Living off the land 100%

[Pickman's model]

You do realise that you have just given the U75 piss taking suicide cadre more ammunition for a tent/bed based piss taking broaside ?

Braw

 

[friedaweed]

He's clearly found someone to talk to now. I predict he'll be back shortly telling us about his beautiful young friends he's hanging out with which will be followed by a thread two days later whereby it'll of all gwan tits oop.

"Filthy Macedonians hippies stole my fermenting jars of pigs liver and my EHIC card, and my left boot, and I've got gout"

 

[neonwilderness]

To be fair he has never claimed to be an installation artist. Suspect if he was he'd give Tracey Emin a run for her money.

She's just jealous

 

[Gromit]

He's clearly found someone to talk to now. I predict he'll be back shortly telling us about his beautiful young friends he's hanging out with which will be followed by a thread two days later whereby it'll of all gwan tits oop.

"Filthy Macedonians hippies stole my fermenting jars of pigs liver and my EHIC card, and my left boot, and I've got gout"

Gout is so hipster.

 

[Pickman's model]

Gout is so hipster.

Stanley Edwards

 

[Pickman's model]

I cannot do any mock ups, but The mass psychology of trudging is one that is needed

i found it! as you can see it seems to be from a vanity publishers in thailand

 

[not-bono-ever]

Gout is so hipster.

Gout can be cured by drinking a pint of your own fermented piss upon wakening every morning*








* i am not a doctor

 

[not-bono-ever]

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i found it! as you can see it seems to be from a vanity publishers in thailand

wanderer above the sea of fog on the cover. very apt

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[JuanTwoThree]

a homage to Kerouac

Can I say 'nick beets' again?

It is my best work.

 

[not-bono-ever]

In a thread of increasingly weak and abusive puns, yours is still king

 

[not-bono-ever]

a homage to catatonia

 

[existentialist]

In a thread is weak and abusive puns, yours is still king

 

[Pickman's model]

a homage to catatonia

from here to a hernia

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[Pickman's model]

a homage to catatonia

remembrance of times pissed

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

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A proper guffaw came out of me seeing that.....lol

 

[Pickman's model]

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[A380]

A Homage to Catatonia

 

[kebabking]

Christ my fucking cock stinks - Stanley Edwards.

i thought about going for a literary pun, but i decided that good old fashioned rankness would be more appropriate...

 

[cupid_stunt]

Come back Stan.

We need new material to work on.

 

[Pickman's model]

Come back Stan.

We need new material to work on.

on his blog he announces his last mackerel cost him seventy euros

 

[Pickman's model]

Come back Stan.

We need new material to work on.

he reports that herbs can make a big difference to food's flavour too.

 

[equationgirl]

he reports that herbs can make a big difference to food's flavour too.

And hiking costs 10× more than taking the bus.

 

[Artaxerxes]

In fairness...

Eating from the land is nothing new (believe it, or not ). Many thousands of years ago nomadic life was the norm. I am cheating in that respect - much of what I pick is cultivated. There is plenty of wild stuff available, but the offer of picking a red pepper, or leek from a kind person's allotment is too good to refuse.

 

[rekil]

There is something very rewarding about catching your own fish, picking your own fruit, harvesting vegetables with your own hands.

The reward is not getting caught. I assume there's a hefty fine for fishing without the permit he's too tight to pay for.

 

[equationgirl]

I Think it's more rewarding if you grow the food yourself rather than foraging other people's crops and vegetable patches.

But I'm probably just jealous...

 

[Pickman's model]

The reward is not getting caught. I assume there's a hefty fine for fishing without the permit he's too tight to pay for.

 

[Gromit]

The reward is not getting caught. I assume there's a hefty fine for fishing without the permit he's too tight to pay for.

I don't for one minute believe that Stan has the capacity to catch, gut and cook a fish.

 

[Artaxerxes]

I Think it's more rewarding if you grow the food yourself rather than foraging other people's crops and vegetable patches.

But I'm probably just jealous...

Yes but can't expect him to settle down in any one place long enough, thats what losers do.

I don't for one minute believe that Stan has the capacity to catch, gut and cook a fish.

I suspect he doesn't gut them, so we'll be hearing from him saying "I've just shat meself again so I'm hiking 40km to the nearest town, life is fantastic" any time now.