so I only came up with HMS Pandora's Box (Adrian Mole reference) or HMS Cruickshank Redemption.

Glen Parva - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[danny la rouge]

Looking at the article there is supposed to be local cultural/community references in the naming suggestions.

The wikipedia page for the area wasnt all that inspiring, so I only came up with HMS Pandora's Box (Adrian Mole reference) or HMS Cruickshank Redemption.

Glen Parva - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

“The pork pie library was once a part of the old Eyres Monsell ward”!!!

A pork pie library?

 

[Sweet FA]

Jaily McJailface.

HMP Sir David Attenborough it is then

 

[elbows]

“The pork pie library was once a part of the old Eyres Monsell ward”!!!

A pork pie library?

Yeah I havent looked into that yet. Suspect maybe it was in regards the shape of the building.

edit - yes.

 

[danny la rouge]

Yeah I havent looked into that yet. Suspect maybe it was in regards the shape of the building.

Well, the on the blower to the architects of the new place! HMP Gala Pie has to be a goer.

 

[steeplejack]

HMP Parva Panopticon

 

[hitmouse]

“The pork pie library was once a part of the old Eyres Monsell ward”!!!

A pork pie library?

Not to be confused with a porkie pie library.

 

[danny la rouge]

Looking at the article there is supposed to be local cultural/community references in the naming suggestions.

I was really hoping Sade was from Leicester. HMP Sade would have been good.

 

[Plumdaff]

It is very close to my stepmother's favourite out of town shopping centre so as a tribute, HMP Barbara?

 

[hitmouse]

I was really hoping Sade was from Leicester. HMP Sade would have been good.

You wouldn't want to serve a four-month stretch there.

 

[existentialist]

Jaily McJailface.

Fuck. I was coming here to post that

 

[danny la rouge]

You wouldn't want to serve a four-month stretch there.

That would be long enough to get the sweetest tattoo.

 

[steeplejack]

That would be long enough to get the sweetest tattoo.

AH'LL FUCKIN BURST YE in shaky jail biro round an attempted lion rampant that looks more like a worn Babylonian gargoyle in the British Museum?

It's on brand, anyway

 

[tim]

That's against human rights

Which makes it ideal for the inhumane far-Right.

 

[Serge Forward]

“The pork pie library was once a part of the old Eyres Monsell ward”!!!

A pork pie library?

There are actually two pork pie libraries... but only one is known as the pork pie library, alongside the nearby pork pie roundabout. Anyway, as a Leicester urbanite, I'm going for the local celebrity option of...

The Englebert Humperdinck "Please Release Me, Let Me Go" Clink

 

[Carl Steele]

Eeh ye Buggah (if you know, you know)

 

[StoneRoad]

Oh, surely, that has to be the Norman Stanley Fletcher Memorial ...

 

[WouldBe]

There are actually two pork pie libraries... but only one is known as the pork pie library, alongside the nearby pork pie roundabout. Anyway, as a Leicester urbanite, I'm going for the local celebrity option of...

The Englebert Humperdinck "Please Release Me, Let Me Go" Clink

Or the Englebert Humpernick

 

[NoXion]

The Palace of Punishment

 

[clicker]

Una Stubbs Scrubs.

 

[rubbershoes]

Leic-stir

 

[marty21]

Jaily McJailface.

This ^^

 

[Flavour]

HMP Andrew

 

[elbows]

HMP Andrew

HMP Sweaty Duke.

Oh wait....

Sweat Duke

1) A term generally utilized in the Southern United States describing the act of defecation in a hot, air-condition free, and generally uncomfortable facility whereas the act of defecating (or taking a duke) instantaneously produces a sheen of sweat making the wiping of one's posterior a slippery, sweaty and colossally unnerving undertaking; 2) Any uncomfortable situation producing the psychological effect of actually having to perform the aforementioned duking; 3) A general colloquialism amongst close friends where a need to duke immediately and violently becomes apparent and must be vocalized in explication of a speedy egress from the group; 4) A verbal recognition of affirmation to a close friend for having to complete a reprehensible and unpleasant task.

 

[Mattym]

Lineker's lock up!

 

[not a trot]

boris johnson's retirement home

Premier Inn.

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

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i wonder how many people arriving at the establishment will be tempted to see if they can work there

H.M. Prison What The Fuck Was The MoJ Thinking?

 

[Yossarian]

Drop the HMP and call it "The Royal Leicester Centre" or something like that so it won't look so bad on CVs.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Leicester B Avenue

 

[bendeus]

HMP Hrey Bogart