Laurence Fox. The twat.
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krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
Do you mean the 1940's serial or the actual comics?
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
I suspect that he'd be very likely to step on his own dick. Going by his writing style, he doesn't look like someone with a care for the finer use of language. He's probably as clodhopping and inept as he is as an actor, martyr, parent, and activist.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
I was TRYING to forget, dammit!
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
Wokey, wokey, wokey, wokey, wokey, wokey, wokey Twatman!
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steveo87
22/11/2022 - got a maths joke.
Yeah, sorry about that.
LeytonCatLady
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DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
He certainly has a Fraggle ego.
WouldBe
Dislicksick
Not sure LF would even get an audition to be a Muppet.
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
He didn’t say he’d landed the role of Kermit, he said he was “in the running” to be “in the Muppet Movie”.Not sure LF would even get an audition to be a Muppet.
scifisam
feck! arse! girls! drink!
Definitely not. "He and Laurence" is the subject here, and although occasionally two items can be treated as one item (like in the sentence I just used, or "fish and chips is my favourite takeaway"), that's only when they are essentially a compound noun, but this is a straightforward plural. The "one person" part of the sentence is a modifying phrase, not a subject noun.
Raheem
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One of them is both the same.
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
Are you calling him a duck?
Raheem
Well-Known Member
I'm sure he's got someone who's promised to take care of his bill.
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
Well he’s up in front of the beak.
Raheem
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Open and shut, eider thought.
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
He’ll be going down.
Raheem
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À l'orange, Rodney. À l'orange.
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
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andysays
Love and solidarity
steveo87
22/11/2022 - got a maths joke.
BBC News - Barrister fined after doing Nazi salute in court
Lozza's new barrister Looks a bit sus...
Barrister fined after doing Nazi salute in court
A practising barrister is reprimanded for the "seriously offensive and discreditable" conduct.
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Lozza's new barrister Looks a bit sus...
scalyboy
They’re taking the piss now
Won’t link to the Fail, but there are some Lozza-tastic quotes in their coverage of the court case:
“Fox denied that his brother-in-law actor Richard Ayoade was 'furious' with him about the Question Time comments…
'I phoned Richard and said to him this is horrible can you say something and he said 'It's a twitter storm ignore it and it will go away.'”
[surely this should read: 'I phoned Richard and he said 'go away.'”]
“Ms Skinner suggested that it was comments on Question Time that destroyed his career, not the tweets by Thorp, Blake and Seymour…
'No I did have some offers of work, I was immediately offered Gogglebox again, I'd done quite well on Gogglebox’”
“'Despite what I say I am quite shy out on the street. Being too anxious to go out and get a pint of milk, that's pretty devastating’”
“Asked if he was a progressive or a Conservative Fox said: 'I thought I was a bit of a progressive but it turns out I'm Hitler to be honest.'”
- out of the mouths of toffs n twats?
“Fox denied that his brother-in-law actor Richard Ayoade was 'furious' with him about the Question Time comments…
'I phoned Richard and said to him this is horrible can you say something and he said 'It's a twitter storm ignore it and it will go away.'”
[surely this should read: 'I phoned Richard and he said 'go away.'”]
“Ms Skinner suggested that it was comments on Question Time that destroyed his career, not the tweets by Thorp, Blake and Seymour…
'No I did have some offers of work, I was immediately offered Gogglebox again, I'd done quite well on Gogglebox’”
“'Despite what I say I am quite shy out on the street. Being too anxious to go out and get a pint of milk, that's pretty devastating’”
“Asked if he was a progressive or a Conservative Fox said: 'I thought I was a bit of a progressive but it turns out I'm Hitler to be honest.'”
- out of the mouths of toffs n twats?
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