Laurence Fox. The twat.

[Calamity1971]

That's quite alright - my head is now full of images like Clint Eastwood, chewing a cigar, astride a gerbil. Or trooping the colour, but with gerbils.

Two gerbils for sister Sarah !
War Gerbil.

 

[krtek a houby]

A Man Called Gerbil

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

That's quite alright - my head is now full of images like Clint Eastwood, chewing a cigar, astride a gerbil. Or trooping the colour, but with gerbils.

All you need now is a Scooby snack of some cheese and you're in for the most vivid dreams.

 

[krtek a houby]

All you need now is a Scooby snack of some cheese and you're in for the most vivid dreams.

Alas, my soy cheese does not lend itself to gerbil fantasies

 

[Calamity1971]

Imagine towing a gerbil box on your car !

 

[Calamity1971]

Alas, my soy cheese does not lend itself to gerbil fantasies

Yes, cheddarton faux cheese is a disappointment in the crazy dreams department, but it does give good smugness
ETA. Talking of vegan cheese on loozers thread is quite apt.

 

[krtek a houby]

Yes, cheddarton faux cheese is a disappointment in the crazy dreams department, but it does give good smugness
ETA. Talking of vegan cheese on loozers thread is quite apt.

It's mostly an allergy thing. Just as happy to eat tasty morsel of horse.

Or gerbil

 

[pesh]

probably wouldn’t get much of a wobble off gerbil tranquillisers either

 

[Yossarian]

And I looked, and behold, a pale gerbil! And its rider’s name was Death, and Hades followed him. And they were given authority over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by wild beasts of the earth.

 

[Yossarian]

Hard to imagine Neil Young playing with Crazy Gerbil

 

[krtek a houby]

That Patti Smith song would be vastly improved

 

[Calamity1971]

The osmonds would've gone up in my estimations with crazy gerbils.

 

[ouirdeaux]

Bet it never happens anywhere else too.

Why would you think that?

 

[Pickman's model]

That's quite alright - my head is now full of images like Clint Eastwood, chewing a cigar, astride a gerbil. Or trooping the colour, but with gerbils.

Fistful of gerbils
The outlaw gerbil Wales

 

[tim]

Go on; make my gerbil!

 

[tim]

The osmonds would've gone up in my estimations with crazy gerbils.

I'm a longhaired gerbil from Liverpool.

 

[JimW]

Three-colour-glaze ware gerbil, Tang dynasty, c.630, from the tomb of a prefectural circuit magistrate, Henan.

 

[Pickman's model]

Djerbil unchained

 

[tim]

Our Gerbil who art in Hamster, Guinea Pig be thy name.

 

[Pickman's model]

The wrath of gerbil

 

[Elpenor]

Gerbil Cisse

 

[krtek a houby]

Dances With Gerbils

 

[Pickman's model]

Dances With Gerbils

The gerbil whisperer

 

[cupid_stunt]

The bastard!

 

[keybored]

Emily Davison would still be alive if she ran in front of a gerbil.

I dunno, she'd be 151...

 

[nogojones]

weirdly I was suppoed to go up to what you would call a high street and sort it myself. 8 years old. And be laughed at it with flies buzzing round for weeks.

You've a proper rash on your hand, after about a year and a half you get taken to the chemist.

Your playing football, get a small piece of glass stuck in your knee. No one cares .

2 years later the glass is still in your knee and you require and operation.

Boys I could write a book that nobody wants.

This is nothing of it. Honest.

You know, it's probably a good idea to talk this through with a professional. This shit is still sticking with you and you seem to be struggling in other ways. I've seen you post about how you want change fairly recently and only you can start that change. Maybe have a word with your GP to see if they can refer you on to a specialised service.

 

[Humberto]

You know, it's probably a good idea to talk this through with a professional. This shit is still sticking with you and you seem to be struggling in other ways. I've seen you post about how you want change fairly recently and only you can start that change. Maybe have a word with your GP to see if they can refer you on to a specialised service.

Thanks you might be right.

You know what it is, since I'm acting all messed up, I feel like I'm being watched, recorded and this place is in on it. And like I'm constantly being referred to, positive and negative.

So it gets on top of me and I act out a bit.

I know it sounds vain and I'm not a prolific poster but it kind of stresses me and like say the pope, or Biden or whatever are expecting something from me.

That's like a small part of it, and realise it's unlikely but thought I might get one knocked down by saying.

Why do I say this, dunno, thought a collective 'don't be silly' response might give me a nudge in the right direction.

 

[Humberto]

So if I can ask, it's not true is it? I'm as anonymous as the next poster?

 

[ElizabethofYork]

So if I can ask, it's not true is it? I'm as anonymous as the next poster?

Completely anonymous!
Sorry to hear you're having stressful thoughts. That sounds really horrible.

 

[Rob Ray]

I feel like I'm being watched, recorded and this place is in on it. And like I'm constantly being referred to, positive and negative.

Aye it's a don't be silly. Personally I've no idea who you are other than a name next to some text, and beyond the same general sense of wanting the best for folks as I'd extend to anyone, don't have any opinion on you.