MAFSUK 2024

[Epona]

Blue raspberry vodka apparently.

Thank fuck for that, it looked like it was some sort of drain cleaner related suicide pact...

 

[Mrs Miggins]

The whole chicken fajitas situation felt very set up for conflict. They are quite boring, Lacey and Whatshisname so maybe the production team were desperate for a bit of drama.

 

[Looby]

Just watching last night’s show.

Richelle is fucking vile, just awful. I haven’t really sussed Orson out but I hope he bins her.

I also want to know how the groom from last night ended up living so far from his kids. Who moved? I like the bride but her sister wasn’t great on first impressions. Negging her about toning it down.

 

[May Kasahara]

Richelle is fucking vile, just awful. I haven’t really sussed Orson out but I hope he bins her.

That whole interaction was bizarre. She totally manufactured some circuitous non-situation and then accused him of being untrustworthy when he (quite reasonably) said he didn't understand what the fuck she was going on about.

 

[wtfftw]

That whole interaction was bizarre. She totally manufactured some circuitous non-situation and then accused him of being untrustworthy when he (quite reasonably) said he didn't understand what the fuck she was going on about.

yes. So what if he doesn't say he's a project manager on his instagram. bizarre.

 

[Voley]

I can see that need to catch up on this.

Is Richelle the woman who didn't trust her bloke because he'd done some acting?

 

[KatyF]

Richelle claiming that Orson is using a "storyline" when she's the one that keeps harping on about it presumably hoping to get more camera time....

 

[wtfftw]

I can see that need to catch up on this.

Is Richelle the woman who didn't trust her bloke because he'd done some acting?

yes

 

[May Kasahara]

yes. So what if he doesn't say he's a project manager on his instagram. bizarre.

And moaning on about him still being upset about being cheated on five years ago, when almost everyone on that show goes on and on about their trust ishoos stemming from past partners. Including her!

I thought it was quite toxic for her to mock him about it, saying "what do you think your boys would say about you still crying over it", like men aren't allowed to have feelings.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

 

[Saffy]

 

[Poot]

I'm not sure I like people with children appearing on this show. It's a lot to explain in therapy at a later date.

 

[Epona]

I'm not sure I like people with children appearing on this show. It's a lot to explain in therapy at a later date.

It's when they inevitably utter "my kids come first" - er why are you spending weeks away from them to get married to someone they don't know, at a wedding they don't attend then?
I think "being on telly comes first" more like...

 

[Mrs Miggins]

My goodness that binman has blue eyes!

 

[Looby]

I'm not sure I like people with children appearing on this show. It's a lot to explain in therapy at a later date.

Yeah I agree for lots of reasons.

 

[Poot]

Yeah I agree for lots of reasons.

I think to a child it would feel like a huge betrayal.

 

[Epona]

That elephant comment just had me in stitches

 

[Saffy]

He forgot the sauce for the curry? What?

 

[May Kasahara]

So many of these people seem to have no emotional intelligence whatsoever. Starting arguments out of nowhere, over nothing, and then complaining to camera that they've been "blindsided". No wonder they've all been so unlucky in love in the past.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

I can't quite decide yet whether Luke is an absolute sweetheart or a creepy weirdo.

 

[Looby]

I can't quite decide yet whether Luke is an absolute sweetheart or a creepy weirdo.

Me either but it’s too much for me and I’d have the instant ick.

Also there’s an Italian restaurant near me that’s well known for the owner’s slightly creepy ‘hello baby’ greeting so that’s all I can think about.

 

[Saffy]

Yeah, I'm sure he's a nice guy but he's just too much. Hello baby
Looks like it's all going to kick off tonight with Lacey tonight.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Yeah, I'm sure he's a nice guy but he's just too much. Hello baby
Looks like it's all going to kick off tonight with Lacey tonight.

Ooooh! I'm going to miss it tonight.
I didn't watch properly last night either. Too tired. 9pm is too late for me

 

[Numbers]

Ooooh! I'm going to miss it tonight.
I didn't watch properly last night either. Too tired. 9pm is too late for me

It’s why we’re always a day behind, we go to bed at 9, mostly.

 

[Looby]

I rarely watch anything live so I’m usually watching the next morning or after work.

 

[Saffy]

We've been a day behind and downloading where there's WiFi and watching it on my phone over dinner. Managed to watch it live last night though.

My husband's well into it now and become quite the authority on it.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

It’s why we’re always a day behind, we go to bed at 9, mostly.

Same.
Shocking state of affairs but I'm over 50 now and go to work all day. I'm knackered by 9pm.

Having said that, we're going out to a gig tonight so I'll miss it tonight anyway. Nice catch up planned for Sunday evening.

 

[Saffy]

Yeah, I'm sure he's a nice guy but he's just too much. Hello baby
Looks like it's all going to kick off tonight with Lacey tonight.

I didn't mean Lacey, I meant Holly!

 

[May Kasahara]

Another truckload of terrible outfits this evening

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Another truckload of terrible outfits this evening

Lacey's "dress" is somewhat special.

(We didn't end up going out as we're both sick )