Has the Queen died?

[brogdale]

Where, and perhaps even more importantly when, is that from?

Next you'll tell me you don't believe in time travelling journalists!

 

[Kaka Tim]

It got heavier?

can you get a fatal cold? "oh it turns out its was pneumonia after all" - not a good look in the truth and honesty stakes.

 

[andysays]

Next you'll tell me you don't believe in time travelling journalists!

Maybe someone with photoshop skillz can knock up a picture of dead Liz with that caption

 

[Pickman's model]

can you get a fatal cold? "oh it turns out its was pneumonia after all" - not a good look in the truth and honesty stakes.

Yeh but she's gone private whereas I expect the nhs would have picked it up

 

[Pickman's model]

Next time one of them's ill and goes to the edward vii hospital should be a campaign for the royal family to get treatment on the nhs - not good enough for them is it?

 

[skyscraper101]

Where, and perhaps even more importantly when, is that from?

Thats Globe. Canada's version of National Enquirer which basically just produce sensationalist headlines akin to the Sunday Sport without the tits and arse. Some of the stories are proper batshit.

 

[Pickman's model]

Maybe someone with photoshop skillz can knock up a picture of dead Liz with that caption

She's falling from the flying saucer

 

[bi0boy]

NHS Direct says don't bother to see your GP for a lingering cold until three weeks have passed.

 

[andysays]

Can lizards even get colds? A quick google suggests I'm not the only one asking this question



The answer, unsurprisingly, appears to be that reptiles can't catch colds etc off humans. Make of that what you will...

 

[Reiabuzz]

I doubt the old cunt uses the NHS.

As much as I hope it's true that she's on the way out, it's just Charles next up, then Wills, then whatever the fucking sprog is called... And on and on.

 

[Pickman's model]

NHS Direct says don't bother to see your GP for a lingering cold until three weeks have passed.

Must be coming up to that now

 

[Pickman's model]

I doubt the old cunt uses the NHS.

No shit sherlock do keep up.

 

[brogdale]

Can lizards even get colds? A quick google suggests I'm not the only one asking this question

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The answer, unsurprisingly, appears to be that reptiles can't catch colds etc off humans. Make of that what you will...

 

[brogdale]

ITN tries it's best to convince us that she's still with us...

Asked how her mother was, Princess Anne told onlookers "better", according to the Mirror.

Princess Anne was accompanied by her husband Vice Admiral Sir Timothy Laurence, and he added the Queen was feeling "not too bad."

Not exactly ringing endorsements of health? I can easily imagine that the morose Anne might well think it better if her mother was gone.

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

can you get a fatal cold? "oh it turns out its was pneumonia after all" - not a good look in the truth and honesty stakes.

Well, it's a virus and if your immune system is 90 or not functioning well you might end up not being able to fight it off...

 

[bi0boy]

I am hearing from my source that things took a turn for the worse this afternoon.

 

[brogdale]

I am hearing from my source that things took a turn for the worse this afternoon.

Worse than dead?

 

[Pickman's model]

Worse than dead?

She is shub-niggurath, the black goat of the woods with a thousand young

 

[brogdale]

She is shub-niggurath, the black goat of the woods with a thousand young

HTLTU

 

[Pickman's model]

HTLTU

Helps if you post words rather than just banging the keyboard

 

[brogdale]

Helps if you post words rather than just banging the keyboard

Or...you could have looked it up?

 

[petee]

I am hearing from my source that things took a turn for the worse this afternoon.

your source?

 

[brogdale]

Even Royal Correspondents like Colin Hunt seem to be smelling a rat...

For a second time, during the holiday season, senior royals have attended church.

For a second time, the Queen has been a notable absentee.

Given her deep personal faith, it's a decision the Supreme Governor of the Church of England will not have taken lightly.

As well as missing church, the under-the-weather monarch has become a voluntary prisoner inside her own Sandringham home.

She hasn't yet had an opportunity to go outside and explore her 20,000 acre private Norfolk estate.

 

[brogdale]

your source?

Impeccable, I bet.

 

[bi0boy]

Impeccable, I bet.

I know certain people.

 

[brogdale]

I know certain people.

Don't ever feel pressurised to reveal sources.

 

[bi0boy]

Don't ever feel pressurised to reveal sources.

Exactly, they'll prove invaluable in the coming months. For example I am told the coronation is already being discretely discussed.

 

[Pickman's model]

Exactly, they'll prove invaluable in the coming months. For example I am told the coronation is already being discretely discussed.

Discreetly.

 

[bi0boy]

Discreetly.

you don't know what these people are capable of.

 

[Pickman's model]

Even Royal Correspondents like Colin Hunt seem to be smelling a rat...

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She's had fucking decades to explore Sandringham and if she hasn't done it by now she's left it a bit late