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"One of the eggs appeared to be fended off by the Sheriff of York"
Not true. The egg throwers missed their targets.egged in York this afternoon.
It's a woke yolk joke.What about the whites hey? Every time we talk about eggs it's always the yolk that gets the attention. It's a woke yolk egg-wash every time.
*Gets coat.
I hear the Lord Lieutenant managed to contain the jolk in his poncy hat and Sir Bob Gandalf managed to deflect the rest of the contents of the shattered shell with his Belfast wit. I see already though he's trending on twitter for White Knighting."One of the eggs appeared to be fended off by the Sheriff of York"
There's hope for your pedantry career yetNot true. The egg throwers missed their targets.
Apparently he's giving all the staff a £600 cost of living payment out of his own money.
When they say 'his' money they mean money he makes from his estates not from the public purse.(Our money)
When they say 'his' money they mean money he makes from his estates not from the public purse.
Even as someone who supports animal rights, I'd make an exception for old sausage fingers to be able to have Foie gras as his last meal before the scaffold.On the plus side
BBC News - King Charles: Foie gras banned at royal residences
King Charles: Foie gras banned at royal residences
Buckingham Palace tells animal rights group that foie gras is staying off the royal menu.www.bbc.co.uk
I can absolutely believe it.Where are you really from?
Lady Susan Hussey quits over remarks to charity boss Ngozi Fulani
A palace aide steps down over remarks made to Ngozi Fulani at a reception hosted by the Queen Consort.www.bbc.co.uk
Unbelievably a member of the royal household (which appears to be an honorary position?) asked this question at a royal event.
Me too. I imagine that to be among the least racist views held in Court.I can absolutely believe it.
The transcript of the conversation is brilliant, she was offered countless chances to just say "Oh that's nice" and call it a day but she just kept digging.
SH: No, what part of Africa are you from?
Me: I don't know, they didn't leave any records.
SH: Well, you must know where you're from, I spent time in France. Where are you from?
I get asked this all the time.Where are you really from?
Lady Susan Hussey quits over remarks to charity boss Ngozi Fulani
A palace aide steps down over remarks made to Ngozi Fulani at a reception hosted by the Queen Consort.www.bbc.co.uk
Unbelievably a member of the royal household (which appears to be an honorary position?) asked this question at a royal event.
Is it possible to ask someone's heritage without causing offence?I get asked this all the time.
I get asked this all the time.
Is it possible to ask someone's heritage without causing offence?
Yes, but rarely as opening small-talk, I'd say, unless you're at an international convention or something.Is it possible to ask someone's heritage without causing offence?
Of course.Is it possible to ask someone's heritage without causing offence?
Mrs Q and the kids get that. Mrs Q's Mum is also from the Philippines and her Dad is a Scouser. When people ask her when she come from she always say Liverpool where she lived since she was 8 (though she was actually born in HK)My wife gets asked this a fair bit.
(She's from Tottenham, but her Mum "comes from" the Philippines and her Dad was Malaysian Chinese)
Of course it is, you can simply ask what someone's heritage is.
First of all, Jesus H. But secondly, great comeback."Aren't you the exotic little beauty, what are you?"
"I'm a girl have you never seen one before?"