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MAFSUK 2024
- Thread starter Mrs Miggins
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beesonthewhatnow
going deaf for a living
No.
Mrs Miggins
There's been a slight cheese accident
Oh yes. He was awful.
Mrs Miggins
There's been a slight cheese accident
Oh fuck I'd forgotten about that! Must watch that. I only saw the first one. I swear I saw Stephen off Gogglebox at a gig I was at last week.
Mrs Miggins
There's been a slight cheese accident
Strong opener.
The crazy couple might have a chance. Although I sense he will let her down somehow...she seems quite fragile underneath the bluster.
The other two. No chance whatsoever. He thinks he's better than her. Mind you, who'd have thought internet squat man and the plastic princess stood a chance....
The crazy couple might have a chance. Although I sense he will let her down somehow...she seems quite fragile underneath the bluster.
The other two. No chance whatsoever. He thinks he's better than her. Mind you, who'd have thought internet squat man and the plastic princess stood a chance....
BristolEcho
Well-Known Member
It's absolutely awful, but I did love it.
I don't know though I think they let really bad behaviours slide, encourage abuse and conflict so I am going to try and swerve it this year. There is so much manipulation too.
I don't know though I think they let really bad behaviours slide, encourage abuse and conflict so I am going to try and swerve it this year. There is so much manipulation too.
Especially after this. His DBS came back fine. FFS.
Voley
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That is grim. And there's a strong pointer he's like that in the first episode.
Mrs V reckoned they wouldn't survive the teeth thing. I thought they wouldn't get past the "shit on my chest" bit.
And yet, so far so good. 
Wtf.
May Kasahara
take me to the feeling
In terms of looks/mannerisms/voice, Mr Shit-on-my-chest is like a weird amalgam of the doomed gay couple from last year. Which is very confusing when he's there to marry a woman.
kalidarkone
Bringing YOU round.....
I fell asleep less then an hour in. 
Voley
🐀
This is now his name, thanks.
Looby
Well-Known Member
God, there’s all sorts of weirdness with Caspar and his family. He clearly fucking hates his sister and they’ve matched him with his sister and her with his BIL.
I would have bailed at the teeth thing, mainly because he decided she’d have a lack of sense of humour if she didn’t find it funny. Twat.
ETA, I’m still watching and the dynamic between the twins is hilarious but I would not want to touch that shitshow.
I would have bailed at the teeth thing, mainly because he decided she’d have a lack of sense of humour if she didn’t find it funny. Twat.
ETA, I’m still watching and the dynamic between the twins is hilarious but I would not want to touch that shitshow.
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Epona
Sonic: 1 Nov 2006 - 8 Jan 2022
The look on excitable woman's mothers face when her telling daughter that her new husband lived in shock horror a caravan didn't have the desired effect, I found unintentionally hilarious - she looked like she'd been kicked.
She's clearly a shit-stirrer and we'll probably see more of this when they do the spend time with families bit later in the series.
Also I spent my early years living in a caravan and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who is snobby about that.
She's clearly a shit-stirrer and we'll probably see more of this when they do the spend time with families bit later in the series.
Also I spent my early years living in a caravan and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who is snobby about that.
Mrs Miggins
There's been a slight cheese accident
I'd be delighted with that caravan in the woods. It looks ace!
kalidarkone
Bringing YOU round.....
I got the impression, once it was clear the bride was delighted with her husbands living arrangements, that her ma was not shit stirring, but happy knowing her daughter would be very excited.
Epona
Sonic: 1 Nov 2006 - 8 Jan 2022
She (the mother) still appeared to be looking down on it at first, which I object to.
Sweet FA
✪ Three rounds Lord, in my .44 ✪
Disclaimer: I've not watched MAFSUK as I was mugged into watching the Aus one that ended up being the worst thing ever.
From a scientific research thread in 2007:
From a scientific research thread in 2007:
A friend of mine's sister is a music journo and was sent to New York a few years ago to interview a really, really famous musician. They got on well and went back to her hotel for a shag. All was going well, he was on top and reaching the vinegars by all accounts. Suddenly he pulls out and gasps something to her about 'REALLY getting it on'. She grunts some sort of acquiescence, whereupon he shuffles up her body and shits all over her tits
Apparently she screamed the place down, leapt out of bed, called him all the names under the sun and kicked him out. The funny thing is that he was all offended, saying that she was "too vanilla for this town" or something as he huffily put his trews on and fucked off.
May Kasahara
take me to the feeling
Mrs Miggins
There's been a slight cheese accident
That Lacey has been on Dress to impress with her mum and sister. I recognised them.
And, it would appear, Fred's Last Resort.
What's the betting she's on this for the "right" reasons.....?
And, it would appear, Fred's Last Resort.
What's the betting she's on this for the "right" reasons.....?
Mrs Miggins
There's been a slight cheese accident
You make a good point!I'd be very surprised to learn there are right reasons for being on this
May Kasahara
take me to the feeling
Aw, Eve and Charlie seem nice 
May Kasahara
take me to the feeling
These two are already making my whole skin try and crawl off my bodyOh God. The bloke who thought he was marrying the sister. Fucking hell.
May Kasahara
take me to the feeling
Lacey's teeth are too white. And Nathan looks like Tim Nice But Dim.
KatyF
Barren of fucks
So much tv to watch at the moment with this starting and it being the last week of Celebs Go Dating! I'm normally a day behind as well. Oh and your mum my dad or whatever it's called started this week. I need to get out more!
I'm one episode in and obviously I'm hooked! I really like the Geordie guy - his place looks fabulous! And I can't wait for what happens with Caspar and his sister. Sorry wife.
I'm one episode in and obviously I'm hooked! I really like the Geordie guy - his place looks fabulous! And I can't wait for what happens with Caspar and his sister. Sorry wife.
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starfish
No dialogue. Just plot.
And going by the adverts for CGD, one of last years MAFSUK contestants is on it.
Looby
Well-Known Member
Why do these men think the altar or speeches is the time to try to be funny with people you don’t know!
Fucking nightmare.
Charlie and Eve do seem nice and relatively ‘normal’.
I was reminded when looking at my insta messages that I’d DM’d Zoe from a couple of years ago to ask where she got her cat sweatshirt.
Fucking nightmare.
Charlie and Eve do seem nice and relatively ‘normal’.
I was reminded when looking at my insta messages that I’d DM’d Zoe from a couple of years ago to ask where she got her cat sweatshirt.
Numbers
an ting!
We're the same being 1 day behind and are fully up to speed with CGD, Race Across The World (final episode tonight) + Celebrity Masterchef (final week next week). Can't wait to finish work today.
