Laurence Fox. The twat.

[Orang Utan]

What a cowardly piece of shit Fox is. Hope that guy sees the photo and lamps the cunt.

Or spits on him

 

[klang]

He is a EX-crap actor.

I don't want to be pedantic, but you should say crap ex-actor, otherwise it sounds like he used to be crap but isn't any more.

he's also a crap ex.

 

[Pickman's model]

he's also a crap ex.

he's just crap

 

[two sheds]

a great turd of a thespian

a great turd of an ex-thespian

 

[Pickman's model]

a great turd of an ex-thespian

A thexpian

 

[DaveCinzano]

Acting - parenting - political leadership

Is there no start to this man's talents?

 

[Serge Forward]

If he had the leading role in a particular classic Shakespeare drama, they'd have to rename it Richard the Turd.

 

[Pickman's model]

If he had the leading role in a particular classic Shakespeare drama, they'd have to rename it Richard the Turd.

The messy whines of Windsor

 

[DaveCinzano]

a great turd of an ex-thespian

Every casting director's turd choice for a role

 

[Pickman's model]

If he had the leading role in a particular classic Shakespeare drama, they'd have to rename it Richard the Turd.

Tight arse of athens

 

[tim]

Moaneo sans Juliet

 

[scalyboy]

'Tis Pity He's A Cunt
(not Shakespeare I know, but it amused me anyway. I'm easily amused)


or: All's Well That Ends Well (Billie Got Custody and I Got Fuck All)

 

[scalyboy]

Laurence Fox: Much Ado About Nothing

 

[DaveCinzano]

Looking forward to that awkward phonecall from his agent telling him the only work available is as Widow Twankey in a community theatre group panto - preferably put on at a library

 

[scalyboy]

A Midsummer Night's Coke Deal

Looking forward to that awkward phonecall from his agent telling him the only work available is as Widow Twankey in a community theatre group panto - preferably put on at a library

Widow Wankey

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Soused Twat

 

[starfish]

What a complete & utter Coriolanus.

 

[scalyboy]

Lozza's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That strutted and fretted his hour upon the stage,
And then was heard no more. His is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

 

[Elpenor]

Referring back to his Harrow days - School for Scandal

 

[andysays]

Surprised no one has suggested King Leer yet

 

[Orang Utan]

Corial Anus

 

[Orang Utan]

What a complete & utter Coriolanus.

Damn!

 

[Yossarian]

Crackbeth

 

[WouldBe]

Can't wait for him to be able to play Yorik.

 

[Orang Utan]

there are plenty of quotes about Malvolio in Twelfth Night that would apply to him, the “niggardly rascally sheep-biter”, who is “sick of self-love”

 

[existentialist]

Looking forward to that awkward phonecall from his agent telling him the only work available is as Widow Twankey in a community theatre group panto - preferably put on at a library

With an entire cast of drag queens alongside his.

 

[maomao]

He's definitely a Richard III.

 

[DaveCinzano]

He treats every day like he has a lead role in The Twattish Play

 

[Pickman's model]

there are plenty of quotes about Malvolio in Twelfth Night that would apply to him, the “niggardly rascally sheep-biter”, who is “sick of self-love”

It's one of the things he never seems to get sick of

 

[Pickman's model]

Laurence Fox: Much Ado About Nothing

Given what nothing in that context means that is perhaps particularly apt