King Charles III's time is up

[krtek a houby]

Extension of King Charles free portraits scheme upsets unions and mosques

Academics’ union calls offer a ‘descent into parody’ while mosques complain about C of E special treatment

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Reckon this is an amusing use of the portrait

Another teacher in Yorkshire said: “I ordered it when I heard that public money was being wasted on such an outrageous vanity project. We keep it in an office away from the students and put a different face on it every week. This week it’s William Shatner.”

 

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Stolen from Xitter

 

[Cerv]

I think the portrait looks better in real life than the photo given to the newspapers captures.
The delineation between his suit and the background seems to lose something in the pic.

Don’t like the butterfly at all. It stands out as being tacked out and doesn’t feel a natural part of the composition.

I quite like it. Wouldn’t hang it at home though. Regardless of the subject matter.
Or it being taller than my ceilings.

 

[andysays]

Looks like the name Charles's time is up

Charles drops out of top 100 baby names for boys​

 

[Kaka Tim]

 

[Raheem]

Looks like the name Charles's time is up

Charles drops out of top 100 baby names for boys​

The Telegraph reported on the same press release with the headline that Harry has fallen out of the top 10.

 

[stavros]

Meat meat meat meat

It looks like he's appearing from the cover of Loveless, a mere 33 years after its release.

Or he's attempting to become a gay icon.

 

[Leafster]

Earlier today, the presenter on Classic FM referred to Charles' up-coming attendance at the Chelsea Flower show as his first official engagement since he was painted with Tomato Ketchup.

 

[Wilf]

I don't want to alarm anyone but...

Hellblazer issue 54

John Constantine: Hellblazer #54 (June 1992) Prince Charles has been possessed by Calibraxis, Lord of the Blades, and the only way to free him of the demon's control lies within the Caligula Club - but Calibraxis will stop Constantine at any cost. Cameos: Prince Charles , Prince Andrew (never...

hellblazer.fandom.com

Ha! Someones already been at work.

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I'm getting a bit of this vibe:

 

[T & P]

The Telegraph reported on the same press release with the headline that Harry has fallen out of the top 10.

Undoubtedly it was lack of space that prevented them from disclosing where their favourite royal Andrew comes on that name list (clue: not in the top 200).

 

[BassJunkie]

It looks like he's appearing from the cover of Loveless, a mere 33 years after its release.

Or he's attempting to become a gay icon.

Hang on - what? I seem to remember the interminable wait for that to come out. I now find out that was only 3 years at most. And now we've had it for 33 years?!

 

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Have we had this yet?

 

[T & P]

You wait for ages for a shit Royal portrait...

 

[Silas Loom]

Was that painting restored in Italy?

 

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Dying for a pee?

 

[T & P]

I mean, if you obscured the tiara, dress etc and showed only the face, I wonder how many people would guess who she's meant to be

 

[Elpenor]

Photoshopped her in I expect

 

[The39thStep]

There's some sick minds out there

 

[2hats]

Obviously AI. It's got the fingers all wrong.

 

[Chz]

Mayhaps an explanation for all the red:

 

[SpookyFrank]

Mayhaps an explanation for all the red:

Uncanny

 

[WouldBe]

Obviously AI. It's got the fingers all wrong.

And Joe Biden's forehead and hair.

 

[Karl Masks]

You wait for ages for a shit Royal portrait...

which one is the picture?

 

[bcuster]

 

[Aladdin]

They didnt actually have to upend the painting. It works with mirror image side by side too...
Often our brain will make something out of mirrored random shapes ..

 

[Aladdin]

They didnt actually have to upend the painting. It works with mirror image side by side too...
Often our brain will make something out of mirrored random shapes ..

7

 

[bcuster]

Chuck has skeletal fingers in his portrait from hell

 

[brogdale]

Chuck has skeletal fingers in his portrait from hell

Really?
They look pretty Walls to me

 

[bcuster]

Really?
They look pretty Walls to me

the sausages seemed boney in the upended version

 

[brogdale]

the sausages seemed boney in the upended version

ah, right..ok