keybored
Well done. You remember cat good.
One day there will be a book about Stanley going fishing.
This cover works better.
Living off the land 100%
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This cover works better.
keybored
Well done. You remember cat good.
Buy a carton of the cheapest fags on offer, then stick a pin through each packet (around the level where the filters would be) a few hundred times.
friedaweed
Me and me girl named Jane
The cost of a Zumba lesson for Stan
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Starry Wisdom
c4uCerveza &Mary Janea bottle of jack
Can't think about breakfast yet. Just having a bottle of beer before walking. This is a bit of a long stretch. May take me Three days to get to Nazare (if that is where I decide to go. Could get a diversion distraction.)
I shall be a harvesting and a foraging. What I find shall dictate my choice of menu.
not-bono-ever
meh
The tide is out in an hour Stan, there will be rich marine pickings in the littoral zone for a freebooting hip young gunslinger like yourself
Sweet FA
✪ Three rounds Lord, in my .44 ✪
not-bono-ever
meh
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Starry Wisdom
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
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Starry Wisdom
it's likely to be the only thing he gets in the sack during his perambulation.
not-bono-ever
meh
your particular field of *harvesting* is best done when the people who actually grow the stuff and their mangy curs are having an afternoons kip.
Few of the toilets in bars here have locks. My shit this morning was a rather splendid deep purple colour
I seem to have picked up an ankle strain. It walks off very easily, but I think it needs a couple of days rest. This could be a very slow, Five day hike, but my cash is low. Other than beer, I'm not actually spending much. That is a lot of beer!
I seem to have picked up an ankle strain. It walks off very easily, but I think it needs a couple of days rest. This could be a very slow, Five day hike, but my cash is low. Other than beer, I'm not actually spending much. That is a lot of beer!
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Starry Wisdom
wot no photo?Few of the toilets in bars here have locks. My shit this morning was a rather splendid deep purple colour
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or have gone to town.
friedaweed
Me and me girl named Jane
Few of the toilets in bars here have locks. My shit this morning was a rather splendid deep purple colour
I seem to have picked up an ankle strain.
That'll be the dancing you did with those old dears last night. You should streatch a bit beforehand next time mate
Few of the toilets in bars here have locks. My shit this morning was a rather splendid deep purple colour
I seem to have picked up an ankle strain. It walks off very easily, but I think it needs a couple of days rest. This could be a very slow, Five day hike, but my cash is low. Other than beer, I'm not actually spending much. That is a lot of beer!
What kind of beer? If lager, how are you keeping it cool?
I've managed to walk about 100 Meters to the next bar.
One thing I really enjoy about Portugal is all the places in the suburbs and villages where you can take a drink. Every street has it's own bar. Often this is just the front room, or garage of a house. They also offer vegetables from their allotments. You can buy a chilled beer for less than the price on supermarket shelves - obviously not run for profit. They're just locals social clubs, but I have always been made to feel welcome, and almost always found a local who speaks English for translation. I tell them what I am doing, and they offer me a handful of vegetables. Just 60 Centimos for a cerveja fresco. Portuguese pronunciation is a nightmare. I can fool myself into thinking I understand what I read, but listening/speaking - not a fucking chance. There seems to be 10 different ways of pronouncing 'j', or 'c'. The shop doors have the word 'puxe' on them. This is pronounced almost like 'push' in English. It actually means 'pull'. Gets me every time that one.
One thing I really enjoy about Portugal is all the places in the suburbs and villages where you can take a drink. Every street has it's own bar. Often this is just the front room, or garage of a house. They also offer vegetables from their allotments. You can buy a chilled beer for less than the price on supermarket shelves - obviously not run for profit. They're just locals social clubs, but I have always been made to feel welcome, and almost always found a local who speaks English for translation. I tell them what I am doing, and they offer me a handful of vegetables. Just 60 Centimos for a cerveja fresco. Portuguese pronunciation is a nightmare. I can fool myself into thinking I understand what I read, but listening/speaking - not a fucking chance. There seems to be 10 different ways of pronouncing 'j', or 'c'. The shop doors have the word 'puxe' on them. This is pronounced almost like 'push' in English. It actually means 'pull'. Gets me every time that one.
That'll be the dancing you did with those old dears last night. You should streatch a bit beforehand next time mate
That could so easily be me in 5 years time, if I'm lucky
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have a drink to celebrate
When it is on offer, I prefer Sagres Bohemia. German style pilsner. More often, it is still Super Bock. They seem to have a marketing strategy design to kill all opposition.
--/ Bottles are stuffed into the centre of my rolled up sleeping back. Usually fresh for 2 hours, or so. But, as mentioned previously, little bars are everywhere. No need to carry extra weight.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
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Starry Wisdom
not-bono-ever
meh
"Living off the land 100%"
This thread title makes me physically sick every time I see it . Why do we accept the continued propagation of evident falsehoods ?
This thread title makes me physically sick every time I see it . Why do we accept the continued propagation of evident falsehoods ?
friedaweed
Me and me girl named Jane
