Laurence Fox. The twat.

[two sheds]

"It's a known scam for people who've been caught downloading donkey porn, Laurence."


eta: I forgot the donkeys

 

[LeytonCatLady]

 

[prunus]

Please, please, please, let him lose a fuckload of money

“We were told that crypto is safe”

 

[Elpenor]

Keep thinking this thread should be titled Laurence Twat. The twat.

 

[Storm Fox]

“We were told that crypto is safe”

Looking at the Coinbase support page, it seems that Looza is doing a 'How to say I'm up to something dodgy without saying I'm up to something dodgy.'

 

[PR1Berske]

"We were told crypto is safe" is a real mark of a beast isn't it. "We had been assured that the East India Company couldn't possibly fail."

 

[gosub]

A lot of USD stuff tied to SVB so is unraveling a bit (manageably so at present). Looks like they've given him at least 40days to sort something..should be doable .

 

[andysays]

"We were told crypto is safe" is a real mark of a beast isn't it. "We had been assured that the East India Company couldn't possibly fail."

We were told the Covid vaccine was safe, though Fox doesn't seem to have believed that one...

 

[ruffneck23]

We are now following each other on twitter

 

[LeytonCatLady]

We are now following each other on twitter

What's your handle? PM me if you want!

 

[LeytonCatLady]

 

[DaveCinzano]

But but but we were told cryptofascism is safe

 

[scalyboy]

“It’s time to stay up all night and be cunted … (with a pile of coke on the coffee table - again)”

 

[SpookyFrank]

Bloke's fucking cracked. Imaginary villains everywhere.

 

[scalyboy]

“Time for men to stand… erect and proud”

 

[Calamity1971]

“It’s time to stay up all night and be cunted … (with a pile of coke on the coffee table - again)”View attachment 398312

Cunt's unhinged. Why are we in a battle?

 

[scalyboy]

Cunt's unhinged. Why are we in a battle?

Perhaps a Freudian psychoanalyst might suggest he is in a battle with himself, the rapidly-shrinking sane part of his mind that occasionally surfaces during those gak-enabled sleepless nights with the thought: “what the fuck have I done to my career, my marriage, my life?”

A Reichian analysis might propose the battle lines be drawn with, on the one side, despair at his ever-shrinking, flaccid, unemployed nob, and on the other side, his ever-increasing desire for mounds of coke piled up on his teak coffee table twice nightly.

(This desire is now less easy to enable in consensual reality since he’s lost large amounts of cash by recklessly playing the cryptocurrency markets, despite a talking cat once assuring him crypto was safe as houses).

A layperson’s diagnosis, however, might conclude him to be a silly cunt.

 

[PR1Berske]

Cunt's unhinged. Why are we in a battle?

Take your pick.

He might still be on the "there's an elite out to get us" treadmill, so the battle is against those who 'really control our lives".
He might still be on the "tradition is better than the present" hamster wheel, so that could be anything from 'our children are being taught how to tuck for their first drag performances' all the way to 'why are there so many accents on my television'.

It's almost Remembrance Sunday so there could just be traditional anti everything bullshit going on, the silhouette is a nice touch. Here's the recognisable British soldier silhouette, not the foreign types, coming over here with their Arab flags, and all that funny writing they use. I'm sure we're old enough to have our own equivalents in history: is he trying to be John Tyndall, Nick Griffin, or Tommy Sheridan?

There's the general whiff of a man who is two stops from Barking who is glued to the Internet I'm that familiar way of those who eventually 'turn the gun on themselves', as it were. It's very Graham Linehan in that regard, constantly claiming to be the soldier in a battle against something or other: political correctness, the transgender community, liberals, people whose skin isn't white, women in general, Palestinians, comedy critics, ex-wives. Obsession like this makes every shadow a weight.

 

[Elpenor]

Cunt's unhinged. Why are we in a battle?

Wonder if it’s to do with the GB news editorial line last night was the March for Palestine on Saturday 11th November is an affront to Remembrance Day, anyone marching doesn’t share our values, is the enemy within etc - Farage was trying to get the ex military person on there to say the police had lost control of the streets and the army should be handling demonstrations

 

[scalyboy]

There's the general whiff of a man who is two stops from Barking who is glued to the Internet … It's very Graham Linehan in that regard…

Yes, they’re very similar in this respect. Lost their wives, lost their careers, now they have unlimited time with which to trawl the Internet and be outraged by something or other, then post about it on Twitter.

As Sartre once said, Hell is a formerly-successful man now living alone in a bedsit, with a ready meal for one, some gak, and a smartphone.

 

[scalyboy]

Looking at the Coinbase support page, it seems that Looza is doing a 'How to say I'm up to something dodgy without saying I'm up to something dodgy.'

Yes, because despite his query:
“how do I retrieve my funds?”, the Coinbase screenshot he posted clearly states how to do just that: “follow the on-screen instructions presented to send any remaining balance offsite to an external address”.

So he’s either been dabbling in the Darque Web to obtain illicit red-white-and-blue socks or something, or - he is just a really thick posh twat who can’t read basic info.

 

[krtek a houby]

Cunt's unhinged. Why are we in a battle?

He's probably been reading his old collection of Warlord comics, thinks he's Lord Peter Flint

 

[Chilli.s]

A tax avoider? thats not very patriotic

 

[DaveCinzano]

He's probably been reading his old collection of Warlord comics, thinks he's Lord Peter Flint

He's not even good enough to be Flint's rubbish nephew

 

[Karl Masks]

“Time for men to stand… erect and proud”View attachment 398313

By taking the knee?

 

[existentialist]

Yes, they’re very similar in this respect. Lost their wives, lost their careers, now they have unlimited time with which to trawl the Internet and be outraged by something or other, then post about it on Twitter.

As Sartre once said, Hell is a formerly-successful man now living alone in a bedsit, with a ready meal for one, some gak, and a smartphone.

Oh, THAT's what "les autres" translates as!

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Yes, they’re very similar in this respect. Lost their wives, lost their careers, now they have unlimited time with which to trawl the Internet and be outraged by something or other, then post about it on Twitter.

Very much so. Only real difference is Linehan exclusively demeans and harasses trans people, whereas Fox hates everybody.

 

[danny la rouge]

He's not even good enough to be Flint's rubbish nephew

View attachment 398328

I was a member of the Fireball Club! I was sent a plastic medallion, a membership card and a code word.

 

[steeplejack]

Part of his current twitter bio. What a pub-emptying weirdo

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Part of his current twitter bio. What a pub-emptying weirdo

View attachment 398351

at "pub emptying weirdo". Shame we can't hack his account and change it to that!

I know it's not nice for Mukhtar being taken to court by this wanker, but I have to admit I'm looking forward to hearing Fox's explanation for why he's not racist. I think it was his blackface pics and accompanying "I have racially transitioned" comment that prompted Mukhtar to call him a racist prick. I can just imagine Looza claiming "I wasn't being racist, because I was doing it to make fun of trans people."