Many dead in coordinated Paris shootings and explosions

[Pickman's model]

Ok Bono, I'm on the train to Killiney to accept your surrender. No funny business. Schnell you stinker.

the village street seemed quiet and deserted
but hidden roadies were busy everywhere

 

[Pickman's model]

terrorism is wrong
that's why i'm singing this song

bang a bong
terrorism is wrong
come join in the song
bang a gong dong

 

[frogwoman]

don't join dash
you'll do something rash

 

[Pickman's model]

don't join daesh
they'll eat your fleisch

 

[frogwoman]

don't join daesh
they'll eat your fleisch

i couldn't think of anything to rhyme with it

 

[J Ed]

Why can't we all just get along and then behead...
Bono Instead

 

[Spymaster]

Ghouls be monetizin'

U2's Bono writes freedom song about terror attacks at the Bataclan in Paris

Don't watch the video clip on this unless you want to puke and smash your screen to bits.

 

[rekil]

I'd shake hands with the devil
I'd play golf with al-Baghdadi
I'd turn his knife into a putter
Babe, I'd even be his caddy

 

[frogwoman]

Instead of beheading
they should go to reading
and sing a song with bono
and learn to get along-o

 

[Pickman's model]

if you sing a long with bono
he will make you moan-o
but let in nice antonio
he will turn bono into bonio

 

[rekil]

Why can't we all just get along and then behead...
Bono Instead

I know it's counter-intuitive but Bono must be protected at all costs. Imagine the ensuing grief frenzy if he died a gruesome death. It'd be like Diana times 100.

 

[Pickman's model]

I know it's counter-intuitive but Bono must be protected at all costs. Imagine the ensuing grief frenzy if he died a gruesome death. It'd be like Diana times 100.

imagine the cheer which would sweep the world, wiping away previous enmities

 

[frogwoman]

I'd shake hands with the devil
I'd play golf with al-Baghdadi
I'd turn his knife into a putter
Babe, I'd even be his caddy

Why be a jihadi
Like Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi
When you can join U2
And sing songs that are total poo

 

[Pickman's model]

the mad mahdi
was better than baghdadi
when considered a jihadi
because he was less tardy

 

[frogwoman]

Why didn't osama bin laden
Just sit in his garden
Instead of starting a jihad
And making me really sad

 

[Batboy]

Only on Urban 75 could a thread about a terrorist slaughter of 130 people in a European city evolve into mass critic of Bono and his shit songs.

 

[Pickman's model]

osama bin laden
loved wearing tartan
but became a salafi
after being insulted by gaddafi

 

[frogwoman]

osama bin laden
loved wearing tartan
but became a salafi
after being insulted by gaddafi

don't become a salafi
it will make you really unhappy
you might get a temptation
to attack people at leytonstone station

 

[bimble]

 

[8den]

Oh god what did I start...

 

[DaveCinzano]

Oh god what did I start...

Now you know how Gavrilo Princip felt

 

[Pickman's model]

don't become a salafi
it will make you really unhappy
you might get a temptation
to attack people at leytonstone station

become a salafist
and frown at being pissed
if you feel that you will
speed things up with a suicide pill

 

[mauvais]

How long, how long for this bloody train
Waiting for trains, is such a right old horrid bloody pain
Oh looooook, a man who's waving a machete
Like wotttttt, they probably have in the Serengeti

Saturday bloody Saturday
Saturday bloody Saturday
Now there's no trains you stupid twataday

 

[8den]

Now you know how Gavrilo Princip felt

I'd have gone with Oppenheimer..

 

[Pickman's model]

i'd have gone with oppenheimer
or even been a shriner
if i wasn't a salafist
with a face no one has kissed

 

[frogwoman]

People joining isis
really is a crisis
why don't they join al-qaeda
they're as scary as a spider

 

[krtek a houby]

I want to know what love is, I want you to show me
I want to feel what love is, I know you can show me
I want to know what love is, I want you to show me
(And I want to feel) I want to feel what love is
(And I know) I know you can show me

 

[Pickman's model]

I want to know what love is, I want you to show me
I want to feel what love is, I know you can show me
I want to know what love is, I want you to show me
(And I want to feel) I want to feel what love is
(And I know) I know you can show me

i can

i won't

next

 

[DaveCinzano]

I'd have gone with Oppenheimer..

Don't give No Bone any ideas, or else we're in for a full blown Broadway rock opera

Now I am, whoa yeeeeeah
I am I am Iam
Become!
Des! Troy! Uh!
Of wooooooooorlds, baby!

 

[Pickman's model]

i'm off to syria
there's really nothing eerier
i hear there is a crisis
so i'm off to join isis