Living off the land 100%

[bubblesmcgrath]

Perhaps it's time to change the title.

Living off the land - 20%
Letting other people buy me stuff - 25%
Sketching/chatting/blogging - 30%
Resting (with a beer) - 25%

.....perhaps..."My Portuguese Pub Crawl".

 

[cupid_stunt]

Stanley Edwards I think you need to drink some more water, if you are only drinking beer you could dehydrate, especially if you are walking a lot in this heat.

The distance between bars are not a lot.

 

[Pickman's model]

.....perhaps..."My Portuguese Pub Crawl".

On the lash in Lisbon
On the piss in Praia da Luz
Cunted in Coimbra
Trollied in Tavira
Etc

 

[Pickman's model]

The distance between bars are not a lot.

He is working on parallel bars

 

[Saul Goodman]

He is working on parallel bars

...In a parallel universe, where "Living off the land 100%" means buying things from a supermarket and making Walter Mitty look legit for the rest of the story?

 

[Pickman's model]

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[kabbes]

The list of stuff that has come for free via the land includes...

Marjoram.
Cabbage.
Some other beet things.
A full seafood and rice meal.
Local red wine.
Beer.
Small black beans.

lolwut

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

My shit this morning was a rather splendid deep purple colour

 

[neonwilderness]

lolwut

It's amazing what you can forage if you look hard enough

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[equationgirl]

Stanley Edwards you're editing what you bought from the supermarket, you bought some prawns for starters. You wrote at length about their lack of ethical and sustainable qualities on your blog.

I'm not sure who you are trying to convince - yourself or us - but you are not living off the land.

If your ankle is sprained, strap it up properly before walking on it, and go easy. Perhaps some stretching exercises before setting off will help, a beer upon waking probably won't.

 

[cupid_stunt]

No updates in the last 24 hours.

Stan, Stan, come on man.

 

[Saul Goodman]

No updates in the last 24 hours.

Stan, Stan, come on man.

Maybe he's been foraged by the cops.

 

[TikkiB]

I recycled onions, red and green peppers, potatoes and more beet things

 

[cupid_stunt]

Perhaps the thread title should be changed to something more honest, any suggestions?

Living in bars 100%

 

[Saul Goodman]

Perhaps the thread title should be changed to something more honest, any suggestions?

Living in bars 100%

Walter Mitty does Portugal?

 

[planetgeli]

Perhaps the thread title should be changed to something more honest, any suggestions?

Living in bars 100%

Those bars still have wifi. Bearing in mind his radio silence (bliss!) perhaps it's,

Living behind bars 100%

 

[Pickman's model]

No updates in the last 24 hours.

Stan, Stan, come on man.

he's gone all madeleine mccann on us

 

[Pickman's model]

Perhaps the thread title should be changed to something more honest, any suggestions?

Living in bars 100%

Living off the land when I can't help it 26%

 

[friedaweed]

Maybe he's got no signal off the beetroot track

 

[Pickman's model]

Maybe he's got no signal off the beetroot track

Maybe the beetroot track has given him the runs

 

[friedaweed]

Maybe the beetroot track has given him the runs

Maybe he's trying to sell a few painting done with his own purple shite

 

[Pickman's model]

Maybe he's trying to sell a few painting done with his own purple shite

Maybe a stannish pollock

 

[Stanley Edwards]

I am getting closer to 100%.

Herring steamed with fried potatoes and onion in a tomato and coriander salsa. I tell you what, I have never tasted food this good. Hungry as fuck. Shattered. Need to sort out a bed. I have reached Nazare to see the One of the World's biggest waves. Almost didn't make it. Went through almighty alcohol withdrawal (bad me). Could hardly sketch. Had just a few Cents. Then, within 10 minutes of sketching some very kind person offered to buy me a beer. I am now a solvent, and very content alcoholic once again. Nazare is much more interesting than the tourist hell you might expect. More tomorrow. I am totally fucking fucked.



Herring 80 Cents. Lemon recycled from the market. Garlic carrying with me with the oil and chilies. Potatoes, onions, coriander and tomatoes HARVESTED

 

[Fez909]

I am getting closer to 100%.

If you accidentally ate a fly while 'hiking' between two supermarkets, your % would skyrocket.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Herrring.

What land are you living off ? Jutland?

 

[Fez909]

Herrring.

What land are you living off ? Jutland?

First line of the Wikipedia article on Herring:

Herring are forage fish, mostly belonging to the family Clupeidae.

I think young stanley might be trolling.

 

[Saul Goodman]

I think young stanley might be trolling.

Did he forage a trawler?

 

[Fez909]

Did he forage a trawler?

trawling is against the FAQ.

Ban him

 

[Saul Goodman]

Living on the Lash 100%