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Keir Starmer's time is up

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With rum-running hoodlums in the catbird seat, Blighty sent for the one man who could clean up the town and shoot the gangsters: Sir Keir Starmer.
 
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'kinell. He might as well say: 'Hey, Tories, we'll see your union flag-shagging and raise you a George cross flag, which is even more of a dog whistle to English nationalist racists.'

And talking about 'the country' is rich, given the George cross flag isn't inclusive of all nations. It's like saying 'Hey, all you folk who deserted Labour and voted for BNP, EDL, Ukip, Brexit Party, etc, come back, all is forgiven! We welcome you with open arms.' (And sod what message that sends to Scottish, Welsh, Norn Irish members, or black, Asian, Arab, African, Afro-Caribbean, mainland European, etc, Labour Party members, and how uncomfortable and unwelcome and conflicted that such actions make them feel.)
 
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I liked Johnson complaining that Starmer was wasting time on unimportant nonsense when he should have been using PMQs to try and hold the government to account for all the important pandemic/economic/etc things that are going on.

If Johnson had just answered the question first time, however, .....
 
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With rum-running hoodlums in the catbird seat, Blighty sent for the one man who could clean up the town and shoot the gangsters: Sir Keir Starmer.
What is it with this guy? is there some focus group advising him on working class stereotypes. "Pose with beer barrels/pints/edgy teenagers/grandma's and the proles will rush to vote for you?" He'll be pictured with a flat cap and a fucking whippet next.
 
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With rum-running hoodlums in the catbird seat, Blighty sent for the one man who could clean up the town and shoot the gangsters: Sir Keir Starmer.

On a visit to the hospital which saved Johnsons life, Keir discovers the innovative treatment method which saved the PMs life involved the repurposing of oxygen supply lines with supplies of a very different kind.
 
What is it with this guy? is there some focus group advising him on working class stereotypes. "Pose with beer barrels/pints/edgy teenagers/grandma's and the proles will rush to vote for you?" He'll be pictured with a flat cap and a fucking whippet next.
I’m just glad they’ve closed all the pits around here.
Sadly most of the ex-miners voted UKIP and swapped the whippets for cockapoos.
 
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