Keir Starmer's time is up

[chilango]

Keir who?

That posh bloke off the telly.

 

[Chilli.s]

Oops my bad, thought he was a tory.

 

[teqniq]

I fear it is an easy mistake to make.

 

[TopCat]

I fear it is an easy mistake to make.

Him being a Sir and having millions plus the loathing of working class people.

 

[Pickman's model]

Him being a Sir and having millions plus the loathing of working class people.

No different from the golden shower's sir ed davey

 

[Steel Icarus]

A New Leadership

Someone was paid to come with that. Meetings have been had about it.
Come friendly bombs etc

 

[SpookyFrank]

A new leadership. This slogan will have a lot of emphasis apparently.

Yes Labour are now led by (checks notes) the man responsible for the single least popular policy of the previous leadership. Real selling point that.

 

[two sheds]

Under new management

Does that replace For the many, not the few?

 

[SpookyFrank]

Under new management

Does that replace For the many, not the few?

This year's 'quiet bat people' more like.

Or perhaps it's the new 'real leadership, aaargh'.

 

[teqniq]

What exactly are they thinking of here?

Labour Party: Starmer aims to build trust with 'new leadership' slogan

Sir Keir Starmer has a new message - but will it help Labour win back votes where the party needs them?

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[SpookyFrank]

I suppose Starmer's original slogan idea of 'Kneel, peasants!' was ruled out in the early stages of the committee process as being slightly too content-heavy.

 

[two sheds]

He's got the BBC onside at least, they've not accused him of antisemitism yet.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Since they've been in opposition, they've had Milliband, Corbyn, and now Starmer*; a third leadership?




*sorry Harriet, but your two spots as acting leader ruin my otherwise hilarious gag, so your tenure is being swept under the rug for comedic convenience.

 

[SlideshowBob]

Since they've been in opposition, they've had Milliband, Corbyn, and now Starmer*; a third leadership?




*sorry Harriet, but your two spots as acting leader ruin my otherwise hilarious gag, so your tenure is being swept under the rug for comedic convenience.

Rather ironically the same number of leaders the Tories have had in the same period...

 

[BlanketAddict]

David Milliband still waiting for the call. Must think his phone's broke.

 

[SpookyFrank]

David Milliband still waiting for the call. Must think his phone's broke.

He doesn't need a phone he's got Thunderbird 5.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Dammit, it was right there.

 

[brogdale]

He doesn't need a phone he's got Thunderbird 5.

Virgil, the pod...

 

[Jeff Robinson]

 

[Shellee]

Starmer just said that we've left the EU so the Leave/Remain argument is over. Bollocks it is. Time's up.

 

[Raheem]

I'd have gone for

Starmer, Starmer, Starmer, Starmer, Starmer chameleon.
You change from beige
To brownish grey.

But I'm also too lazy.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Starmer just said that we've left the EU so the Leave/Remain argument is over. Bollocks it is. Time's up.

How do you intend to remain in the EU exactly?

 

[mauvais]

I'd have gone for

Starmer, Starmer, Starmer, Starmer, Starmer chameleon.
You change from beige
To brownish grey.

But I'm also too lazy.

Starmer Starmer Starmer Starmer Starmer Keir-meleon
He has no views he cannot loo-ooh-ooh-oose
Centrism is easy you just do what the Tories do
In red not blue, in red not blu-ooh-ooh-ooh

Still a good fit.

 

[Raheem]

Didn't see that. I'll give you 10% if mine is a hit.

 

[ska invita]

A New Leadership

Something to look forward to....

 

[Raheem]

How do you intend to remain in the EU exactly?

Tbf, they might be posting from NI.

 

[two sheds]

Starmer just said that we've left the EU so the Leave/Remain argument is over. Bollocks it is. Time's up.

A brave post on here

 

[Shellee]

How do you intend to remain in the EU exactly?

Sabotage, block and protest everything the Brexiteers try to achieve, keep the divisions going, the arguments bitter, and make sure the Brexiteers don't wriggle out of the blame, use the misery and destitution to come to spearhead the campaign to Rejoin.

 

[two sheds]

Even braver

 

[Raheem]

Something to look forward to....

Presumably there will be a target date for that pledge.