Laurence Fox. The twat.

[PR1Berske]

"Pub emptying weirdo" is brilliant.

 

[Dystopiary]

Very much so. Only real difference is Linehan exclusively demeans and harasses trans people, whereas Fox hates everybody.

He's expanded into racism lately too.

The Graham Linehan Shitshow

 

[LeytonCatLady]

He's expanded into racism lately too.

The Graham Linehan Shitshow

What a prick. I know the phrase "white privilege" gets a lot of people defensive, but this equality-is-oppression attitude is a classic example of that!

Anyway, back to snarking on Looza.

 

[Dystopiary]

What a prick. I know the phrase "white privilege" gets a lot of people defensive, but this equality-is-oppression attitude is a classic example of that!

Anyway, back to snarking on Looza.

Good idea.



Er... they're all twats? Too easy.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Good idea.

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Er... they're all twats? Too easy.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Good idea.

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Er... they're all twats? Too easy.

Are they all a bunch of wokey cancellors who've told him to fuck off?

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Are they all a bunch of wokey cancellors who've told him to fuck off?

Cancellor of the Exchequer. Senior officer in charge of his Crypto funds and shuts down his account when he violates their Ts and Cs.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

By the way guys, the agency have asked me to work next week to cover someone's holiday, so don't be alarmed if you don't see me baiting him on Twitter as much. Should be back to business the week after, once I've rescheduled Lilith's vet appointment.

 

[steeplejack]

To be a good controversialist / contrarian you have to be at least a bit clever, and interesting, and have some talent to react to events.

Lawrence is none of these things, unfortunately for him, and in a typically on-brand way is shit at being a controversialist, just as he was a shit actor and a thoroughly shit musician. I'm not even going to dignify his cosplay as a politician by ranking it "shit".

He'd like to think of himself as the cooling reproductive effluent of an ill advised drunken fumble between Farage and the late Hitchens, but can't react to events, has less common touch than Matt Hancock, and has only a dog eared and tragic pack of top trumps online wind ups, which everyone else is fed up playing. After all when the government is railing against "woke" culture, whatever that is, why do we need this fifth rate shop window dummy to parrot a slightly edgier version of government messaging?

I'm not sure why his wealthy hedge fund backer is propping up this charade. I mean, it's not like he's ever going to, dare I say it "Reclaim" any of his investment. I put it down to a fundamental lack of creativity. If he were to load all that money into a skip and video himself setting it on fire whilst emitting a whining noise, it would, like the K Foundation's burning of a million quid, be in all the contemporary cuture books for decades to come as a challenging piece of nihilistic end-times performance art. Instead he gets to go down as a reactionary bigot backing a three legged horse that's bound for the knacker's yard.

Lawrence is clearly not very well, friendless, unhappy, living an empty online life, estranged from his family, with only paid for clicks and likes and a handful of trolls for company. The hateful bigoted shite he spews out douses any tinge of human sympathy, instead just provoking a greasy contemptous wipe of him from the whiteboard of contemporary life.

Like athlete's foot and infected follicles he's best ignored. What a tragic fuckwit, and what a waste of many gold-plated opportunities to do something worthwhile with a life.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

To be a good controversialist / contrarian you have to be at least a bit clever, and interesting, and have some talent to react to events.

Lawrence is none of these things, unfortunately for him, and in a typically on-brand way is shit at being a controversialist, just as he was a shit actor and a thoroughly shit musician. I'm not even going to dignify his cosplay as a politician by ranking it "shit".

He'd like to think of himself as the cooling reproductive effluent of an ill advised drunken fumble between Farage and the late Hitchens, but can't react to events, has less common touch than Matt Hancock, and has only a dog eared and tragic pack of top trumps online wind ups, which everyone else is fed up playing. After all when the government is railing against "woke" culture, whatever that is, why do we need this fifth rate shop window dummy to parrot a slightly edgier version of government messaging?

I'm not sure why his wealthy hedge fund backer is propping up this charade. I mean, it's not like he's ever going to, dare I say it "Reclaim" any of his investment. I put it down to a fundamental lack of creativity. If he were to load all that money into a skip and video himself setting it on fire whilst emitting a whining noise, it would, like the K Foundation's burning of a million quid, be in all the contemporary cuture books for decades to come as a challenging piece of nihilistic end-times performance art. Instead he gets to go down as a reactionary bigot backing a three legged horse that's bound for the knacker's yard.

Lawrence is clearly not very well, friendless, unhappy, living an empty online life, estranged from his family, with only paid for clicks and likes and a handful of trolls for company. The hateful bigoted shite he spews out douses any tinge of human sympathy, instead just provoking a greasy contemptous wipe of him from the whiteboard of contemporary life.

Like athlete's foot and infected follicles he's best ignored. What a tragic fuckwit, and what a waste of many gold-plated opportunities to do something worthwhile with a life.

You summed it up extremely well.

 

[fucthest8]

Lawrence is clearly not very well, friendless, unhappy, living an empty online life, estranged from his family, with only paid for clicks and likes and a handful of trolls for company. The hateful bigoted shite he spews out douses any tinge of human sympathy, instead just provoking a greasy contemptous wipe of him from the whiteboard of contemporary life.

Poetry.

 

[izz]

I've 'like'd this but really we need an applause reaction. You should get a medal for (Loozer) Fox baiting

 

[jeff_leigh]

I was a member of the Fireball Club! I was sent a plastic medallion, a membership card and a code word.

What was the Code Word ?

 

[two sheds]

This is the question that I'm sure came to all of us reading it

 

[LeytonCatLady]

 

[danny la rouge]

What was the Code Word ?

I can’t remember what I did this afternoon, never mind that!

 

[two sheds]

We wanted to know the code word

 

[Kaka Tim]

We wanted to know the code word

If was in warlord it was probably "banzai!" or "gott in himmel!"

 

[two sheds]

You were a member too, come on just admit it

 

[phildwyer]

I can’t remember what I did this afternoon

You were mostly posting nonsense on here iirc.

 

[two sheds]

.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

You were mostly posting nonsense on here iirc.

 

[DaveCinzano]

If was in warlord it was probably "banzai!" or "gott in himmel!"

It wasn't, it was in Bullet.

 

[krtek a houby]

A step ladder and a pair of scissors. Is he giving free hair cuts?

 

[two sheds]

Offensive weapon that

 

[Nine Bob Note]

A step ladder and a pair of scissors. Is he giving free hair cuts?

He's gonna take down the early xmas lights

 

[Yossarian]

I wonder if his kids like the step ladder more than their real ladder

 

[moochedit]

Offensive weapon that

Please let him be arrested

 

[moochedit]

He's gonna take down the early xmas lights

You mean he is 'barleymow?

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Please let him be arrested

Quite a few people have tagged the Met into their replies. Be interesting to see if they do anything.