Is Brexit actually going to happen?

[Poi E]

People I used to know voted for him as London mayor because "that Boris, he's a bit of a card". At least it filtered out a few cunts in my circle.

 

[DotCommunist]

I should think a lot of the 'hah, boris, he's a lad' shine will have worn off in recent months. Except amongst the terminally cretinous of course.

 

[paolo]

I should think a lot of the 'hah, boris, he's a lad' shine will have worn off in recent months. Except amongst the terminally cretinous of course.

I had been under that impression, then a week or so ago read that he’s still no.1 popular for Tory voters, even if his fellow MPs largely hate him.

Worrying if there’s a leadership challenge.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Except amongst the terminally cretinous of course.

he’s still no.1 popular for Tory voters

 

[Kaka Tim]

Theresa May proposes £120m Brexit festival to take place in 2022

 

[2hats]

Theresa May proposes £120m Brexit festival to take place in 2022

Peanuts! FWIW the Centre for European Reform calculates that Brexit is costing £500m per week and rising. Meanwhile Boris has proposed building a bridge to "Ireland".

 

[Pickman's model]

Peanuts! FWIW the Centre for European Reform calculates that Brexit is costing £500m per week and rising. Meanwhile Boris has proposed building a bridge to "Ireland".

He will enjoy the greater task of building the grytviken - buenos aires friendship bridge

 

[Yossarian]

Theresa May proposes £120m Brexit festival to take place in 2022

What does she care what's going to be happening in 2022?

 

[paolo]

Theresa May proposes £120m Brexit festival to take place in 2022

Wow. I mean just wow.

The single most divisive thing in living memory, for the UK.

Let’s have a big party.

 

[MickiQ]

Peanuts! FWIW the Centre for European Reform calculates that Brexit is costing £500m per week and rising. Meanwhile Boris has proposed building a bridge to "Ireland".

He can build a customs post in the middle of it

 

[paolo]

Peanuts! FWIW the Centre for European Reform calculates that Brexit is costing £500m per week and rising. Meanwhile Boris has proposed building a bridge to "Ireland".

In the article, lying bus wanker is quoted “not what people were promised in 2016”

Oh my.

 

[DotCommunist]

Wow. I mean just wow.

The single most divisive thing in living memory, for the UK.

Let’s have a big party.

deffo no chance of a 'we've all had a drink' moment there eh

 

[ViolentPanda]

Why do people pay any attention to Johnson? It’s not like he’s an economics whizz, a reknowned business guru or a financial Jedi - he s fucking classics toff with some journalism in his background .

I wish he would fuck off

His "journalism" is often so lacking erudition that his copy has to be sub-edited to death, even for the Speccytater. Apparently "so what were you trying to say, Boris?" is a frequent question in e-mails between the man himself and the copy desk.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Classics.

Excellent way to offend him though, suggesting that he did ‘Modern Greats’.

"Oi, Johnson, I hear you studied Modern Greats. What's that when it's at home? That sort of stuff is all Greek to me!"

 

[ViolentPanda]

Boris is reported as being irritated by the Irish issue, and has described it as the tail wagging the (Brexit) dog.
He should have thought of that before then.
He really is a nasty racist bastard and I am amazed anybody voted for him ever.

What's more disturbing is that he's descended from a Circassian (part of modern-day Syria, renowned for blondeness), so should be the opposite of racist. Instead, he grabs hold of any shit-stick available. He has no honour.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

deffo no chance of a 'we've all had a drink' moment there eh

where boris johnson is involved, it's pretty hard to tell...

 

[ViolentPanda]

He will enjoy the greater task of building the grytviken - buenos aires friendship bridge

Is this before or after he's lent his labour to constructing the Ducloz Head to Stromness shipping canal?

 

[Pickman's model]

Is this before or after he's lent his labour to constructing the Ducloz Head to Stromness shipping canal?

His labour is required in the mountains of south georgia where he will hew stone for the great grytviken - buenos aires friendship bridge. Meanwhile our argentine comrades are engaging politicians and former military personnel to begin their end of the project, which when completed will demonstrate the amity and goodwill the proletariats of our two countries have for each other.

We anticipate breaking stone within hours of johnson's arrival

 

[Puddy_Tat]

He will enjoy the greater task of building the grytviken - buenos aires friendship bridge

dunno - isn't the bit of the irish sea where they are proposing the bridge will go full of dumped bombs and so on?

in which case, quite happy for him to go and dig the foundations...

 

[Voley]

Brexitfest sounds wonderful doesn't it?

Scarfolk bloke has already helpfully done a poster for it:

 

[Pickman's model]

dunno - isn't the bit of the irish sea where they are proposing the bridge will go full of dumped bombs and so on?

in which case, quite happy for him to go and dig the foundations...

Why would you deprive the DUP and TUV of the chance to do something for the environment?

 

[Pickman's model]

Brexitfest sounds wonderful doesn't it?

Scarfolk bloke has already helpfully done a poster for it:

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It will offer great scope for Badgers winter festival fail thread

 

[Voley]

It will offer great scope for Badgers winter festival fail thread

I have been discussing this with him and marty21 this very morning.

 

[Voley]

I might go, actually. Morrissey headlining I expect.

 

[2hats]

I might go, actually. Morrissey headlining I expect.

Dance choreography by T May.

 

[Badgers]

 

[ska invita]

Meanwhile Boris has proposed building a bridge to "Ireland".

A train/car tunnel to Ireland would be great tbf. Seems a bit far for a bridge, but there are bigger bridges.

 

[Supine]

I might go, actually. Morrissey headlining I expect.

DJ Boris B2B DJ Trump military music set
Angry Lexiteers dance ensemble
Cupcake making with Hoey
Etiquette for a distopian future with Overlord Reese Mogg

 

[Yossarian]

I might go, actually. Morrissey headlining I expect.

Morrissey second on the bill after Mandy Boylett.

 

[Kaka Tim]

oh - and mike reid of course! shaping up to be a stella line up.