Horse Meat found in Tesco Beefburgers

[dessiato]

Fuck that, food is food.

As for dolphin, I bet it would be delicious

It is

 

[brogdale]

I've a nagging feeling this story has legs...

 

[DotCommunist]

I wouldn't eat Tesco burgers again...they give me the trots.

swp?

 

[brogdale]

swp?

err...cross thread contamination?

Remember Abe Lincoln's advice....don't change horses mid-stream.

 

[Nanker Phelge]

swp?

Skid Marx

 

[malatesta32]

Dont mince yer words Mal

burger off!

 

[Mungy]

i went to the doctors feeling a little horse, they said i was a pervert and called the police.

 

[malatesta32]

never had dolphin - unless it snuck into a can of tuna but had whale from norway which was bloody and beefy but pretty good.

 

[bignose1]

Aldi(niti)

 

[bignose1]

The Guardian has just commisioned a Gallup poll....

 

[malatesta32]

i laughed myself 'horse' at that one!C

 

[Ted Striker]

I thought of a few great horse puns but I couldn't ketamin a decent post

 

[Nanker Phelge]

Horsemeat found in burgers on sale in Aldi, Dunnes Stores, Iceland, Lidl and Tesco

My Lidl Pony

 

[dylans]

Seriously, who gives a fuck? What a stupid non story this is. If you're happy to eat a cow you should be happy to eat a fucking horse.

I have no problem eating horse. In fact I have lots of times. Its quite healthy. I have also eaten lots of other things that are not considered "culturally acceptable" such as dog, camel, guinea pig etc. Its not the meat that is the problem. Its simply that if I buy what I am told is beef in a packet that is labelled as beef then I expect to be eating a cow, not a horse, giraffe, camel or whatever else the producers decide to chuck in it. If I want to eat horse I will buy horse, not beef. Its about my right to make an informed decision about what I eat and not being lied to

 

[mack]

 

[dylans]

I presume they are going to simply throw out all those burgers now.Instead of wasting them they should relabel them properly as horse/beef burgers and sell em cheap. I would buy em

 

[Jackobi]

Wow, meat actually found in Tesco burgers!

 

[DotCommunist]

I know. That's the sort of thing I mean. The way things is done is wrong. Forget horse versus cow. The food production system is so bad that Food can be 30% Not Food. That's evidence of fundamental flaws. This isn't something that should be shrugged off.

it's no foreskin (lips and arseholes) off my nose. Why the long face?

 

[elbows]

Horse, Tesco and DNA are all trending on twitter in the UK at the moment.

 

[butcher]

Really?

You'll tell me he's taken over the Burleigh Street one next.

No thats not me

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

at last an expert arrives on the thread

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Has anyone pointed out that "hamburgers" is an anagram of "shergar bum" yet?

 

[Paulbray67]

Apparently horse DNA has been found in B&Q creosote......its supposed to be good over fences

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

My Lidl pony.

 

[editor]

Who'd have believed it? Dodgy meat in a cheap burger!

 

[Paulbray67]

My friend is in hospital with the "trots" after eating Tesco value burgers...luckily he's in a "stable" condition...

 

[Paulbray67]

News just breaking that Tesco's are testing their vegetarian burgers in case they are contaminated with Uniquorn!!!!!!!!!!

 

[8ball]

Who'd have believed it? Dodgy meat in a cheap burger!

I think some segments of the population will be equally upset about the pork.

 

[JTG]

*Looks into thread*

*Posts same shit joke that's been made 12 times already*

*feels smug*

 

[twentythreedom]

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