MAFSUK 2024

[Epona]

I've met 5 year olds with more emotional maturity than Alex (just in terms of making sure that they don't upset the person they are talking to, trying to comfort people who are upset, and treating others with respect).

 

[May Kasahara]

Something that always makes me laugh about MAFS is those cheap shitty faux-leather wallet things they use to write their decisions in They look like a free gift you might get from collecting petrol coupons or something.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Glad the celebate thing got cleared up as well.

 

[Saffy]

Glad the celebate thing got cleared up as well.

Yes, I kept thinking that's not what she thinks it means.

 

[KatyF]

Just had a bit of a binge to catch up. I would like to strangle quite a few of them!

What I find odd though, the ginger lady (I rarely remember the names) sitting with her arm around the terrible hair guy and stroking him affectionately during the commitment ceremony when hes a dick and says he doesnt fancy her

 

[Saffy]

Just had a bit of a binge to catch up. I would like to strangle quite a few of them!

What I find odd though, the ginger lady (I rarely remember the names) sitting with her arm around the terrible hair guy and stroking him affectionately during the commitment ceremony when hes a dick and says he doesnt fancy her

It's Polly. I thought that was odd. Really affectionate after everything he'd said about her.

 

[kalidarkone]

It's Polly. I thought that was odd. Really affectionate after everything he'd said about her.

She's desperate and has no self worth and that is why she is on the show.

 

[ash]

Just half way through the dinner party- these men chatting are nasty - Hustlers Academy style

 

[ash]

“What’s his name Oyster” …. “No Orson”

 

[Saffy]

There's surely no way back for Charley and Eve now?!

Kristina and Keiran are so adorable.

 

[Epona]

Poor Nathan didn't handle the task well - he's so ND it's painful to watch because it's like watching myself when I'm put on the spot with a question like that - cogs whirring frantically but nothing connecting, and that slight feeling of panic makes it worse and less likely to be able to think of something to say.

He seems like a sweet bloke however.

 

[May Kasahara]

I missed the first half, what happened with Charlie and Eve?

 

[Mrs Miggins]

I missed the first half, what happened with Charlie and Eve?

They're living in separate apartments and still unable to communicate.

They were given a letter writing task. Charlie wrote something very personal and emotional.and read it out to Eve.

Eve had decided that she didn't want to write a letter.

It's all very strange. I don't know whether the editing us causing Eve to appear like a cold, brick wall or whether Charlie is overly emotional but it looks like the former to me and I wonder why she even went on the show in the first place.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Poor Nathan didn't handle the task well - he's so ND it's painful to watch because it's like watching myself when I'm put on the spot with a question like that - cogs whirring frantically but nothing connecting, and that slight feeling of panic makes it worse and less likely to be able to think of something to say.

He seems like a sweet bloke however.

It certainly looks very difficult for Nathan in that situation. He really couldn't come up with anything when asked "what do you like most about me?".

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Bit of a lightbulb moment for Casper who will now, hopefully, see past his own insecurities and start focusing on who Emma actually is. Could be great.

Polly and the Barber are doomed. He's horrible. He just doesn't like her at all.

Orsen and Richelle - Im just finding them a bit boring to be honest.

Holly and Alex - thats just toxic. They may have made up for now but the truce will.last about 5 minutes.

Kieren and Christina and Ross and Sacha - so cute they make my cold, cynical old heart burst

What Kieren said about being made to wait outside the home in his van for a couple of hours in the evening because he was "too much" was heartbreaking.

 

[Saffy]

I've got high hopes for Ross and Sacha!

I don't understand why Eve didn't do the letter. I think they're doomed.

There's no way Richelle is ever going to trust Orsen and he hasn't even done anything! She just doesn't seem to like him!

I really hope the task has given Caspar something to think about. I really like Emma.

Alex and Holly just need to separate now.

I'm really fond of Nathan and I hope Lacey can carry on being understanding. I think they'll do well together.

Polly and Adam are going nowhere. He's not changing and she deserves better.

 

[isvicthere?]

My wife watches this. Every time I go into the room when it´s on, I can feel my IQ measurably reducing.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

My wife watches this. Every time I go into the room when it´s on, I can feel my IQ measurably reducing.

 

[May Kasahara]

That's where you're going wrong, see. I watch it in the evenings after a hard day at work and/or a surfeit of booze have already reduced my IQ to negligible levels

 

[kalidarkone]

That's where you're going wrong, see. I watch it in the evenings after a hard day at work and/or a surfeit of booze have already reduced my IQ to negligible levels

Exactly.
Also Mrdarkone uses it to fall asleep to in fact any telly guarantees snoring within 5 minutes.

 

[Epona]

Nice shot of Trinity Buoy Wharf with the lighthouse

 

[Epona]

I think Eve and Charlie are both fuckups (in terms of their relationship and being poorly suited), but Polly isn't coming out of this looking great IMO

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Mel's outfit is fire!

 

[Mrs Miggins]

I can't stand people like Polly who get all full of fuck on someone else's behalf and go off on a truth telling confrontation mission. All bloody self righteous. When it's none of her damn business.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

And her face is orange

(Sorry)

 

[May Kasahara]

And her dress was bad. As in, it was objectively ugly as well as unflattering. I didn't think it did her any favours.

 

[Looby]

I can't stand people like Polly who get all full of fuck on someone else's behalf and go off on a truth telling confrontation mission. All bloody self righteous. When it's none of her damn business.

Yeah and she’s totally getting involved because her own relationship is so bad. I don’t like Adam? at all but actually he is trying to be honest in a tactful way. He isn’t attracted to her and whilst he might be a shallow twat, you can’t force that.

I feel so sad for Emma.

I wonder what Eve has lied about. Oooooh!

 

[Poot]

I'm ill and I started watching this yesterday and I can't tell which bits are real and which are fever dream. There are a lot of least favourite twins. Teeth also seem to feature quite heavily.

I'm not sure any of these people are very nice. Except Kristina and Kieran obviously.

Also it's hilarious if you watch the 1st serious and then you watch the 9th. We were so naive in 2015.

 

[Numbers]

We’re a day behind. Eve tho’, looks like she’d box the head off you as quick as the wind changes.

 

[Poot]

Why is that man from the Young Offenders under the impression that he's very good looking?