King Charles III's time is up

[smmudge]

Do you have a link?

The States of Guernsey

I think there's some goats now

 

[WouldBe]

The States of Guernsey

I think there's some goats now

Royal goats.

 

[tim]

But anyway what would you do with an unexpected day off, I spent the day at the beach

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And possibly some G&Ts now in the garden.

It's what he would have wanted.

He'd want you eaten alive by corgies for your lèse-majesté

 

[ska invita]

sadness in his eyes etc

 

[Richard46]

With current cutting edge medical performance and Windsor longevity it looks like having very old heads of state is now inevitable. However on the bright side it is not as if the role involves doing anything substantial.

 

[Artaxerxes]

With current cutting edge medical performance and Windsor longevity it looks like having very old heads of state is now inevitable. However on the bright side it is not as if the role involves doing anything substantial.

We could set up a Logan’s Run scheme if you want?

 

[bcuster]

Yes, his time is drawing nigh...

King Charles’ Funeral Plans Underway: ‘Death Is a Possibility’

‘Death is a possibility’ for the ailing royal King Charles as the ‘business of planning his funeral has already begun,’ a source exclusively tells In Touch.

www.intouchweekly.com

 

[klang]

We'll give him a good send off, don't worry.

 

[kabbes]

That font of all knowledge and exclusive sources, “In Touch Weekly”

 

[ska invita]

That font of all knowledge and exclusive sources, “In Touch Weekly”

good enough for me

 

[Pickman's model]

Yes, his time is drawing nigh...

King Charles’ Funeral Plans Underway: ‘Death Is a Possibility’

‘Death is a possibility’ for the ailing royal King Charles as the ‘business of planning his funeral has already begun,’ a source exclusively tells In Touch.

www.intouchweekly.com

Yeh I lost all faith in that article when they tell us he ascended the throne in may 23 following the death of the previous archparasite in September 22

 

[A380]

This is going to be like that Henry Kissinger meme all over again isn’t it…

 

[Pickman's model]

This is going to be like that Henry Kissinger meme all over again isn’t it…

it'll all be over by xmas. hopefully.

 

[krtek a houby]

it'll all be over by xmas. hopefully.

One certainly hopes so

 

[MrCurry]

I enjoyed the last coronation. Another one soon would be splendid and a fine excuse for more chicken sandwiches

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Yes, his time is drawing nigh...

King Charles’ Funeral Plans Underway: ‘Death Is a Possibility’

‘Death is a possibility’ for the ailing royal King Charles as the ‘business of planning his funeral has already begun,’ a source exclusively tells In Touch.

www.intouchweekly.com

Oh lord, another huge ridiculous state funeral, followed by another huge, ridiculous coronation.

 

[brogdale]

Yes, his time is drawing nigh...

King Charles’ Funeral Plans Underway: ‘Death Is a Possibility’

‘Death is a possibility’ for the ailing royal King Charles as the ‘business of planning his funeral has already begun,’ a source exclusively tells In Touch.

www.intouchweekly.com

"Death is a possibility"

...Sherlock

 

[Cerv]

"Death is a possibility"

...Sherlock

they say the only certainties in life are death and taxes.
but neither for Charles?

 

[Lord Camomile]

That font of all knowledge and exclusive sources, “In Touch Weekly”

But it's right there in the name, they are in touch.

Weekly.

 

[kabbes]

But it's right there in the name, they are in touch.

Weekly.

And weakly?

 

[LakieLady]

I enjoyed the last coronation. Another one soon would be splendid and a fine excuse for more chicken sandwiches

I disagree, it would be far too soon. All that fuss and expense all over again, it would be like having the fucking Olympics every year instead of every four.

 

[MrCurry]

I disagree, it would be far too soon. All that fuss and expense all over again, it would be like having the fucking Olympics every year instead of every four.

Good for the tourists though.

 

[maomao]

I enjoyed the last coronation. Another one soon would be splendid and a fine excuse for more chicken sandwiches

Hopefully we can have lots and lots of coronations in quick succession.

 

[LakieLady]

Oh lord, another huge ridiculous state funeral, followed by another huge, ridiculous coronation.

I think the amount of fuss should be proportional to the length of the reign, so Charles should only get 2/70ths of the palaver his mother got if he goes soon, 3/70ths if he hangs on for another year.

 

[PR1Berske]

Always look out for stories planted in the Mail or the Telegraph: "William will not reach out to Harry when he's King", "Sources claim William will continue to shrink Family size", etc, anything that is sewing the seeds of what might be about to happen.

 

[brogdale]

Anyone in the queue yet?

 

[Yossarian]

I guess we'll find out how accurate In Touch's sources are within two years

“He’s making public appearances, but they’re for shorter periods of time,” notes the source. “He’s often whisked in by helicopter and then whisked out. After an engagement, he needs a good rest.” As In Touch has previously reported, he was given just two years to live after being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer.

 

[krtek a houby]

Good for the tourists though.

And queues

 

[danny la rouge]

Always look out for stories planted in the Mail or the Telegraph: "William will not reach out to Harry when he's King", "Sources claim William will continue to shrink Family size", etc, anything that is sewing the seeds of what might be about to happen.

“William was spotted buying unbreakable dog bowls”.

 

[WouldBe]

about to post tha"Death is a possibility"

...Sherlock

I was just about to post that.