bcuster
Well-Known Member
He’s an inbred alien
King Charles III's time is up
- Thread starter Kevbad the Bad
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WouldBe
Dislicksick
So wheeled to the church in a Wheely bin then.
scifisam
feck! arse! girls! drink!
I mean, they could be making more concrete plans, I guess, but there are always plans for a monarch's funeral from the moment they take the throne, so just having plans for it means nothing. Even i have a couple of things about my funeral in my will and will be buying a funeral plan as soon as I turn 50, and my funeral won't even require roads to be closed or foreign heads of state to be invited. Dammit.
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krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
They should perhaps just inter the whole family now, there's probably a discount available.
Jammy smears
Pickle your knees in cheese
Do you think we'll have the same hoo haa this time with mile long queues of silly buggers wanting to gawp at a coffin? I can't see it really, the Queen was around forever (well it felt like it) I don't think many people give two shits about Charlie. It'll still all cost us a pretty penny unfortunately.
He's not given us value for money of he kicks the bucket so soon, I expect at least another 30 years of service!
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
Depends if the monarchy is seen as relevant over the coming years. All that money and glitz, and for what? The gap between the haves and have nots ever widening, food banks, appalling struggles to stay above the poverty line.
Something's got to give, surely.
Jammy smears
Pickle your knees in cheese
They had the perfect opportunity to call it a day after her death but they will insist on hanging on to that gravy train instead of giving back. You're right that something has to give but I can't see ot coming from them or the public, too many still love all the pomp and the ceremonial bullshit traditions. We should have done what the French did, maybe we need another couple of hundred years to get with the times.
klang
klang
Re - charles - I'm in it for the day off.
Re - mine - I'm arranging prepayments for the pro mourners as we speak.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
yes - good idea, his body should be displayed in a gibbet until it has completely rottedCould he at least hang on until the new year deathlist thread starts?
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
T & P
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Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
A beautiful statement and call for justice that we can all agree with.
PR1Berske
Alligator in chains by the park gates.
I won't link from Twitter directly, here's the content of the message:
King Charles III views the Pyroton fire demonstration during a visit to the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO) at the National Bushfire Behaviour Research Laboratory, to learn about burn over protection systems, and bushfire behaviour research.
King Charles III views the Pyroton fire demonstration during a visit to the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO) at the National Bushfire Behaviour Research Laboratory, to learn about burn over protection systems, and bushfire behaviour research.
The fear is in his eyes, he knows what's coming.
Boo Radley75
Well-Known Member
Some fox hunting, toff mate of Charles has died after he got pissed and got stuck between the wall and his bed. One of the more unusual ways to go. (sorry the link's from the Torygraph)
www.telegraph.co.uk
King’s friend died after getting trapped between wall and bed while drunk, inquest told
Retired army captain Ian Farquhar, who died at his home aged 78, was regular visitor to monarch’s Highgrove estate
www.telegraph.co.uk
Farquhar by name, Farquhar by nature.Some fox hunting, toff mate of Charles has died after he got pissed and got stuck between the wall and his bed. One of the more unusual ways to go. (sorry the link's from the Torygraph)
King’s friend died after getting trapped between wall and bed while drunk, inquest told
Retired army captain Ian Farquhar, who died at his home aged 78, was regular visitor to monarch’s Highgrove estate
LakieLady
Well-Known Member
Some fox hunting, toff mate of Charles has died after he got pissed and got stuck between the wall and his bed. One of the more unusual ways to go. (sorry the link's from the Torygraph)
King’s friend died after getting trapped between wall and bed while drunk, inquest told
Retired army captain Ian Farquhar, who died at his home aged 78, was regular visitor to monarch’s Highgrove estate
I wonder if he was so pissed that he tried to get out of bed on the wrong side?
I must make sure I never move my bed so one side is against the wall, just in case...
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Charles never gets out of bed himself, he has a servant for that
That's a lot of garlic round his neck, never knew Samoa was vampire land!
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Watch out Jeff! There's vampires.
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Melt 16 oz of gold and pour it down the King's throat
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