Inflatable Sadiq In A Bikini Will Fly Over Parliament On Saturday

[agricola]

Part of crossrail involves the subterranean crucifixion of prominent Christians, including coles and "sir" cliff richard before trains start running. The delay to its opening due to a larger number of people to be crucified than anticipated.

Cross, nail, Crossrail would well be this century's Let the train take the strain.

 

[Pickman's model]

Cross, nail, Crossrail would well be this century's Let the train take the strain.

They'd only perish on the voyage to grytviken so let them die in a dark and ignominious tunnel where their bones will provide some small support to the walls

 

[brogdale]

Part of crossrail involves the subterranean crucifixion of prominent Christians, including coles and "sir" cliff richard before trains start running. The delay to its opening due to a larger number of people to be crucified than anticipated.

R4's thought for the day should remain as a religious slot....as long as any participant is willing to go on Cross-rail? Could become quite a daily tourist attraction (bit like changing of the guard?) as long as the carriages are slowed sufficiently as they pass the (illuminated) side caverns of crucifixion?

 

[Pickman's model]

R4's thought for the day should remain as a religious slot....as long as any participant is willing to go on Cross-rail? Could become quite a daily tourist attraction (bit like changing of the guard?) as long as the carriages are slowed sufficiently as they pass the (illuminated) side caverns of crucifixion?

"new faces every week"

 

[Sue]

Part of crossrail involves the subterranean crucifixion of prominent Christians, including coles and "sir" cliff richard before trains start running. The delay to its opening due to a larger number of people to be crucified than anticipated.

Poor planning on someone's part.

 

[brogdale]

Poor planning on someone's part.

Joooish decide, obvs.

 

[cupid_stunt]

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Doesn't look like many people turned-up.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Even more underwhelming than the original.

 

[brogdale]

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Doesn't look like many people turned-up.

Laughable, as opposed to funny.

 

[gentlegreen]

Are his body hairs meant to look like Arabic symbols ?

 

[Voley]

All a bit pathetic, this, isn't it?

 

[gentlegreen]

They ought to have gone with "Do the hokey kokey" ...

 

[brogdale]

Are his body hairs meant to look like Arabic symbols ?

Probably; to add to the 'amusement' value.
Fash not noted for their GSOH, are they?

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

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Doesn't look like many people turned-up.

How utterly bizarre. What's the message? Make London safe? It's so confused. I assume they thought it wouldn't be allowed, now they don't have a point to make, and they had to go through with it and they look like twats. Racist, sexist, twats.

 

[SpookyFrank]

How utterly bizarre. What's the message? Make London safe? It's so confused. I assume they thought it wouldn't be allowed, now they don't have a point to make, and they had to go through with it and they look like twats. Racist, sexist, twats.

I really don't understand it on any level. None of them have explained what it's about, and with a visual statement like this you shouldn't have to explain it anyway. And maybe they wanted it to get banned, but in that case why not just go to Khan's office with a request to fly a big racist balloon before you spend £60,000 on it?

 

[Pickman's model]

Poor planning on someone's part.

Changing definition of crucifyees just a month ago before, we were ahead of schedule

 

[SpookyFrank]

Also what is it with British nationalists wearing MAGA hats? Do they not even know which country they're nationalist about?

 

[Pickman's model]

Also what is it with British nationalists wearing MAGA hats? Do they not even know which country they're nationalist about?

Just don't mention 1783 and cornwallis' ignominious surrender at yorktown

 

[DotCommunist]

Also what is it with British nationalists wearing MAGA hats? Do they not even know which country they're nationalist about?

its just anti left posturing, homegrown/euro fash symbology apparently to boring now in the age of ironic hipster nazis. Nothing makes sense anymore anyway

 

[existentialist]

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Doesn't look like many people turned-up.

The thing is, the Trump baby was pretty obvious - a well-known and world-recognisable figure, whose public behaviour wasn't that hard to equate to the notion of a baby, flown during the visit of the individual in question to the UK...versus a rather obscure representation (yellow bikini??) of someone not nearly so high-profile, on a fairly random Saturday morning in September.

I suspect that, by the time the people operating it have explained it to those wtfing their way past, they'll have drifted off.

Good. Footbullets all round.

 

[Badgers]

 

[existentialist]

I really don't understand it on any level. None of them have explained what it's about, and with a visual statement like this you shouldn't have to explain it anyway. And maybe they wanted it to get banned, but in that case why not just go to Khan's office with a request to fly a big racist balloon before you spend £60,000 on it?

And keep making more extreme demands until the answer's "no".

Racist Twat: We want to fly a big balloon of Sadiq Khan outside Parliament
Mayor's office: Er, OK...not much we can do to stop you there.
RT: Oh. Well, we're going to have him wearing a yellow bikini.
MO: Hmm. Well, it's not actually obscene, and parody and satire are perfectly acceptable forms of expression. Go ahead.
RT: Oh. Fuck. Well, we're going to write rude Arabic words over it and make them look like body hair.
MO: Well, you know, so long as they don't breach any obscenity laws, fill yer boots.
RT: Jesus Christ, OK, well, we're going to give him a big dangly cock and balls.
MO: I don't suppose anyone will notice it at that altitude.
RT: Look, you twats, just WHAT THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO DO to get you to refuse us permission to fly this fucking thing?
MO: *shrug*

 

[The39thStep]

Also what is it with British nationalists wearing MAGA hats? Do they not even know which country they're nationalist about?

Theere a bit of money to be made in those hats. I think Luke Jones has the market cornered.

 

[MickiQ]

And keep making more extreme demands until the answer's "no".

Racist Twat: We want to fly a big balloon of Sadiq Khan outside Parliament
Mayor's office: Er, OK...not much we can do to stop you there.
RT: Oh. Well, we're going to have him wearing a yellow bikini.
MO: Hmm. Well, it's not actually obscene, and parody and satire are perfectly acceptable forms of expression. Go ahead.
RT: Oh. Fuck. Well, we're going to write rude Arabic words over it and make them look like body hair.
MO: Well, you know, so long as they don't breach any obscenity laws, fill yer boots.
RT: Jesus Christ, OK, well, we're going to give him a big dangly cock and balls.
MO: I don't suppose anyone will notice it at that altitude.
RT: Look, you twats, just WHAT THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO DO to get you to refuse us permission to fly this fucking thing?
MO: *shrug*

I agree that the only point of this was for it to be banned so people could scream double standards, It all seems to have come unstuck now that it hasn't.
Whether you approve of Khan and/or his policies or not, he can at least act like an adult and not take it personally and go off on a twitter rant about it.

 

[cantsin]

PJW getting it spectacularly wrong again, as per :

 

[Poi E]

Also what is it with British nationalists wearing MAGA hats? Do they not even know which country they're nationalist about?

Not really. They say Britain but mean England.

 

[mauvais]

 

[not-bono-ever]

its just crap isnt it. Broken Britain.

 

[SheilaNaGig]

Doesn't look like many people turned-up.

People have been paid to stay away.

I’m coining it in, me.

 

[SheilaNaGig]

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