Laurence Fox. The twat.
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JimW
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Voley's dad was always generous with his lines.
spitfire
Walty McWaltface
Dystopiary
putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon
In LF's mind, for any carnival to be "genuinely inclusive" it must involve him having a stint of talking shite on his soapbox, otherwise that's prejudice that is.
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
It should be held in Oxford with the smouldering remnants of Laurence found in the middle of a bonfire of rainbow flags just before the first commercial break. At the halfway point Father Calvin, whilst blessing the carnival goers, should be ripped limb from limb a rabid pack of farage hounds.
Inspector Luther will do the investigating.
scalyboy
They’re taking the piss now
'As the laughter turns to tears
Half an hour can seem like years
Yearning for his dealer's call
Imagine, gentle peoples, one and all
How dull and drearsome be his fate
'twixt porn and chang our 'Lozza' waits
Alone, with but a wank to ease the pain
'twould take a very heart of stone not to laugh like a drain at the entitled twat'
(sorry, I lost the scansion in that last line - much as 'Lozza' loses his shit when he does his last line and his dealer's gone to bed)
Half an hour can seem like years
Yearning for his dealer's call
Imagine, gentle peoples, one and all
How dull and drearsome be his fate
'twixt porn and chang our 'Lozza' waits
Alone, with but a wank to ease the pain
'twould take a very heart of stone not to laugh like a drain at the entitled twat'
(sorry, I lost the scansion in that last line - much as 'Lozza' loses his shit when he does his last line and his dealer's gone to bed)
stoatie
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The funniest part of all this is that with his very deliberate dialling back on the racism (presumably because he's scared of getting nicked), he's alienated half his fans on Twitter who are now giving him tons of shit for not being racist enough. That's the trouble with going fash for cash- once you've done it, if it turns out it wasn't quite the investment you thought it was you can't really go back without creating a whole new set of enemies.
nino_savatte
No pasaran!
There's already been a Great British Carnival, but one suspects that it was too "woke" for wor Looza.
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Voley
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If this festival thing of his gets off the ground, that could replace the "Hash for cash" shout you used to hear at festivals back in the day.
pesh
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LeytonCatLady
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maomao
普費斯
He literally says 'there aren't enough people awake yet'. Woke twat.
Yossarian
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Does this make his best mate an immigrant, or a refugee?
LeytonCatLady
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"Expat if you don't mind!"
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Lozza would. He must be running quite short on BFFs now.If Calvin hadn't announced his depature, would any one have noticed
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
looza not lozza
LeytonCatLady
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Boo Radley75
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The kind of people who want this sort of thing won't want POC there. Except the odd token like Zuby or Calvin or that Iranian guy.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Because, wherever he goes, his problems always seem to be there waiting for him?
LeytonCatLady
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That's right, he can move house every 6 months if he wants but he can't run away from himself.Because, wherever he goes, his problems always seem to be there waiting for him?
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