Living off the land 100%

[bimble]

I think it's sweet but kind of ridiculous how the thread's gone all maternal just because he posted whilst hung over and honest, admitting to stinking of olive oil being bored of beet things and having the shits. Soon as he's feeling ok again normal service will resume presumably.

 

[cupid_stunt]

If it can ever be described as 'normal service', but yeah I get your drift.

 

[Idris2002]

I think it's sweet but kind of ridiculous how the thread's gone all maternal just because he posted whilst hung over and honest, admitting to stinking of olive oil being bored of beet things and having the shits. Soon as he's feeling ok again normal service will resume presumably.

All happy families are alike, all unhappy families are unhappy after their own fashion.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

'Stanley Edwards was last seen:Yesterday at 7:01 PM'

The silly cunt should have checked in by now.

I'm about a day's drive away, should I go and find him?
If he says he's in deep shit, I will.

 

[existentialist]

'Stanley Edwards was last seen:Yesterday at 7:01 PM'

The silly cunt should have checked in by now.

I'm about a day's drive away, should I go and find him?
If he says he's in deep shit, I will.

 

[neonwilderness]

If he says he's in deep shit

Literally?

 

[cupid_stunt]

'Stanley Edwards was last seen:Yesterday at 7:01 PM'

The silly cunt should have checked in by now.

I'm about a day's drive away, should I go and find him?
If he says he's in deep shit, I will.

Should be easy enough to find, as long as he's up-wind from you.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

Joking apart? If he makes no contact then I'm not doing anything. If he says he's in trouble what?
420 miles each way

 

[bimble]

JuanTwoThree that's a proper kind offer.
Stanley Edwards is lucky to have this place.

I think he's ok, just trucking along out of phone reception pausing every now and then to relive himself and wipe with leaves 100% off the land.

 

[tim]

'Stanley Edwards was last seen:Yesterday at 7:01 PM'

The silly cunt should have checked in by now.

I'm about a day's drive away, should I go and find him?
If he says he's in deep shit, I will.

His phone is number is on his blog. Try calling him before embarking on International Rescue.

 

[cupid_stunt]

...relive himself and wipe with leaves 100% off the land.

Surely he would have picked-up three seashells from the beach?

 

[existentialist]

Joking apart? If he makes no contact then I'm not doing anything. If he says he's in trouble what?
420 miles each way

That's a long way to take a shit...

 

[bimble]

Just thinking of a couple of moments from the past when if I'd known about this place and had access to the internet i'd probably have sent out a little SOS asking if someone could please come pick me up feed me and let me sleep somewhere safe. I've never been any kind of full time Stanley (and alcohol was never my thing) but did get myself in some crap situations alone in strange places without backup sometimes, largely fuelled by romantic self aggrandising fantasies a lot like his.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Oh, FFS, it was only a couple of days ago he was posting about eating well & 'living it up' in Lisbon, despite his dodgy leg.

Yesterday, he posted he's got the shits, and some people seem to think he's knocking at death's door.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

I think it's sweet but kind of ridiculous how the thread's gone all maternal just because he posted whilst hung over and honest, admitting to stinking of olive oil being bored of beet things and having the shits. Soon as he's feeling ok again normal service will resume presumably.

Every small town has its own town drunk, also known as an "Otis". Stan is our Otis.

 

[bimble]

Oh, FFS, it was only a couple of days ago he was posting about eating & living well in Lisbon, despite his dodgy leg.

Yesterday, he posted he's got the shits, and some people seem to think he's knocking at death's door.

Exactly! Bunch of do-gooding softies. Good for a soft feather bed and a free dinner any day of the week.

 

[bimble]

Every small town has its own town drunk, also known as an "Otis". Stan is our Otis.

Why Otis? Is there a tale that hangs by this thread?

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Why Otis? Is there a tale that hangs by this thread?

Otis Campbell - Wikipedia

 

[Celyn]

Exactly! Bunch of do-gooding softies. Good for a soft feather bed and a free dinner any day of the week.

Oh, I don't think you're completely right there, bimble, if I may say so. I mean, many people are allergic to feathers, so I'd like to think we would take that into consideration when considering Stan's requirements.

 

[bimble]

 

[Pickman's model]

That's a long way to take a shit...

It's a long way to tip a rarey

 

[Celyn]

Surely he would have picked-up three seashells from the beach?

What if that's not possible? What if people have to pay for the seashells? What if the beach is run by that famous woman, you know "she sells sea shells by the sea shore"?

 

[friedaweed]

should I go and find him?
If he says he's in deep shit, I will.

Are you offering to wash his underpants

 

[spanglechick]

It's not maternal. I'm a teacher. I was talking to him as I would a stroppy teenager.

 

[Pickman's model]

'Stanley Edwards was last seen:Yesterday at 7:01 PM'

The silly cunt should have checked in by now.

I'm about a day's drive away, should I go and find him?
If he says he's in deep shit, I will.

If he says he's in deep shit he's taken a wrong turn and fallen in a sewage works

 

[friedaweed]

Does Stan Jog?

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

Well, at least with the chronic shits, he's giving back more than he takes.

Best laugh I've had today...

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

Has he updated his bog? I mean blog?
Only kidding...



I do hope he is ok....maybe he's just sleeping off a hangover...and will get a proper laugh when he sees how we miss him...

 

[weltweit]

Stanley is probably out of contact because:
1) he isn't close to a free wifi
2) he has discovered that his repaired laptop dislikes olive oil
3) see #2

 

[Celyn]

Otis Campbell - Wikipedia

Well, small-town life in the USA sounds fun and interesting:

A common joke on the show was to have Otis see something bizarre or unexpected while he was inebriated that was actually present, but which he would assume to be a drunken hallucination. Once, Sheriff Taylor locked a dynamite-laden goat in a padded jail cell to prevent an explosion

As you do, obviously. Next time I meet a dynamite-laden goat, I'll know what to do about it.

"Hello, Policeman, could you take care of this dynamite-laden goat for me, please? Thank you so much. Bye"