Living off the land 100%

[clicker]

Thanks they look easy enough to spot

 

[Stanley Edwards]

L & M Blue I reckon. Many Tobacconists will sell silk cut but more expensive than you will get them at the airport.

L&M are more like Embassy. I generally smoke rolling tobacco, but I guess L&M is as close as you get to Silk Cut - they will taste a little unpleasant to a regular Silk Cut smoker, because all other brands taste different to what you are used to. If I was buying for a Silk Cut smoker, I would only buy them Silk Cut.

 

[Stanley Edwards]

Just for fun: Shut Up and Dance.





10 minute sketch with a large permanent marker. Left it with the dance instructor as a gift. I noticed he was sponsored by some herbal health company. I should find myself a sponsor for being a heavy drinking, smoking and toking, thieving, out spoken, ignorant cunt

I'm thinking Audi.

This place is not for me. Total arse of a money drain. I am moving slowly south.

 

[Pickman's model]

Just for fun: Shut Up and Dance.

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10 minute sketch with a large permanent marker. Left it with the dance instructor as a gift. I noticed he was sponsored by some herbal health company. I should find myself a sponsor for being a heavy drinking, smoking and toking, thieving, out spoken, ignorant cunt

I'm thinking Audi.

This place is not for me. Total arse of a money drain. I am moving slowly south.

 

[Stanley Edwards]

I'm a bit more creative than Status Quo.

I think.

I have actually been offered a job sketching around Paris. Very nice money, but it involved being instructed by a creative director and being filmed all the time. No fun in that. I'd sooner rob the land for my food and live poor.

L. S. Lowry is an artist I appreciate mind. Appreciated on many levels. Undoubtedly influenced my way of seeing.

 

[T & P]

Stanley Edwards I am going to Majorca next week and I have been asked to bring back cigarettes for a friend .... they smoke silk Cut silver in England which are basically really,really mild ...not menthol . Any idea what a Spanish equivalent brand would be?

Fortuna is a Spanish brand (I think). I reckon they do a light version. Not sure how mild it'll be though.

Go to an estanco (official government licenced tobacco sellers). Cheapest prices and widest range. And in Mallorca, all but guaranteed they'll speak English so you can ask.

 

[friedaweed]

I bet he cops off tonight

 

[UnderOpenSky]

Crabs But, no seaweed

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No seaweed, but I harvested beetroot. Chopped the leaves off initially, then decided to Google to see if I can eat them.

This will be the last of my gas, so I need to find a new canister before I hike onwards.

I am going to fry garlic and chilies in olive oil. Chop the beetroot and fry a little before adding water, lime juice and all the lovely, fresh picked coriander (it is very popular here - used in almost everything). Then drop the crabs into the pot and leave to simmer gently until the gas runs out.

I am becoming very aware that I am lacking in carbohydrates. My skin is drying to fuck! I may allow myself to buy a bag of pasta to add to these 'all in One pot' meals. Or, I could try making some sort of simple pasta myself?

You can eat the stems and leaves of beet, but it's best done when fresh.

 

[Pickman's model]

I bet he cops off tonight

How much might you wager?

 

[Saul Goodman]

L. S. Lowry is an artist I appreciate mind. Appreciated on many levels. Undoubtedly influenced my way of seeing.

I think it's a bit much comparing yourself to Lowry

Although:

 

[tim]

Ignore my warnings at your own peril.

He's going to hex you Pickman's model, but he's going to have his tea first.

 

[Corax]

I bet he claims he cops off tonight

FIFY

 

[Stanley Edwards]

Jesus fucking wept! The light. The Med' can be very special, but this is unbelievable. The most gorgeous light spilling over everything.

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I would never compare myself to Lowry. Simply stating that I have a great deal of appreciation for his work, life and everything. Respect him, and undoubtedly learned much from his work. If he was alive today, I would probably bother and irritate him.

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THE FUCKING LIGHT!!!

 

[planetgeli]

If he was alive today, I would probably bother and irritate him.

OPEN-GOAL-MUST-RESIST

 

[Stanley Edwards]

FIFY

Well, hey. You know what?

For an older, ugly bastard I enjoy much female company. This evening though, I am just into myself - my own company, my own space, my own mind. There used to be days when my sole mission on a night out was to end up in bed with a girl rather than end up in hospital after a fight. Life as a teenager in provincial England!

You should know better than to ask

 

[Corax]

I've been in about two fights in my whole life, so - erm...

Not sure I asked anything, either. Other than that, crack on!

 

[Pickman's model]

I've been in about two fights in my whole life, so - erm...

Not sure I asked anything, either. Other than that, crack on!

Have you ever ended up in hospital after a fight?

 

[Stanley Edwards]

I've been in about two fights in my whole life, so - erm...

Not sure I asked anything, either. Other than that, crack on!

I exaggerated a little. Or, perhaps exasperated?

We need the word smiths back here. The thread was very educational for a while. Some posters actually seemed to be very erudite.

 

[Stanley Edwards]

Have you ever ended up in hospital after a fight?

No. I woke in hospital with some fucker trying to put a needle in my eyebrow. That is when the fighting started. No idea at all what happened before that.

 

[Corax]

Have you ever ended up in hospital after a fight?

Nope.

Never tried picking up girls (underage or otherwise) on a night out either, let alone succeeded.

Nor have I lived as a teenager in 'provincial England'.

Frankly, I'm at a loss as to which bit I'm supposed to be relating to.

 

[Pickman's model]

No. I woke in hospital with some fucker trying to put a needle in my eyebrow. That is when the fighting started. No idea at all what happened before that.

2 pints is my bet

 

[Stanley Edwards]

This thread is going a little soporific.

I'm going to take a small lie down before coming back.

 

[Corax]

I exaggerated a little. Or, perhaps exasperated?

We need the word smiths back here. The thread was very educational for a while. Some posters actually seemed to be very erudite.

Yeah... best stick to your doodling and leave words to the literate. x

 

[Stanley Edwards]

Nope.

Never tried picking up girls (underage or otherwise) on a night out either, let alone succeeded.

Nor have I lived as a teenager in 'provincial England'.

Frankly, I'm at a loss as to which bit I'm supposed to be relating to.

Ask ME first!

 

[Corax]

This thread is going a little soporific.

I'm going to take a small lie down before coming back.

This is so clumsy it's painful Stanley. Don't hit Alt-T-L-T when pissed chap, it does you no favours.

 

[Stanley Edwards]

Yeah... best stick to your doodling and leave words to the literate. x

 

[tim]

Jesus fucking wept! The light. The Med' can be very special, but this is unbelievable. The most gorgeous...


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THE FUCKING LIGHT!!!

.
STAN STAN WHY PERSECUTETH THOU ME? It is hard for thee to kick against the pricks

 

[Stanley Edwards]

This is so clumsy it's painful Stanley. Don't hit Alt-T-L-T when pissed chap, it does you no favours.

Yes. I am going to lay down somewhere for a while. Thank you

 

[Casually Red]

I bet the cops tell him to fuck off tonight

Ftfy

 

[Stanley Edwards]

Whilst I was eating crab, I was thinking about our very good friend (well, he has been one of the best friends I have known).



The guy is a fucking star as far as I am concerned. I know not everyone will agree, but like my good self, loved and hated here, we really don't give a shit about anonymous names when we have total fucking love, and support in the real place

Good fucking song. That much cannot be denied.