Keir Starmer's time is up

[TopCat]

Labour group urges Keir Starmer to back better Brexit deal

Labour MPs and activists urge their leader to commit to aligning Britain with Brussels and restoring EU programmes

www.theguardian.com

 

[haushoch]

He's not very good at photo ops is he which is a shame because I don't think he has anything else.

To me it looks as if they take random photos and then photoshop him into them, but not actually very well.

 

[two sheds]

Yes, and that one in front of the bar does look like he's holding a cardboard cutout pint of beer.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Yes, and that one in front of the bar does look like he's holding a cardboard cutout pint of beer.

i thought it was a pint of beer with a cardboard cutout politician...

 

[hitmouse]

Would you like to see what I've drawn on my ballot paper...?

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This one's amazing. Is it just me, or does he somehow manage to look like a fucking Aardman animation here?

 

[two sheds]

He's getting in practice at being ignored

 

[elbows]

Yes, and that one in front of the bar does look like he's holding a cardboard cutout pint of beer.

They are giving the beer its own theme tune in an attempt to improve his charisma. Lyrics are still a work in progress.

No fear!
Keirs beer is here
To cheer another wilderness year.
Steer right
Gear up to smear the left
Leer at the polls
Dear leader cant relate to proles.

 

[The39thStep]

Labour group urges Keir Starmer to back better Brexit deal

Labour MPs and activists urge their leader to commit to aligning Britain with Brussels and restoring EU programmes

www.theguardian.com

Got to admire the ability of those who can bang another nail into the coffin whilst actually being inside it

 

[Smangus]

I worry about Kier , he obviously has a drink problem.

 

[tony.c]

I worry about Kier , he obviously has a drink problem.

Nah, he's just emphasising that Labour has a new Leader now!
Would you have seen that lefty teetotal Corbyn clutching a pint?!

And he's hoping it will make him seem as worker friendly as Johnson.

 

[Shechemite]

I got pissed with some HS2 workers the night before the (second?) lockdown came in. Nice fellas. They get a lot of abuse from locals whcih is shit

 

[bendeus]

Nah, he's just emphasising that Labour has a new Leader now!
Would you have seen that lefty teetotal Corbyn clutching a pint?!

And he's hoping it will make him seem as worker friendly as Johnson.View attachment 264904

At least BoZo fucking drinks them; all Ser Kieth's pints appear pristine and untouched, with the head still intact.

E2A - pursuing a strategy of constructive ambiguity wrt pint quaffing.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Just amazing flag backdrop really

 

[The39thStep]

Who hung the monkey?

 

[Knotted]

Just amazing flag backdrop really

Indeed it is.

But just a little point but

Labour vote in Hartlepool in 2015 - 14,076
Labour vote in Hartlepool in 2019 - 15,464

Even in the disastrous 2019 election, Corbyn had won back more voters than he had lost.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Indeed it is.

But just a little point but

Labour vote in Hartlepool in 2015 - 14,076
Labour vote in Hartlepool in 2019 - 15,464

Even in the disastrous 2019 election, Corbyn had won back more voters than he had lost.

Who wouldn't want to vote for a candidate who supports public beheadings, gender apartheid and torturing dissidents to death?

 

[ska invita]

Powerful campaigning
"This pub is under new management.
Sorry, no actual drinking of pints allowed. "

 

[mx wcfc]

From Kamala Harris's twitter (sorry I can never cut and paste twitter properly)

"Every worker deserves the choice to join a union—and our country is better when more workers are union members. As Chair of the White House Task Force on Worker Organizing and Empowerment, I’ll lead our efforts with
@SecMartyWalsh
to help workers organize and build power. "

Regardless of how genuine/realistic that is, I can't imagine Starmer ever saying that.

 

[mx wcfc]

Powerful campaigning
"This pub is under new management.
Sorry, no actual drinking of pints allowed. "

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He does hold his pint like he normally drinks wine.

At least he doesn't drink Greene King IPA though.

(not that there's ever been a photo of him actually drinking a pint.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

I have now been thrown out of fewer pubs* than the Labour leader. Is there a prize?

* as far as I remember

 

[mx wcfc]

I have now been thrown out of fewer pubs* than the Labour leader. Is there a prize?

* as far as I remember

Pathetic. I'm beating him 2-1.

(edited for typ)

 

[brogdale]

Have we had this one yet?

Park drinking, now.

 

[ddraig]

Is it a full bottle?

 

[brogdale]

Is it a full bottle?

Dunno, but being approached in the park by someone holding a bottle of beer is not always what you went there for.

 

[Brainaddict]

Such a normal bloke. A few more of these 'drinking with the lads and lasses' pics and he'll be romping home in Hartlepool.

 

[ska invita]

Could yet get awkward for Starmer I think:

Israel is committing the crime of apartheid, rights group says

Human Rights Watch calls on international criminal court to investigate ‘systematic discrimination’ against Palestinians

www.theguardian.com

His BDS=Antisemitism position can't hold

 

[rekil]

You won't see it reported on the m$m but the park drinker community has moved swiftly to issue a statement distancing themselves from Mr.Starmer and his antics.

 

[steveseagull]

Jesus Christ. He is bang on it.

 

[two sheds]

That's deliberated oneupmanship over farage, surely

or pixels

 

[ska invita]

Jesus Christ. He is bang on it.

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i really hope thats real