Keir Starmer's time is up

[two sheds]

Bit of a whiff of "look over here, not over there" about this. Whilst a ton of money, is this particularly unusual or some kind of corruption?

Johnson will no doubt use it next time he's challenged though.

 

[Spandex]

real



not enough s

There's a man who's never in all his born days worn a pair of boxing gloves. He looks so fucking bemused by them, like he just put them on and is thinking so this is what boxing gloves feel like.

Jesus fucking christ he's so fucking useless at photo ops. He makes Ed Milliband look comfortable in front of a camera.

 

[brogdale]

There's a man who's never in all his born days worn a pair of boxing gloves. He looks so fucking bemused by them, like he just put them on and is thinking so this is what boxing gloves feel like.

Jesus fucking christ he's so fucking useless at photo ops. He makes Ed Milliband look comfortable in front of a camera.

Harsh; he's probably familiar with all those boxing clubs above 'hard as nails' boozers that line the main drag down Oxted way...

 

[Orang Utan]

real





not enough s

Is he trying to compile a stock images library? can we have one of him eating a pretzel on a horse?

 

[ska invita]

Is he trying to compile a stock images library?

he's pathetically trying to copy boris johnson
i

hang ona minute

 

[Orang Utan]

have any of them done a Thatcher?

 

[teqniq]

Oh dear:

 

[glitch hiker]

 

[steveseagull]

How do we make him stop doing this sort of stuff?

 

[Smokeandsteam]

Kieth points out the latest polling figures for Labour among working class voters....

 

[two sheds]

Going for the pretty cherry tree gardening voters there

 

[two sheds]

"Touch that bag for the camera"
"Shouldn't I actually hit it?"
"Nah nobody will notice just touch it,
but smile like boxers do when they hit things"

 

[Ground Elder]

 

[Raheem]

"I stand on the steps, you stand on the grass. OK?"

 

[tony.c]

Going for the pretty cherry tree gardening voters there

He has got a mill in the background, though it's probably converted into luxury apartments now.

 

[keybored]

Oh dear:

The victorious face of someone who pummelled a squirrel to death in round one.

 

[ska invita]

check out the video




although tbf it is an accurate representation of labour "fighting for every vote", which could only be bettered if he'd somehow managed to punch himself in the face

 

[magneze]

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"Touch that bag for the camera"
"Shouldn't I actually hit it?"
"Nah nobody will notice just touch it,
but smile like boxers do when they hit things"

Is he trying to do a Brian Rose? What's next? Not quite drinking his own piss?

 

[DotCommunist]

Theres a video of Rose doing a bruce lee nunchuk routine in his pants, not sure sir frensic could be convinced to get his keks off for a photoshoot.

 

[hitmouse]

check out the video




although tbf it is an accurate representation of labour "fighting for every vote", which could only be bettered if he'd somehow managed to punch himself in the face

He missed a trick there, how did he fail to get a photo with the one that looks a bit like a giant pint?

 

[two sheds]

I like the bloke saying to Starmer "yes that's good". He should have been saying "Imagine it's a left wing labour member's face"

 

[Smokeandsteam]

Is he trying to do a Brian Rose? What's next? Not quite drinking his own piss?

I’d vote Labour if Kieth is prepared to drink his own piss....

 

[bellaozzydog]

There's a man who's never in all his born days worn a pair of boxing gloves. He looks so fucking bemused by them, like he just put them on and is thinking so this is what boxing gloves feel like.

Jesus fucking christ he's so fucking useless at photo ops. He makes Ed Milliband look comfortable in front of a camera.

wait till you see the ficking video

 

[mauvais]

He has got a mill in the background, though it's probably converted into luxury apartments now.

Ilex Mill in Rawtenstall, and yeah.

 

[ska invita]

View attachment 265804

"Touch that bag for the camera"
"Shouldn't I actually hit it?"
"Nah nobody will notice just touch it,
but smile like boxers do when they hit things"

Turns out that was a punch!

 

[two sheds]

I know I saw the video afterwards

 

[ska invita]

check out the video




although tbf it is an accurate representation of labour "fighting for every vote", which could only be bettered if he'd somehow managed to punch himself in the face

note his particularly feeble left
much stronger with his right, natch

 

[NoXion]

I bet Corbyn would have punched harder, he's got a stronger left side after all.

 

[glitch hiker]

I bet Corbyn would have punched harder, he's got a stronger left side after all.

He would have at least punched up

 

[two sheds]

Pretending to sell carrots now