Living off the land 100%

[ElizabethofYork]

I suspect he doesn't gut them, so we'll be hearing from him saying "I've just shat meself again so I'm hiking 40km to the nearest town, life is fantastic" any time now.

Just spat me tea over the keyboard!

 

[T & P]

Given that he likes to tell us everything he does in great detail, his "oh yeah I bought the fishing gear the other day and been happily fishing with it" answer when asked where the fish had come from seems to me a tad suspicious, tbh...

 

[Gromit]

Given that he likes to tells us everything he does in great detail, his "oh yeah I bought the fishing gear the other day and been happily fishing with it" answer when asked how he was managing to catch the fish came across as a tad suspicious, tbh...

Did someone ask what he used for bait and he replied his dulcet charms?

 

[Saul Goodman]

Given that he likes to tells us everything he does in great detail, his "oh yeah I bought the fishing gear the other day and been happily fishing with it" answer when asked where the fish had come from seems to me a tad suspicious, tbh...

I'd be more suspicious if he posted something believable.

 

[A380]

Given that he likes to tell us everything he does in great detail, his "oh yeah I bought the fishing gear the other day and been happily fishing with it" answer when asked where the fish had come from seems to me a tad suspicious, tbh...

Are you saying there's something fishy about it?

 

[Pickman's model]

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[Pickman's model]

Given that he likes to tell us everything he does in great detail, his "oh yeah I bought the fishing gear the other day and been happily fishing with it" answer when asked where the fish had come from seems to me a tad suspicious, tbh...

bought it - when he was short on money for beer? fucking *foraged* it, no doubt.

 

[Gromit]

Are you saying there's something fishy about it?

Let's put it this way:
He's a haddock course denier.

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

And there was me thinking he was fishing with his bare hands...

 

[Pickman's model]

And there was me thinking he was fishing with his bare hands...
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[T & P]

Are you saying there's something fishy about it?

I think it could indeed be a load of pollocks.

 

[Saul Goodman]

bought it - when he was short on money for beer? fucking *foraged* it, no doubt.

I think the fishing rod story was just another mendacious chapter from the book of Stanley.

 

[Pickman's model]

I think the fishing rod story was just another mendacious chapter from the book of Stanley.

stan recently

 

[bimble]

All the gorgeous beatiful young fish leap out of the water and fling themselves onto the ground at Stanley's feet because they see what a cool guy he is and how he respects fish.

 

[Pickman's model]

All the gorgeous beatiful young fish leap out of the water and fling themselves onto the ground at Stanley's feet because they see what a cool guy he is and how he respects fish.

that's cos he fishes with dynamite

 

[Saul Goodman]

All the gorgeous beatiful young fish leap out of the water and fling themselves onto the ground at Stanley's feet because they see what a cool guy he is and how he respects fish.

Stanley's wake:

 

[existentialist]

that's cos he fishes with dynamite

No, it's cos he puts his nob in the water.

 

[cupid_stunt]

No, it's cos he puts his nob in the water.

Oh, that's what he meant by saying he had a 'new fishing rod'.

 

[Pickman's model]

Stanley's wake:

Surely at Stan's wake they'll all be on the rotgut

 

[tim]

He's clearly found someone to talk to now. I predict he'll be back shortly telling us about his beautiful young friends he's hanging out with which will be followed by a thread two days later whereby it'll of all gwan tits oop.

"Filthy Macedonians hippies stole my fermenting jars of pigs liver and my EHIC card, and my left boot, and I've got gout"

Or it could all go Charles Mason as the "Stanley Family" wreak their revenge on those who have mocked their Leader.

We're only a Ryan Air flight away and half an hour's sketching will pay for for one of those, if Stan's claims about his takings are to be believed.

 

[Pickman's model]

Or it could all go Charles Mason as the "Stanley Family" wreak their revenge on those who have mocked their Leader.

Only 7bn to chop then before they get to us

 

[JuanTwoThree]

So far Stan has progressed about 240 km in about 30 days, with side trips to Lisbon and bad foot, the shits etc. Let's say that he's been 'walking from North to South' for about 20 of those days, which is 12 km, 7 1/2 miles in the old money, per day, or 3 hours walking at a very leisurely speed.

With about 300 km in front of him:

though a lot more if he hugs the coast, at this rate he's got another 25 days of walking, at least.

Though I may be wrong.

I'm going to say September 20th.

 

[Pickman's model]

So far Stan has progressed about 240 km in about 30 days, with side trips to Lisbon and bad foot, the shits etc. Let's say that he's been 'walking from North to South' for about 20 of those days, which is 12 km, 7 1/2 miles in the old money, per day, or 3 hours walking at a very leisurely speed.

With about 300 km in front of him:

though a lot more if he hugs the coast, at this rate he's got another 25 days of walking, at least.

Though I may be wrong.

I'm going to say September 20th.

I'm going to say never

 

[neonwilderness]

I'm going to say September 20th.

2018?

 

[Pickman's model]

So far Stan has progressed about 240 km in about 30 days, with side trips to Lisbon and bad foot, the shits etc. Let's say that he's been 'walking from North to South' for about 20 of those days, which is 12 km, 7 1/2 miles in the old money, per day, or 3 hours walking at a very leisurely speed.

With about 300 km in front of him:

though a lot more if he hugs the coast, at this rate he's got another 25 days of walking, at least.

Though I may be wrong.

I'm going to say September 20th.

He's not going to walk there, hell he hasn't even walked it all this far. Plus he has an engagement in Madrid so I reckon that he'll go a bit further, moan about his painful ankle/foot and say something along the lines of much as I wanted to walk all this way my body won't have it but I'll take up the challenge again next year or the year after

 

[Pickman's model]

2018?

In the Muslim calendar

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Maybe he's sitting on a perch?

 

[neonwilderness]

Maybe he's shitting on a perch?

 

[Pickman's model]

Like a turd on a wire...

 

[cupid_stunt]

Maybe he's sitting on a perch?

Or nailed to one.