Inflatable Sadiq In A Bikini Will Fly Over Parliament On Saturday

[Favelado]

Maybe it's the Bishop's Finger on board...but that seems very clever/funny; bravo.
Your own work?

A friend on Facebook. He's claiming it as his. I assumed he'd nicked it off Twitter.

 

[brogdale]

A friend on Facebook. He's claiming it as his. I assumed he'd nicked it off Twitter.

Fair play.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

I wonder why they didn't? They could have got that ban they were so desperately angling for

At least one inflatable pig was carried by attendees



also I've seen them on free tommy demos. While popular with people supporting this, perhaps somebody at some point thought that they should try to tie this into an imaginary issue that they have with Khan that isn't just "he's a Muslim", rather "he banned bikinis on those tube adverts because he's a Muslim and they do that".

 

[SheilaNaGig]

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[cupid_stunt]

On the anniversary of Diana's death it's appropriate that it lives its life like a Khan doll in the wind.

That's fucking brilliant!

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Apparently it's going on tour ... they're going to lose out there - can't be many outside the capital who follow his career - I haven't got a clue what my local Mayors are doing.

Mine’s doing nine years for noncery.

 

[andysays]

On the anniversary of Diana's death it's appropriate that it lives its life like a Khan doll in the wind.

That joke's worth every penny of the £58K the balloon cost

 

[brogdale]

That joke's worth every penny of the £58K the balloon cost

How on earth can a tiny balloon like that cost £58K?
Those thicko fash were well ripped off

 

[Wilf]

How on earth can a tiny balloon like that cost £58K?
Those thicko fash were well ripped off

They probably used their legendary art of the deal skills to secure the balloon:
'Oh, high, yah, we want a Sadiq Khan balloon and we've got loads of money'

 

[The39thStep]

I think the original target was about half that. The Pontins type dance troupe won't have cost much so the ex law student from Barcelona might be pocketing a few bob.

 

[brogdale]

I think the original target was about half that. The Pontins type dance troupe won't have cost much so the ex law student from Barcelona might be pocketing a few bob.

Wealth creator.

 

[The39thStep]

Wealth creator.

There's a bit of money to be made in the alt right .

 

[not-bono-ever]

There's a bit of money to be made in the alt right .

hmmmmmm

now there is a career option

 

[Wilf]

hmmmmmm

now there is a career option

'Yeah mate, I can do you the Corbyn balloon for 50 grand, no bother, but the inflatable terrorist wreath comes extra'.

 

[oryx]

The saddest thing about this balloon is that it looks nothing like Khan, or even a caricature of Khan!

 

[existentialist]

The saddest thing about this balloon is that it looks nothing like Khan, or even a caricature of Khan!

That is because you are not a True Believer.

If you thought that Tommy Robinson was innocent, then the balloon would become an animatronic lifelike simulacrum of London's Muslim Mayor, complete with Dodgy Curry Smells, body hair that spelled jihadi sutras from the Koran, and would be flying thousands of feet high over London, to the adulation and glory of every mouthbreathing knuckledragger racist from Islington to Tooting.

 

[SpookyFrank]

After the party there is always a hangover

This account now appears to have been shitcanned by Twitter.

 

[bellaozzydog]

This account now appears to have been shitcanned by Twitter.

I've been gleefully clicking on all the twitter links and they have all been snuffed

 

[isvicthere?]

What's the point they're trying to make? Trump is literally a big baby, so Sadiq Khan is ... a transvestite sunbather?

Right-wing "logic"!

 

[fucthest8]

i suspect Sadiq Khan is probably the only mayor in the UK who the average person would recognise the name of...

What, no Magid Magid???

 

[Favelado]

On the anniversary of Diana's death it's appropriate that it lives its life like a Khan doll in the wind.

My friend has now managed to get this joke spread through a popular news website, getting the credit he deserves. He he.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Diana died on 31 August, not 01 Sep. The joke is a fraud, and any likes, retweets or other credit are hollow and bought with a lie.

 

[brogdale]

Diana died on 31 August, not 01 Sep. The joke is a fraud, and any likes, retweets or other credit are hollow and bought with a lie.

Or did she?

 

[MickiQ]

Diana died on 31 August, not 01 Sep. The joke is a fraud, and any likes, retweets or other credit are hollow and bought with a lie.

Come to think of it, I don't remember seeing anything about it being the anniversary of her pegging it on Friday, surprised it didn't get a least one mention especially with her younger son just getting hitched.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

The saddest thing about this balloon is that it looks nothing like Khan, or even a caricature of Khan!

Meh, they made it brown, that's probably close enough.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Diana died on 31 August, not 01 Sep. The joke is a fraud, and any likes, retweets or other credit are hollow and bought with a lie.

I remember it was a sunday or a saturday when the news broke (I was in work and nobody else was). We constantly had all the sky channels on in the office (because I worked on one particular satellite channel). For some reason I had it on the shopping channel, and when the news broke they shut down the show and put up a test card (or something) that read "out of respect of the death of princess diana, we have decided to cease broadcasting for the day". About an hour or so later they decided to come back on the air because, as the presenter said "Diana would have wanted us to carry on", she was so selfless after all. Then THEN, they started selling these spock t shirts that said 'live long and prosper' with spock on the front doing the hand thing. One presenter mentioned to the other that it might have been something that Diana would have bought for Charles if she was still alive . This went on for some time, it was incredible stuff, like a scripted comedy in the vein of david brent (yet to be invented) or alan partridge.
I'm so gutted I didn't run to hook up a VHS and record it. Well I had no idea it would happen.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Diana died on 31 August, not 01 Sep. The joke is a fraud, and any likes, retweets or other credit are hollow and bought with a lie.

Who the fuck cares about minor details?

The joke was a good one.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Who the fuck cares about minor details?

I care.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I remember it was a sunday or a saturday when the news broke (I was in work and nobody else was). We constantly had all the sky channels on in the office (because I worked on one particular satellite channel). For some reason I had it on the shopping channel, and when the news broke they shut down the show and put up a test card (or something) that read "out of respect of the death of princess diana, we have decided to cease broadcasting for the day". About an hour or so later they decided to come back on the air because, as the presenter said "Diana would have wanted us to carry on", she was so selfless after all. Then THEN, they started selling these spock t shirts that said 'live long and prosper' with spock on the front doing the hand thing. One presenter mentioned to the other that it might have been something that Diana would have bought for Charles if she was still alive . This went on for some time, it was incredible stuff, like a scripted comedy in the vein of david brent (yet to be invented) or alan partridge.
I'm so gutted I didn't run to hook up a VHS and record it. Well I had no idea it would happen.

My drama group was doing a Bar Mitzvah performance thing for one of the other kids in the group. We got asked to keep our pre-show rehearsals down "out of respect"

 

[A380]

i suspect Sadiq Khan is probably the only mayor in the UK who the average person would recognise the name of, I did a google for mayors and the only other name I recognised was Andy Burnham and until about 60 seconds ago I did not know he was the mayor of Manchester

Did Hangus the Monkey die in vain?