not-bono-ever
meh
I have been away...is he ensconsed in a grace and favour luxury villa in Tavira yet ?
Living off the land 100%
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equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
Not that he's told us we're all jealous of him for being there, no.
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
I heard it through the grapevine that he met a very friendly complete stranger, who built him a hacienda in exchange for an A5 size sketch of 'El pene con queso' and a yarn.
not-bono-ever
meh
he will be back and will ensure this gets to 100 pages. he always comes back, even after a calling out and a ban. he will return, refreshed and bellicose.
...It's Madeleine all over again....send in the dogs!
rekil
to menny cranks
Johnny Vodka
The Abominable Scotsman
This thread needs its star back pronto!
weltweit
Well-Known Member
That may not be possible.
I fear even upgraded laptops don't co-exist well with olive oil !
not-bono-ever
meh
El Stan, your purposeful neglect and stubborn childish refusal to interact in the toilet of the thread that you started, does you no favours at all. You have let down Urban, you have let down Portugal and most importantly, you have let down yourself .
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
not-bono-ever
meh
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not-bono-ever
meh
Just seen this on a lampost in portugal
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
I am never going to Portugal, first Maddie, now Stan. 
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
maddie and stan in a tree k.i.s.s.i.n.g.
ElizabethofYork
Old Crone
I am never going to Portugal, first Maddie, now Stan.
It's obviously extremely dangerous for Brits.
kebabking
Not a Girly Swot, but I like them....
Me, doing more foraging in 2 minutes on the Anglesey coastal path than that soap-dodging sex pest has done on the last month.
They were delicious by the way. I then foraged about a kilo and have brought them back to the gaff to have with some ice cream I harvested from the co-op in Amlwch.
I'm trying to decide if the assembled great ones of U75 would believe that I also foraged a steak...
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Might get a steak off those three bulls put together...
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
I hope he's not died.
#giving100%totheland
#giving100%totheland
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
He can't die halfway through a thread, it's against the law of urban
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
But we'd best rustle up a stand-in if he's popped his clogs
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Maddie?
kebabking
Not a Girly Swot, but I like them....
Any candidates that spring to mind?
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Sadly there are fewer drunken hippy itinerants on urban than ever before, it's not a good time for Stan to go awol
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
I could step in.
Although, I would need to work out how to stick my head up my own arsehole.
kebabking
Not a Girly Swot, but I like them....
Sensible policies for a happier Portugal.
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